Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Imagine…

Turns out all these pictures were photoshopped by Obama and Biden right before Epstein was arrested by Trump’s DOJ.
Sure, why not? It’s a robot Trump being controlled by Vance because they murdered the real Trump and buried him under the White House bunker.

If Trump Came In Soaking Wet…

...and told you it was raining outside, you should still stick your hand out the window.

Or just treat him as an unreliable narrator incapable of telling the truth. You’ll never go wrong that way.

Make Coke Coca Again!

High-fructose corn syrup can be American grown. (Is it the major source of supply? I have no idea.)

Cane sugar comes largely to this country from Mexico and Brazil.  So…Trump wants to raise the price of Coke, and hurt American farmers even more?

Besides…MAHA?

🪢

Boy, we sure put on over on MAGA and Q-Anon, didn’t we? Even suckered Trump into it, for a while.
This idea that he’s a “non-factor”—well, why were you hanging around with non-factors, Mr. President? What was that about?

I think he’s making it worse now that he’s seemingly privy to everything in the files—and suddenly doesn’t want to release them. When he was on the outside, I guess he just wasn’t confident in the investigations and didn’t think there was anything that necessarily linked him.

He is, overall, a creep. Like—we know he’s a creep.

The question is: is he also a criminal in that way?

And the fact that he’s so adamant about not releasing the Epstein files—I think that kind of answers the question.
There’s a lot to be said for not playing the conspiracy game back against MAGA. But this? This pretty much raises the right “When did you stop beating your wife?” question. (My position is, Trump can’t release the files because there IS nothing there. But if he shows that, it’s a whole new coverup. In fact, that’s how the first coverup conspiracy started. And if he doesn’t release the files, it’s the same old coverup. Hoist on his own conspiracy theory. It was bound to happen. 😈 I want to say the torture memos left him this way; but I’m pretty sure he was thus way already, and the torture memos were just a byproduct. "Sure sound like socialism to me, little lady. And Gawd hates socialists! It’s in the Bible!” Yale lawyer, so: 

He’s actually this stupid.

He doesn’t care, it’s just all about having power and not being grounded to the Naval Observatory for four years.
I think he really believes this. And if he doesn’t, what’s the difference?
After Epstein's death, New York judge Loretta Preska ordered a list with names of more than 170 Epstein associates to be unsealed on January 1, 2024. Anyone on the list had until January 1 to appeal to have their name removed.

During the presidency of Joe Biden, many right-wing figures hypothesized of a list of Epstein's clients not disclosed by the Biden administration. Kash Patel, who was not the director of the FBI at the time, claimed that the FBI was keeping Epstein's "black list", and encouraged a potential administration of Donald Trump to release them if he were to be elected. During the Turning Point Action convention in June 2024, Donald Trump Jr. accused the Biden administration of keeping the list secret to protect pedophiles. In October 2024, JD Vance said "we need to release the Epstein list".

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi was asked in February 2025 by Fox News journalist John Roberts on whether the Justice Department would be publishing "the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients", to which Bondi responded: "It's sitting on my desk right now to review. That's been a directive by President Trump. I’m reviewing that." On July 7, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said Bondi had been referring more generally to the accumulated evidence against Epstein, stating: "[Bondi] was saying the entirety of all of the paperwork, all of the paper, in relation to Jeffrey Epstein's crimes, that’s what the attorney general was referring to, and I’ll let her speak for that".

Lawyer and law professor Alan Dershowitz said in an interview with Sean Spicer on March 19, 2025, that he knew the names of individuals on such a list and unreleased files relating to Epstein, adding that "I know why they're being suppressed. I know who's suppressing them" and that he was " ...bound by confidentiality from a judge and cases, and I can't disclose what I know". Dershowitz had been part of the legal team that negotiated a non-prosecution agreement for Epstein in 2006.

During the Trump–Musk feud, Musk claimed that Trump was in the Epstein files and that this "is the real reason they have not been made public", though it is unclear if he specifically meant Epstein's client list.

In a July 7 memo, the Department of Justice stated it would not release any more documents relating to Epstein. At a cabinet meeting, as Trump criticized reporters for focusing on the Epstein case, Bondi clarified when she said “it’s on my desk” that she meant he was in possession of child pornography.
Let 'em have all the rope they want. That tree’s still gonna be taller’n their rope is long.

“I Just Supplied The Zyklon B Per Contract “

 


“I never asked what they needed it for. That was beyond my purview.”

📺

 
As someone who was worn glasses since the first grade, gave them up for contact lenses almost as soon as they were available (and as comfortable as glass saucers; thick saucers, and nearly saucer size), and finally had to go back to glasses in middle age…I call bullshit.

Nobody wears glasses 🤓 if they don’t have to. 😎 That just proves me right. Zuckerberg is pushing this because NOBODY saw the “smart phone” becoming the ubiquitous internet portal it is now, until it was. BlackBerry’s and Palm Pilots were supposed to fulfill that role. iPods were supposed carry our music, and phones MIGHT be useful for GPS. If the GPS wasn’t prone to driving you into a lake. Zuckerberg wants desperately to sell the next smartphone, since those silly AR goggles games gadget worked so well….

