And “Groceries” Is A Beautiful Word No One Uses Anymore

Musk: My frank opinion of the government is that the government is just the DMV that got big, okay, so when you say, like, let's have the government do something, you should think, do you want the DMV to do it? pic.twitter.com/YPtmtAPR4u

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2025

A) What does he think the DMV is?*

B) Has he ever been there?

*Bonus point: Elmo lives in Texas now. There is no “DMV” in Texas. Never has been. The Department of Public Safety issues DL’s (and does it pretty efficiently these days). County Tax Assessor-Collectors issue license plates for cars, and take new car registration. Even in Texas, most of this is done on-line now. (Once upon a time I went annually to a county office to pay registration and license fees for my car. Now I do it through an app. I even had to go to DPS to renew my DL and get a federally verified one. They had an office set up just to print out my birth certificate for that purpose, so I could get the temporary DL that day. Time was when that would have taken months. Honestly, what the hell is Elmo talking about?)

Welker: This was in relation to a democratic bill. You said the CBO has confirmed this bill adds nearly $400 billion.. So do you only believe the CBO when a Democrat is president, Mr. Speaker?

Johnson: No, this is very easy to explain. The CBO sometimes gets projections correct pic.twitter.com/JDBiv0WOPt

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2025

That’s how Trump explains it 

Comer: And if we can find information that would lead us to believe that Biden had no knowledge of those executive orders being signed in his name, then I think that the trump administration could get them thrown out in court, and then trump would be able to execute his agenda a… pic.twitter.com/Z3SAPjttKy

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2025

I don’t want to think Comer is this stupid, but he’s not leaving me any choice.

Brennan: Should companies cut back on the amount of goods they have on their shelves or just on their profitability?

Bessent: That's a decision company by company pic.twitter.com/Ww2wsg4fj1

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2025

"Damned if you do, and damned if you don’t. And btw, I got mine, fuck you all.”

Brennan: Dimon predicted a debt market crisis,

Bessent: For his entire career, he's made predictions like this, fortunately none of them have come true. That's why he's a banker, a great banker pic.twitter.com/Kk5q50jnZu

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2025

ETTD.

Brennan: The speaker estimates this is going to add 4 to $5 trillion over the next ten years and there's that debt limit increase.

Bessent: That’s CBO scoring.

Brennan: That's the speaker of the house.

Bessent: No, no, no.

Brennan: He said it last Sunday on this program.… pic.twitter.com/KZuKqTymUG

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2025

Brennan: He said it last Sunday on this program.

Bessent: He said that's the cbo scoring.

Brennan: No, he said that sounds right.

When all the lies start running into each other.