“Here I Sit/Broken-Hearted/Paid For Court/And Only Farted

There is no Constitutional provision against persistently farting in a courtroom, so any mockery of Trump is unrooted in history and tradition—and may be grounds to drop the charges entirely.

by Jonathan Turley

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 20, 2024

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Trump’s courtroom flatulence raises doubts about Biden’s diet and digestion

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 20, 2024

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That Smell

The Donald's never been shy about tooting his own horn. Will his silent but deadly defense soon make him a free bird?

by Maureen Dowd

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 20, 2024

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It was James Madison who coined the phrase "whoever smelt it, dealt it", so any serious student of Constitutional history will have grave doubts about liberals' claims that Trump sharted during this morning's court room proceedings.

by Jonathan Turley

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 20, 2024

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If he don’t shit, you must acquit https://t.co/ccJ7LB7UZo

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 20, 2024

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I do most sincerely apologize, but when I came up with the title, I couldn’t help myself and I had to finish the post. Then the ten-year old boy in my head took over…

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