So how do “smart” glasses work? Do we remove them and plug them into our cars, the way I do my phone now? That’s how I use GPS while driving, or access music, or take phone calls. I can operate that by voice commands so I’m not distracted by the screen. Removing glasses to drive would be mandatory, but then so is hands free phone access behind the wheel. Yet I see drivers with one hand to their ear all the time.  Imagine they don’t take their “smart glasses” off.

And instead of walking down a sidewalk or through a store with one hand before them, staring at their palm, now they gaze blankly ahead, not really looking ahead, but at the display before their eyes. Or driving that way.

And real glasses are expensive enough, even at Warby Parker. What if I grow weary of the style of my fake iGlasses? What’s that gonna cost me? And if they’re real glasses, do I recharge them every night? The battery in my phone is much larger than anything I’d be comfortable with in eyewear, and that needs charging every 12 hours or so.

Not to mention the weight. Glasses have improved over the decades. Lenses are polycarbonate, lighter than glass, and able to be shaped more thinly, too. My old glass lenses were thick coke-bottle bottoms, and heavy enough to make my nose sore after 8 hours. One reason I went to contacts was the sheer weight of my glasses. Even the flyweight models I wear now get tiresome in the later hours. And while the phone I type on right now is lighter than earlier models, it’s still a lot of weight to transfer to the temples of a pair of specs.
Which is the other place eyeglasses hurt: the ears.

Zuckerberg wants “the world [to] become our screen.” Really? Or does he just want to sell us something? I have the same problem with the rush to adopt and market AI. From what I’ve seen of Grok and Google AI search summaries, I don’t see the advances. Musk has GIGOed Grok into full Nazi, which at least teaches us not to trust AI. And Google search has not been improved one jot. Don’t get me started on the utter lack of composition skills in ChatGPT. Or tell me how AI is going to ruin the ability to write by replacing it. I read the internet: even the “pros” are mostly terrible writers. The few great writers humanity has ever produced, in any field, are the exceptions that prove the rule: Give the rest of us unlimited time and paper, and we still couldn’t compose a decent argument, essay, or simple communication, if it meant we could then live eternity with whatever idea of perfection tickles our individual fancies as the reward. The majority of us are suck writers, and AI is never going to take that away from us.

What is AI going to accomplish? Something, I’m sure; but not what the marketers of the intertoobs promised us. I remember when social media was “Table Talk” at Salon. It was going to recover the French salon culture of Proust, as we all had the fully democratized ability to prove our own genius for conversation. It quickly became what social media became through blogs and then Facebook and then Twitter and ever outward: the monkey house of Vonnegut’s story, where the monkeys play with themselves and shriek and fling poo. I assume in captivity they get bored and act that way; or maybe not. Either way, it’s a metaphor. Facebook was sold as a way for people to connect. Now it’s a locus for conspiracy theorists and as open sn agora as FoxNews is. Twitter is for Nazis. Nobody reads blogs (Hi!👋). The internet is mostly for “influencers” and other marketers. In short, we did for the internet what we did for radio; and movies,; and TeeVee. Commodified it to death. Only with the internet it didn’t take as long.

And now we’re gonna hang that in our face, so we can never escape our escape from reality, wherever we go?

Sounds like a Ray Bradbury story; or an episode of “Black Mirror.” One more version of a nightmare, in other words. Fortunately, I really don’t think it’s marketable.

Let’s Be Honest

Democrats did that to themselves. The media are stenographers and bullhorns for the GOP; but George Clooney had to rush to his publicist to tell tout le monde how concerned he was about Biden.

Where was Kevin Sorbo or Jon Voigt when Trump cancelled a campaign rally speech and just danced to a bad soundtrack? Or babbled absolute nonsense, as he so often does?
Of course, imagine if Biden had done this 👆

The Daily Report From The Bubble

The consumer price index, a key inflation barometer, rose 2.7% in the 12 months through June, up from 2.4% in May, the Bureau of Labor Statistics said Tuesday.

Economists said they expect the full impact from the Trump administration’s tariff agenda to raise consumer prices more in the months ahead — but they said trade policies have already started to noticeably affect inflation.
Hence the increase in June over May.

“..Who Died In A Jail Cell While I Was President.”

"...which is further proof it is all a hoax by Obama and Biden and Comey.”  (Except Comey had been fired before Epstein was arrested.)

Financial Crisis On Line Two


 

A) The Supreme Court has already said he can’t do that.

B) Powell doesn’t set interest rates; a committee of Federal Reserve bankers does that 

C) Rumors are that Trump has loans coming due and he needs to refinance at lower rates. Those rumors are beginning to seem more plausible.

