Monday, June 15, 2026

As I Was Sort Of Saying

 NTodd:

Divine Right of White Men1 (Southern Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian churches):

Baptist and Methodist churches had opposed slaveholding members in the early years of the Republic. These denominations’ rapid expansion in the South, however, meant abandoning this position “in recognition that upwardly mobile members increasingly included slaveholders.” Justification for slavery came with this growth and found its parallels in the biblical subordination of women.

“Southern ministers had written the majority of all published defenses of slavery,” Jemison reminds us. For these ministers, slavery not only had divine sanction, it was a necessary part of Christianity. This was because slavery was defined as akin to a marriage: the “power of slave owners over slaves paralleled the power of husbands over wives and of parents over children.”
I only vaguely know this history, because I was in the Presbyterian church at the time, and it’s how it was explained to me then. “The time”  being the merger of the “northern” Presbyterian church with the “southern” one. (I think the former was the PCUSA, and the latter the PCUS. I think.) The merger led to a rupture, and the creation by some PCUS churches of the “Continuing Presbyterian Church.”  I think the split was over minor points of theology, not racism. I say that because I don’t remember any strong advocacy for bringing black members into the church following the merger, nor any African Americans clamoring to worship with the Frozen Chosen. I also knew some people who left my then church to “continue,” and I don’t think they were that overtly racist. I’m pretty sure they were very conservative in their theology, but hey, that’s church life. You can’t really discuss religion in church, either.

Two points here, then: church follows culture. Even after the merger, it was the rare pastor who ever preached about race in America, or the virtues of Dr. King’s movement. (I know of one who did, in the “other” Presbyterian church in town, (not the one that split off). He was a rare case, indeed.). But also, racism is a defining issue in American culture, and that means in the church, too. 

You can’t begin to understand American Christianity without understanding that.

Speaking Of JFK

Finally, we have a preliminary agreement to begin tentative negotiations over the hypothetical path forward to consider possible arrangements to discuss steps forward that may or may not be included in a notional accord over a working group that could possibly meet by a to-be-determined Teams call regarding initial steps for a peace accord.
It took 13 days for Kennedy to force Khrushchev to remove the missiles. That agreement, by the way, included a pledge by the U.S. to not invade Cuba without provocation, and established the famous “nuclear hotline” between Moscow and Washington.

Which was better than Trump has managed after 100 days.

There’s Got To Be A Morning After

JFK once invited to dinner 49 Nobel laureates, Robert Frost, William Styron, Ernest Hemingway, James Baldwin, Katherine Anne Porter, John Dos Passos, James Farrell and Lionel and Diana Trilling, and others. His line on the occasion became famous: “I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House—with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."

Some of you were alive when that happened.
Yes, some of us were.
President Donald Trump was seen smiling briefly cage-side after UFC fighter Josh Hokit made a false and offensive remark about former first lady Michelle Obama during his post-fight speech.
JFK was one of the youngest presidents in the 20th century. Trump is now the oldest President in American history.

Maybe we should force old people to retire and take up leisure activities. Something’s gotta give.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

This Is It? 🎂

This is the only picture I’ve found of the “cage match.” (I’ve seen more imposing cages for these things.) But I still can’t figure out what the “claw” is for. Or why it’s called a “claw.” 

I mean, all that construction for…what? A light show? And not that much of one.

What the hell is wrong with this picture?
De Niro: I hate to say it, but loving our country is starting to sound like an abused spouse saying they love their abuser.

I can’t love a country that starts stupid and inhumane wars, killing thousands of innocents and indirectly causing the deaths and suffering of millions more.

I can’t love a country that takes healthcare away from millions of people and uses that money to enrich their pals in the Trump-Epstein class.

I can’t love a country that sends out masked militias to shoot citizens in the streets, torture our neighbors, and separate families.

I can’t love a country that’s led by a racist, misogynist, xenophobic tyrant.

And let me just say it: I can’t love a country that’s led by Donald Trump and his sycophant Congress.
That’s much better.

When You Don't Know The Subject, You Can Conclude Anything About It

The New Yorker attempts to review American ecclesiastical history:

The historic European Protestant traditions that were the forebears of the American church placed great emphasis on learning and on doctrine, but the result was a faith that tended to be aristocratic and élitist. Revivalism democratized Christianity. It elevated a new class of spiritual leaders—people who could hold a crowd in their thrall. They preached that salvation was open to all and exhorted congregants to forge their own moral destinies. Sutton argues that the effect of this movement was a distinctly American faith, one in which “the ideals of political democracy and religious democracy went hand in hand.”
Well, yeah. Maybe .But the Church of Rome started out far more democratically, too. Augustine converted to Christianity, and later was pressed into service as a bishop by the people. There were no “ideals of political democracy and religious democracy” in Europe, and especially in the Roman Empire, except among the first century Christians (Paul’s house churches put family and their slaves on equal grounds, at least for worship; and Luke describes early believers gathering together (apart from Paul’s influence), and holding everything in common, make and female. As Paul told the Galatians, “There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus." Radical stuff even today. The Roman church took on the character of feudal Europe after Constantine, which is why the Desert Fathers fled to the desert: Christianity was becoming too worldly, i.e., too much like the world.  And feudal Europe owed a lot to the Roman Empire. French, Spanish and Italian are variants of Latin. Piccadilly Circus is from the Latin word for “circle.” The British admired the Romans so much they treated Latin as a “better” language than their own for over 100 years, because Willie the Shake had “little Latin and less Greek.” Bishops became “princes of the church” in order to stand equal to the feudal nobles, and the Bishop of Rome for some time held power over the monarchs of Europe, a power that began seriously ebbing with Henry VIII, a power Rome fought with Elizabeth I to recover. The church was very much of the world at that point. (Henry taking all their property in England to dole out to his dukes and earls and barons like the feudal lord he was didn’t help matters with Rome very much.)

Monks founded the great universities of Europe to keep literacy alive so the religious could read the scriptures and the works of the church fathers. Literacy was not widespread until about the time of Gutenberg (who needed it until then?), so education was, of course, connected to the church. The European churches that were not just the Anglican Church brought those traditions with them. In the 19th century German settlers in St. Louis, a city already dominated by the Roman Church (I spent a weekend in a retreat in a former Catholic seminary, built to house priests-in-training. The hallways were so wide I joked I could drive my MG Midget down them, and turn it around at either end. It was a much bigger facility than the seminary I would attend for four years.). Those settlers built a seminary, an orphanage, a hospital, and a mental health facility, all within a few years of their arrival. And all are still operating, over 100 years later. The break with that tradition is very American, but hardly a defining feature of American Baptists. One of my oldest friends grew up in the Baptist church and attended a Baptist seminary. I still remember his father talking about Baptist preachers he knew with doctorates. He spoke as if he expected his son to ascend to such lofty heights. Most of the pastors I know at the largest Baptist churches are referred to as “Doctor” (never “Reverend.” Too Catholic.)

Sorry to digress so long, and get so far from my point. The point is simply that the American church is distinct from the European model in some ways; but those differences stem from historical circumstances. Too many Americans assume they grow from “corrections” we made as “free men” (which never means quite the same as “free people”). For example, some denominations accept women as pastors, priests, or part of the church judicatory (bishops; Conference Ministers; titles vary). Others resolutely refuse to. Some accept LGBTQ+ as members and clergy. Some refuse to accept them into the latter category, some refuse to accept them at all. Why? Culture, primarily. The members start with culture, and then interpret scripture, traditions, teachings, as it suits them.

Same as it ever was.