D) He’s going to wreck his chances at cheaper re-financing if he even tries this (if Powell doesn’t sue to keep his job/maintain the independence of the Bank, I expect the Bank will). The repercussions in the market would be huge. Jamie Dimon is already warning about that.

E) Trump is talking to House Republicans. As I said: the bad guy never really acts alone; and the people supporting him (IRL) are happy to do so. Those clowns telling Trump “Yes, wreck the financial system!” aren’t afraid of a primary. They think this is a good idea.

F) Maybe I need to move my money into gold, after all.

The Other Interesting Thing About “Superman”


This was pointed out to me in an article, and set me to thinking about expectations and analysis.

Lex Luthor is the “bad guy” of the movie. But, unlike previous iterations of the villain on film (or in the comic books, IIRC), Lex has supporters and eager participants who help him carry out his plans. A roomful in one side, a camp full on another. And all happy to be doing the job. Cheering supporters who rejoice in their victories. They aren’t working out of fear. They want to be a part of the project(s).

Now pivot that to reality. Conditioned by movies where Alan Rickman is a bad guy commanding minions ready and willing to die but otherwise just cannon fodder, we think the bad guy rules alone, and at best his “gang” are just willing employees. Luther’s people are active participants wanting the outcome, not the robbery payoff. So it’s insistently not Luthor alone. Indeed, how could it be? That’s not the way the world works.

But we apply the lesson of action movies and comic books to reality, and assume Trump is acting alone or terrifying Congress to do his will. But maybe even Murkowski actually agrees with Trump; or thinks her voters do. It’s far more reasonable to think the GOP Congress is wholly supportive of Trump than that they are responding out of fear. Especially the way the OBBB moved through Congress despite all the reports about the support the bill didn’t have; until it clearly did.

We tell ourselves stories about reality based on the stories we call fiction. A lot of conspiracy theories are just tropes from fiction, most of them no more realistic than the action Twain mocked brutally in the Natty Bumpo stories of Fenimore Cooper. But while we all admire Tom Sawyer and the lesson of the white washed fence, or the adventures if Huckleberry Finn, what sticks in our mind are the improbable exploits of the Deer Slayer, and the absurdly incompetent Native Americans who try to get on that flatboat in the scene Twain dissects, being slowly towed down a canal. But it’s not the absurdity we remember, it’s the danger to white people Cooper describes. No surprise, really. Even a Tarantino movie shows “Hollywood” damage from gunshots or samurai swords; not the spray of viscera and bone and organs such weapons would produce. We like our reality neat, tidy, and simple. Leave the awful reality of GSW’s to the ER’s, where we don’t have to see it.

And leave the evil that people do to one person’s actions, the easier for us to think we would never fear an alien immigrant like Superman; only Lex Luthor alone would ever be that bad. So much more comforting to think the bad guy is, in the end, always alone.

OR…

…there is no “there” there, and Trump is trying to not say that (much as he quit complaining about Obama’s birth certificate, which, come to think of it, the media never said he was lying about. Even though he plainly was. But Trump finally abandoned it, and his gullible followers just moved on.)

AND…

He’s a malignant narcissist who can’t stand that his followers are not obeying his commands and are questioning his authority.


Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Some Must Die So Trump Might Live

Some must die so Trump might live. It was a better country with only white men in it. See? Old conspiracy theories can always be renewed, right? But would they use their powers for good? Fact check: True. (Jennings is wrong.)
Eggs US rose to 2.89 USD/Dozen on July 15, 2025, up 4.43% from the previous day. Over the past month, Eggs US's price has risen 7.61%, and is up 23.87% compared to the same time last year, according to trading on a contract for difference (CFD) that tracks the benchmark market for this commodity. source: USDA
The postponed cuts in the OBBB are not going to save Republicans from inflation tied to tariffs. Even if the courts deny Trump’s ability to impose them. The uncertainty can be enough for markets, for retailers, for people, trying to plan for Xmas. Or Presidents Day sales; or next summer. Enough to make them hold back; or raise prices.

Going to be interesting to see Trump blame Biden. And Obama; and Comer. Because you know he will.
So, the “essentials” are going down. Airline travel; hotel rates. Sounds to me like a contraction in discretionary spending.

A Lesson I Learned Very Early In Life

 


After All, That’s As Much As Trump Can Do

Maybe even a bit more.

Life Comes At You Pretty Fast

 JMM, catching up with the news:

Ahhh hadn’t caught this. I guess Charlie Kirk has now announced its time to move on from Epstein because Trump called him and said bitch it’s time to move on.
Charlie Kirk saying he never said ”Move on."
This is a total obsessive hoax," Kirk said of the media coverage on Tuesday. "And even some people were emailing me, Charlie, why are you not talking about Epstein? Why are you saying to move on? I never, ever, ever said move on, ever!"

"I didn't whisper it. I didn't think it. I didn't say it," he continued. "But let me say this again. You know my opinion about Epstein. The messaging fumble."

But on Monday, he said, "Honestly, I'm done talking about Epstein for the time being. I'm gonna trust my friends in the administration, I'm gonna trust my friends in the government to do what needs to be done, solve it, ball's in their hands."