But considering how many denominations in American Christianity are rooted in European culture (starting with the divide between Roman Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant churches), and how many denominations in America are rebranded European denominations, starting with the Methodist Episcopal Church. John Wesley was an Episcopal priest, and the church still has bishops (an episcopate). The Lutheran church has bishops, too, though the ELCA is a merger of Lutherans and German Evangelicals, the latter itself a forced merger out of Prussia of the Lutheran and Reformed denominations in that country. The even more uniquely American Lutherans are the Missouri Synod, who broke from the rest of the Lutherans in America over questions of purity, and the Wisconsin Synod, who broke with the Lutherans and the MO Synod over the same questions.

That’s probably a more American distinction in churches, as they fight within themselves, and merge with other churches to survive (creating the ELCA or the United Methodists (a merger with the United Brethren), or even my church, the UCC.

I’ll stop now, but that’s the point. There is no one distinct American church, and dividing it on who has a theological education in the pulpit, and who doesn’t, is a mug’s game. Congregational churches were once (circa 17th century) divided between the men on the side with the pulpit, and the women and children on the other, every Sunday morning (I pastored a German Evangelical church (originally) where some members were old enough to remember the same divisions there, earlier in the 20th century). The men listened intently to the sermon, and later corrected the pastor on anything they considered apostasy, or error.  The first universities in America were founded by Congregationalists. You’ve probably heard of them.

It’s true there was (is still?) a Cumberland Presbyterian denomination, which didn’t require its pastors to be trained by a seminary, a distinction from other Presbyterian churches (or was before the merger of the “north” and “south” denominations, split by the civil war and not rejoining for 100 years or so afterwards.) The merger prompted a splinter group, the “Continuing Presbyterian Church (the north was too liberal; I don’t know why. This was long before “gay” meant anything but “happy,” so that wasn’t it.), and now I know of at least one “Evangelical Presbyterian Church. And they didn’t merge with an old German Lutheran/Reformed denomination. What education level they require of their pastors, if any, I don’t know. The Cumberland branch started because Presbyterians were heading west through the Gap and needed pastors. But if pastors weren’t following, they were going to raise up their own. Distinct American egalitarianism? Or hard necessity? Two conditions that often appear alike, and I’ve found circumstances drive decision making far more than ideals do. At least in the final analysis.
Mark Noll, a historian of religion, argues that revivalism in America brought vitality to the church but left it intellectually impoverished—a “scandal of the evangelical mind.” Nevertheless, the revivalists got their results. Religious adherence surged in the nineteenth century; by the twentieth, the majority of Americans belonged to a church.
When in the 20th century? In 1906 only 41% of Americans claimed church membership. 
As you can see from the chart, that number rose slowly until the 1940's.  Church membership exploded in the years after WWII, which is why the Boomers think everyone in America always went to church. The boom in churches was hardly because of revivalism or people passing out in worship. Middle America was not getting dressed up on Sunday to have ecstatic experiences. This was the age of Peter Marshall and Norman Vincent Peale; the age when TIME magazine declared Reinhold Niebuhr America’s theologian, and people knew what they meant. It was also the time, as Harvey Cox was pointing out at Harvard Divinity School, of the genesis of the Pentecostal movement, the “holy rollers” returned from the Second Great Awakening. Professor Cox, a Baptist himself, would argue that of such would be the future of Christianity in America. Except for a few TV preachers in the ‘70’s, though, who disappeared in scandal and sinking ratings, Pentecostals never really overcame their working class roots. This is America: we still prefer a distinction between labor and man, between first class and steerage. Even if we can’t afford first class ourselves.

I can tell you as a pastor at the end of the 20th century that most church rolls listed members who hadn’t been near the building in decades; if they were still alive. Claiming church membership from the mid-forties on had as much to do with business connections and social status as anything else. When I was younger and just out of law school, my father approved of me returning to a church because I’d make business contacts there, as he had done at my age. He was being practical, not baldly mercantile. Church had many purposes at the time. It has fewer of them now.