Kirk said he was making "an addendum to what was said yesterday."

"We're going to keep on talking about it," he insisted. "You see, but what's so disappointing, not disappointing, to an extent I get it, is that the MAGA base is so fired up about this. And that's why I didn't take a lot of this seriously. Is that, you know, people were incoming, Charlie, why are you moving on? No one's saying that!"
So, you know, Trump is absolutely in control of MAGA. Or somebody is. Or somebody thinks somebody is. And MAGA has fallen back into line.

Or somebody thinks it has. Will. Wants to.

Forget It, Jake. It’s Immigration Court.


 Immigration Court is not Art. III court. It’s part of the Administration; like the Roberts Court. This judge is undoubtedly following Administration orders. Or he can be fired and replaced.

Not an Article III Judge.

Yes, this is a problem. Yes, we need immigration reform. Yes, it has been this way a long time. Yes, there are flaws in the system. Yes, reform is almost always needed, and certainly always late.

Let There Be Spoilers


Alright , “Superman” is now “woke.” That’s the rap on the film from MAGA. And frankly, their opinion is beneath consideration; but it does expose something about them.

So Superman, as ever, is from Krypton, and he thinks his biological parents sent him to earth to help the people there. Basically, (in line with all the other “Superman” movies with an origin story, he’s Jesus, or, less accurately (because the term comes from literary criticism, and doesn’t mean what you think it means), he’s a Christ figure. He thinks this because his parents included a video message in whatever form of transport sent him to earth.

But the message was damaged, so he only knows the first part, the part that tells him he’s been sent earth for the people there. Bad guys recover the whole message, and it turns out his Kryptonian parents wanted him to be Elon Musk: rule the world with his superpowers, and fuck as many women as possible, to recreate the Kryptonian race. White people rule, IOW, with Kal El as their progenitor and overlord. A Tech Bros dream.

The dream of Elmo, for one.

It gets better: Lex Luthor is uber rich and has the technological genius Elmo only imagines he has. And, we find out, he really hates aliens; or any other meta human (the rest of DC’s superheroes), because they are “better” than him. Mostly he hates Superman because he’s stolen the world’s attention, that should rightly be on Lex. And Lex proves he’s willing to destroy the world to destroy Superman and reclaim his place on the world stage.

Yup. Lex is Donald Trump. Or close enough for highway work.

The central point of the plot, the point the story resolves on, is that Superman cares, and that he’s trying to do the right thing (not as easily accomplished as it is in the comic books or lesser movies). He is, in other words, fully human (I’m not doing that part of the story justice; but it’s the rest of the movie). In other words, he wants to do good. Lex doesn’t; Lex is as narcissistic as Trump. Kal El’s parents wanted an ubermencsh to supplant humanity. The classic sci-fi alien invasion scenario. They embody Musk’s raison d’etre. Enough, I suppose, to condemn the story as “woke.” But the joke is on MAGA. Because the movie is really about how Superman is a good man.  A decent man who thinks of others more than himself. Not a Christ figure, but someone struggling to embody fundamental Christian teachings: to be last of all, and servant of all.

No wonder it drives MAGA crazy. Coming or going, this story confronts their selfishness, their narcissism, their disdain for anyone they consider “NOK.” Because the good guy in this movie is the dead opposite of everyone they admire most in the world.


Monday, July 14, 2025

🎶This Land Is Your Land/This Land Is My Land🎶

 


"This land belongs to/white people only!”*

*New government approved lyrics.

I was always bothered by the title “Department of HOMELAND Security.”

A Long, Long Time Ago

We chose the word “dog” to mock God, too.

We’ve been doing this for millennia.

BWAH-HAHAHAHA! 😈

Marbury v Madison v Justice

Professor Vladeck explains what the Court did today:
As folks may recall, the student loan case first reached the Court on a pair of emergency applications from the Biden administration—to vacate nationwide injunctions against the program that had been imposed by the Eighth Circuit (in a suit brought by a number of red states) and the Northern District of Texas (in a suit brought by private plaintiffs), respectively. In both cases, one of the administration’s central arguments for emergency relief was that the government was likely to prevail on the merits because the plaintiffs lacked Article III standing (that is, they weren’t injured by the policy they were seeking to challenge)—and that the standing obstacle was reason enough to allow the government to continue to implement its policy.

In both cases, the Court deferred its resolution of the applications while it considered the merits of the government’s appeals—rulings that had the effect of keeping the program on hold for an additional 6.5 months. After argument, the Court held (unanimously) that the private plaintiffs lacked standing; and it held 6-3 that one of the states had standing (in analysis I heavily criticized at the time). In other words, the Court kept a controversial Department of Education policy initiative paused for 6.5 months while it sorted out whether anyone had standing to challenge it—rebuffing the President’s request that the policy go back into place in the interim.

Contrast that with Monday’s ruling. In asking the justices to stay the district court’s injunction against the mass firings and restructuring of the Department of Education, the Trump administration’s principal argument was not that those measures were legal, but that the plaintiffs lacked Article III standing to challenge them.* The best explanation for Monday’s ruling is that a majority of the justices agree that the government is likely to prevail on its standing argument—and, as has been the case so often in the Court’s recent approach to emergency applications, gave short shrift to the equities.

If that’s true, then we have this rather obvious contrast—where serious standing objections were not enough to justify emergency relief when it was the Biden administration looking to put its student loan debt relief plan back into effect, but where (to my mind, weaker) standing objections were enough to justify allowing the President to effectively strangle a critically important federal agency (and to defeat the various acts of Congress standing that agency up and giving it responsibilities it will now struggle to discharge). Perhaps there is a good explanation for why the standing concerns were sufficient to justify a stay here but not in the student loan cases (where, again, the Court unanimously agreed that the private plaintiffs lacked standing). I’ll confess that it’s possible such a distinction exists. It’s also possible that a majority found the government’s other arguments in support of a stay in this case persuasive—although there’s a reason why the government didn’t lead with them (and, in any event, Justice Sotomayor’s dissent seems to make quick work of them).

But to go back to a post I wrote a few weeks ago, that’s yet another reason why the Court needs to explain itself when it grants emergency relief—not just to provide guidance to lower courts and the relevant government actors (to say nothing of the public), but to rationalize what, at least at first blush, sure look like alarming inconsistencies in the Court’s behavior that seem best-explained not by a legal principle, but by which party controlled the White House (and, through it, the Department of Education) at the time of the Court’s ruling. Now, more than ever, that ought to be an impression the justices are ill-inclined to reinforce.
The good professor is too circumspect to state the obvious: this court is deeply, and nakedly, political. He makes that point by drawing the picture. But he won’t state it openly, so that the conclusion isn’t dismissed as “political.” I’m not saying it isn’t, nor that that’s a bad thing. But it leaves his analysis with enough “plausible deniability” to let his analysis stand as an objective one.

Which it is. It is objectively plain that this court is thoroughly political, and nakedly so.

My title is a bit misleading. This is not a constitutional issue, it’s an equity issue. It’s also a plain issue of law.  And it induces a plain constitutional crisis. As Justice Sotomayor writes:
Only Congress has the power to abolish the Department. The Executive’s task, by contrast, is to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed.” U. S. Const., Art. II, §3. Yet, by executive fiat, the President ordered the Secretary of Education to “take all necessary steps to facilitate the closure of the Department.” Exec. Order No. 14242, 90 Fed. Reg. 13679 (2025). Consistent with that Executive Order, Secretary Linda McMahon gutted the Department’s workforce, firing over 50 percent of its staff overnight. In her own words, that mass termination served as “the first step on the road to a total shutdown” of the Department. Dept. of Ed., Press Release (Mar. 11, 2025); infra, at 7.

When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it. Two lower courts rose to the occasion, preliminarily enjoining the mass firings while the litigation remains ongoing. Rather than maintain the status quo, however, this Court now intervenes, lifting the injunction and permitting the Government to proceed with dismantling the Department. That decision is indefensible. It hands the Executive the power to repeal statutes by firing all those necessary to carry them out. The majority is either willfully blind to the implications of its ruling or naive, but either way the threat to our Constitution’s separation of powers is grave. Unable to join in this misuse of our emergency docket, I respectfully dissent.
The professor is right:, dissent should be read in whole. But neither of them states the obvious, which needs now to be stated: this Court has abandoned all claim to being a third branch of government, standing apart from the other two as the third leg of the stool. It is wholly an arm of this Republican administration.

And that, at last, is a Constitutional crisis. If anyone is paying attention.


*This is the Court order in toto:
The application for stay presented to JUSTICE JACKSON and by her referred to the Court is granted. The May 22, 2025 preliminary injunction entered by the United States District Court for the District of Massachusetts, case No. 1:25–cv–10601, is stayed pending the disposition of the appeal in the United States Court of Appeals for the First Circuit and disposition of a petition for a writ of certiorari, if such a writ is timely sought. Should certiorari be denied, this stay shall terminate automatically. In the event certiorari is granted, the stay shall terminate upon the sending down of the judgment of this Court.
Curiously, there is no mention there of standing as an issue (or at all), and the dissent doesn’t raise the issue, either.  It was argued by the Administration; was it considered by the Court as equitable grounds to issue the stay? If so, why didn’t the Court say so? I know I’m repeating what Professor Vladeck said, but I’m trying to clarify his argument for non-lawyers. Equity, like general law, works by rules. What has happened to those rules is not explained by this Order; but it appears those rules no longer matter because of the person in the White House. At the very least, the courts, and the public, have no guidance at all from the Supreme Court. And that makes it even harder to offer any argument that this Court is not now plainly, and indeed wholly, political.

The Unreliable Narrator

"Gasoline tankers”?

“Don’t Ask Me A Question Like That”

They had the ability; but FEMA didn’t. The rest of world gets until August 1st. Does Putin get a letter? Does Trump know Russia is already under U.S. sanctions? Is "we" the military-industrial complex? Or the mouse in Trump’s pocket? Trump wilts like a small boy when his parent contradicts him. He’s going to use that excuse for the next three and a half years, isn’t he? 😳
And those conversations have been very effective.
Trump at the White House faith office luncheon: "I'd get home, I'd say, 'First Lady, I had the most wonderful talk with Vladimir. I think we're finished.' And then I'll turn on a television and he just bombed a nursing home. *laughs* I'd say, 'What?' *laughs* So we don't like that."
That’s tellin’ ‘im! Let’s see Putin come back from the art of that deal! The Trump AI bot is glitching, again. All paid by American consumers. When was the last time the man was driven past a service station? 1987? Out there glad handing the money changers? Yup. They think so. God loves rich people the most, right?

The Story Of The Unreliable Narrator

 I’m inclined to go full English teacher on this, but I’ll try to keep it short. Literature taught us, millenia ago, to rely on the narrator. Roman satire played with the unreliable narrator; the most famous example now being the unnamed narrator of Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” But that’s satire; the unreliable narrator didn’t move in to non-satirical work widely until the 19th century. And the greatest use of it is in Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.”

Nothing about that gothic horror cum pulp fiction tale is credible. Especially the dismemberment of the body, done in very short time, leaving behind not a trace of blood. The narrator even tears up the floorboards of the bedroom, stuffs some parts there which, inconveniently, won’t fit in the tub with the others (and all the blood), and repairs his efforts flawlessly, also removing the tub without spilling a drop, all before the police can arrive. 

And then he entertains them in the same room; and becomes more agitated as they sit politely, hearing the beating of the dead man’s heart. He curses, he raves, he swears, he tells us. And still the police trio don’t notice. He beats his chair on the floor to drown out the noise; they chat amiably. Finally he screams out his confession: “IT IS THE BEATING OF HIS HIDEOUS HEART!”, and the story ends. 

Now, this story begins with the narrator confessing (!) he is “nervous,” but challenging, too: “But will you say that I am mad?” Is he talking to us? How could he be? We don’t know him. We don’t know anything about him? Why would we say he is mad?

But he isn’t talking to us. He’s talking to a silent, nameless character in the story. Browning did the same in “My Last Duchess.” The Duke starts telling the story of the portrait of his “last duchess,” and interrupts himself with an invitation: “Will’t please you sit and look at her?”  He’s not talking to us, the readers of the poem. He’s talking to an agent of the Count on the occasion of the story: the arrangement of his next marriage, to the Count’s daughter. But while the Duke is a monster, he is a reliable narrator. Poe’s narrator is not, and Poe tells us so in the first lines of the story.

So where is the narrator, that he would declare he is not mad? In police custody? We assume that from the end of the story. But people in police custody are not necessarily mad. So why the challenge?

Now consider the tale: the obsession with the landlord’s eye; the hyper-acute hearing; the murder, the clean-up, the impossibility of the police ignoring his fervor. Clearly, from the story, he is mad. His sense of hearing excuses him hearing the beating of a…dead heart. Wait, that’s not right. Oh, it’s his conscience betraying him. Any other evidence in the story that he has one? He never expresses regret. And what is it with those oblivious police officers?

There are simply too many things wrong with the murderer’s story for it to be credible. And why should we think it is? He starts off stating to the silent witness of the tale he tells that he is “nervous,” but he attributes that to his hearing, hearing that allows him to hear all things in heaven and on earth and under the earth. I guess that would make you nervous; or indicate you are quite mad. But he insists on his rationality, his ratiocination, to cite a favorite Poe word. And he declares that skill is what allowed him to plan and commit the perfect crime.

And despite all these indications, from beginning to end, we read the story and accept that it is true; that is, that it happened as we are told it happened, in that realm of suspended disbelief where we accept the validity of the events of “Lord of the Rings,” even as we also know no such world, or characters, ever existed. But why do we accept the narrative of a madman who tells a tale clearly reflecting the 19th century literary conventions of a “madman”? Why do we think we are meant to accept the tale as “true” because the criminal at the heart of it confesses his guilt?

Because we rely on the narrator, even when the narrator is wholly unreliable.

This is not Iago rousing Desdemona’s father with descriptions of the “black ram tupping [his] white ewe.” We all know what Iago is doing, as does Iago. No, Poe’s narrator is a man telling a story he believes is true, but which can’t possibly be true. Not in the disposal of the body, not in the calm indifference of the police to his raving and beating a chair on the floor. And if that’s not credible, why is any other part of his story credible? Was there a body? Was there a landlord? Was there a glazed eye? Was there a murder?

We, the reader, have only the narrator’s word for it. And he is mad; he is wholly unreliable. He’s more likely telling this story in an asylum than in a police station. We simply don’t know; and we make assumptions about his story, fill in the gaps, at our peril.

It rather like listening to Trump, or anyone in his Administration, declare anything to be a fact.

Examples abound:
Mehmet Oz: "When the program was created 60 years ago, it never dawned on anyone that you would take able-bodied individuals who could work and put them on Medicaid. Today the average able-bodied person on Medicaid who doesn't work, they watch 6.1 hours of television or just hang out. That's not fair. Go out and try to get a job."
(Sounds like a description of Trump, to me.) Because illness is a moral failing. Not heredity, or environment (most cancers are environmental), or access to fresh food (food deserts still abound, it’s just not popular to talk about them anymore), not bacteria and viruses and diseases. It’s your fault you’re so poor you’re on Medicaid. Now, get off! Billionaires need lower taxes!

Trump spews nonsense about Clinton, Obama, and Biden creating the Epstein Files nobody has seen, and rather than treat him as a liar or deranged (the ultimate unreliable narrator), we simply ignore him. I don’t think his claims have come up yet among “respectable” pundits or in the Sunday talk shows. If it comes up on CNN, someone will be there to assure us Trump always knows what he’s talking about, so the most groundless statements must be true.

Even otherwise reasonable people have concluded, despite the fact the “Epstein files” are a fantasy of Q-Anon and and MAGA, that there must be a reliable narrator (or at least a pony) under all the piles of shit. But the narrator is Trump; and MAGA; and Q-Anon.

Just like some insist Poe’s tale is a horror story and a psychological study, and certainly not the perfect narrative example of a perfectly unreliable narrator.

So it goes.

The Bride At Every Wedding

Desperate for positive attention as MAGA turns on him.

Sunday, July 13, 2025

Kristi Noem Is A Liar. Or Stupid.

Because not everyone who works with FEMA, works for FEMA.

Multiple urban search and rescue teams from across the country that responded to the deadly floods in central Texas told CNN they were not deployed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency until at least Monday evening — days after any victim had been found alive.

Three of the teams, which are typically tasked with helping local first responders to urgently find survivors, were dispatched on Tuesday, more than four days after the Guadalupe River surge that has left more than 120 dead and scores missing. No victims have been found alive since last Friday, July 4.
Five teams, all left waiting while Noem reviewed authorizations; or tried to figure out how to cover the $1 billion deficit she’d run up snatching students and grandmothers.
Five of the teams that deployed to Texas were Indiana Task Force 1; Arizona Task Force 1; Colorado Task Force 1; Nevada Task Force 1; and Missouri Task Force 1. The teams are part of the National Urban Search & Rescue Response System, a collection of 28 task forces across the country that FEMA calls upon that are equipped and able to respond within six hours.
These teams are experts in rescue and recovery. But they couldn’t get there in time.  DHS says the Coast Guard rescued many people. That’s true; but they plucked most of them from high ground at Camp Mystic. That’s good, but not the same thing as rescue and recovery; which was left to locals and non-experts until all that could be hoped for was recovery. Of corpses.

Noem brags about how much better FEMA is working now. She’s a stone cold liar.
Earlier this year, after a flash flood swept through parts of Kentucky, Virginia and West Virginia, weeks into President Donald Trump’s second term — and months before Noem instituted her expenditure sign-off rule — urban search and rescue teams were deployed by FEMA “within 12 hours of the initial weather impacts” to help with evacuations, the agency said in a press release at the time.

In 2023, FEMA deployed a New York Urban Search and Rescue team to Vermont within a day of major flooding caused by the cresting of the Winooski River inundating downtown Montpelier.
But Texas? It appeared Trump had backpedaled on his promise to eliminate FEMA. But rescue teams that were ready to go, weren’t authorized for 72 hours. And finally, a week later:
On Friday, one week after the disaster struck, FEMA activated Virginia Task Force 1, from Fairfax County, Va., according to its spokesperson. They asked for a single resource from the group: dogs for recovering bodies.
And now they praise themselves over the bodies of the dead and still missing.  Ghouls; fucking ghouls.

You Hate To See It

Well, that’s the polite thing to say, isn’t it? Yeah, that’s going well.

“We Should Not Be Doing It”

So...
A Portland mother and her four children, who are U.S. citizens, are being detained in Ferndale by the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol, according to U.S. Rep. Maxine Dexter of Oregon’s 3rd congressional district.

The family has been held at the facility for nearly two weeks without any contact with legal representation or charges being filed, according to their lawyer, Jill Nedved with Gonzales Law Office in Seattle.

Dexter held a press conference Friday in front of the Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) facility in Ferndale to highlight the case.

“An Oregon family was kidnapped and taken to an undisclosed location in Washington state,” Dexter said in a statement to the media. “After learning of this horror on Tuesday, my team worked for days to determine their whereabouts. I arrived in Bellingham on Thursday, where we ultimately located the family — after Customs and Border Protection (CBP) initially misled us.”

At the press conference Dexter said the children are U.S. citizens who should be enjoying their summer.

“Instead they have spent almost two weeks locked in a detention facility, cut off from the outside world, and disappeared by their own government.”

Kenia Jackeline (Jackie) Merlos, and her four children were detained when attempting to enter Canada on June 28 with Merlos’ mother, who was visiting from Honduras, Merlos’ country of origin. All four children are younger than age 10, according to reporting by Oregon Public Broadcasting.

The children’s grandmother was separated from the rest of the family at the time and sent to the Northwest Detention Facility in Tacoma. She had an active travel visa, Dexter said at the press conference.

Dexter speculated the reason the grandmother was separated was because the four children are U.S. citizens and therefore cannot be transferred to the Northwest Detention Center, as the facility does not take children, and Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) does not have the authority to hold them. However, U.S. citizens can be held by CBP for a limited time under specific circumstances.

The family has been in custody for nearly two weeks, with Dexter’s office learning about their disappearance on Monday, July 7.

“We didn’t know their location when we left Portland. We literally got into the car and started driving north, not knowing if we were going to Tacoma, Seattle or Bellingham,” Dexter said.

It took two days for Dexter’s office to find the family, and she was only able to confirm their location when they arrived at the Ferndale facility Thursday afternoon. Dexter’s office had originally been told the family was in a different location.

“We got here and we still didn’t know for sure they were here,” Dexter said. “We came here because we heard they were not at the Seattle field office, which is where we were told they were initially."
Only the worst of the worst:
“When we talk about ‘What do we want in our community?’ — hard-working, of course. They go to church, and not just participating. Jackie is the worship director at the church,” Lettunich said. “(They) are collaborating with community outreach and things like The Salvation Army. … Their kids are in Christian school, and they are involved in all kinds of different activities and sports. They just won a music competition, just a few weeks ago, and a trip to Disney. I think about how their community is sending them to Disneyland, and our government is sending them to detention.”
Kristi Noem is sure those kids and that grandmother broke the law:
Bream replied: "So to the point that you're going after the worst of the worst, you've got critics out there who are saying you are getting gardeners, you're getting hotel workers, you're going after you know people that have decades of roots within a particular community."

"Sixty percent of the people are being round up have no conviction or run in with the law at all," the host added.

"That's false! Absolutely false!" Noem exclaimed. "These are the individuals, over 70% of them have been convicted, or they have charges pending against them, because of the investigative work that has been done by a law enforcement officer. So it's simply not true."
The grandmother probably couldn’t pass the paper bag test. And the kids probably assaulted Border Patrol by standing next to their grandmother, and the agents hurt their hands shoving the kids aside.

The Truth Is Political

Everyone lies except Kristi Noem.
Bream replied: "So to the point that you're going after the worst of the worst, you've got critics out there who are saying you are getting gardeners, you're getting hotel workers, you're going after you know people that have decades of roots within a particular community."

"Sixty percent of the people are being round up have no conviction or run in with the law at all," the host added.

"That's false! Absolutely false!" Noem exclaimed. "These are the individuals, over 70% of them have been convicted, or they have charges pending against them, because of the investigative work that has been done by a law enforcement officer. So it's simply not true."
See? Lowering the bar until it’s beneath the earth’s crust. Besides, we’ve always done it this way: If they do it once, they can do it again forever, and judges are ridiculous who try to stop them. Can we apply this logic to bank robbery? Now tell us Obama and Clinton wrote the Epstein files, and win the trifecta.

Lagniappe: Saturday.👆 Sunday. 👇
WELKER: The border czar said the physical appearance was a factor in detaining individuals
Which is it?

Sunday Come To Jesus

Friday.👆 Sunday. 👇 Saturday.👆 Sunday. 👇 Saturday, Turning Point USA. Sometimes you just gotta take the dog out to the gravel pit and put a bullet in its brain. 

Sunday, CNN:
Because if you don’t, we’ll send you to some country you never heard of. You ain’t a citizen.
NOEM: Well, this is the same operation that we've had in the past
The laws don’t apply to you. The Constitution applies to “people.” You’re an “immigrant.” We’re gonna teach the courts to quit being’ political, and just be “American.” You’re the trash we have to burn off. It’s what Jesus wants us to do. Gott mit uns.

Saturday, July 12, 2025

TeeVee Reflects Reality

No wonder Homan thinks the Constitution doesn’t apply to him. Are those people in the room with you right now? Because I’m thinking they must be. I’m very sure that person is in the room with you right now. With all his other skills, he’s also a master carpenter. I had no idea he was this out of touch with reality. E. Jean Carroll has entered the chat. And town criers. And signal fires. Maybe riders on horseback to take the news to every farm and village. Well, they also created the fake Epstein files…. Is that the camera angle? Or harsh reality? I thought he wanted all the immigrants to leave? Or, you know, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. The President who made Canada the 51st state and annexed Greenland. Brought peace to the Middle East. Ended the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Made America safe for white men again.
Well, you can’t always get what you want.