There were “revivals” in the Baptist churches where I grew up; usually week long events that didn’t involve glossalalia or passing out in divine ecstasy (the parts of that which don’t show up in Acts make their appearance in the lives of the saints, so, again, not peculiarly American, nor Protestant). I went with my Baptist friend (it was his church), and took notes like an anthropologist in New Guinea. The most emotional part was the altar call. I went to a Billy Graham revival in a stadium with a church group, for reasons I can’t remember, but mostly curiosity. It was the closest I came to feeling drawn to the altar during the call. But I wasn’t ecstatic, and I didn’t go.

The New Yorker article jumps to a quick summary of the birth and rise of fundamentalism, without noticing, as Martin Marty did decades back, that it is an international phenomenon largely in reaction against modernity and “the other.” That lacunae is important, because, well, wait, I’m getting ahead of myself:
It’s inarguable, however, that Donald Trump’s ascendance has nourished a darker, more volatile version of the phenomenon. Tapping into the lineage of white evangelicalism, with its charismatic leaders, anti-intellectualism, and political militancy, the maga movement has placed a nostalgia for a Christian past at the center of a grievance-based politics.

Barton’s pseudo-scholarship furnished Christian nationalists with valuable ammunition, but the movement needed foot soldiers. In 2012, an eighteen-year-old named Charlie Kirk founded Turning Point USA, a nonprofit organization meant to promote fiscal conservatism among young people. Kirk had been a Christian since childhood, but he was initially circumspect about his faith, arguing that religious conservatives had erred by imposing their beliefs “through government policy.” In 2019, however, Kirk met Rob McCoy, a pastor who challenged Kirk to more aggressively bring his Christian world view into the public arena. The following year, at the Conservative Political Action Conference, Kirk lauded President Trump for understanding “the seven mountains of cultural influence”—an evangelical vision, dating to the nineteen-seventies, that calls on believers to influence the realms of family, religion, education, media, entertainment, business, and government. Kirk embraced the idea himself, building a media empire and organizing a grassroots army to turn out Trump voters during the 2024 election. Last year, after a gunman shot and killed Kirk at a campus event in Utah, his wife, Erika, a former Miss Arizona who started her own ministry organization and a faith-based clothing company, vowed to carry on her husband’s legacy, “fighting the good fight for our country.”
We can ignore the “pseudo-scholarship” discussion for our purposes. What’s missing in this brief history of the rise of fundamentalism as "the unequivocal winner in America’s religious economy,” is the base reason for that rise. It wasn’t evolution in the ‘20’s (presented as the cause of fundamentalism in the first place. It actually had more to do with theology than Darwin) that made people accept it in the last decades of the 20th century; it was racism. The civil rights movement of the ‘60’s didn’t, as Dr. King stated, bring American churches to embrace desegregation. Church in America (except, ironically, among some Pentecostal churches when Cox was writing about them), was, and still is, the most segregated hour in America. King publicly lamented the refusal of white Christian churches to support his movement. There’s a reason white people still quote King’s Washington speech, but don’t know his “Letter from Birmingham Jail.” And it’s the same reason they don’t remember why King was in D.C. to give that speech. Racism and classism go hand in hand in America. And it was racism that drove people out of “liberal” churches far more than it was the “embrace” of Darwin or science, at all. Pastors who could preach about evolution, didn’t dare preach about race in America. They still can’t.

Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump are both bluntly racist in ways Jesse Helms and George Wallace never were; and yet that goes unmentioned in the New Yorker article. We still can’t have an honest discussion about race, because it’s so polarizing all discussion ceases. It’s still the elephant in the American room we can’t admit is there. Ironically, the article mentions Jerry Falwell as an architect of the rise to cultural dominance of fundamentalism, without commenting on what a known racist he was.  Can’t clutter the discussion with such inconvenient truths.
Although only about two-thirds of Americans now identify as Christians—compared with just under ninety per cent in the nineteen-nineties—a recent Pew Research Center survey concluded that the erosion in belief has likely levelled off. New data from Gallup show a surge of religiosity among young men. It seems possible that Christianity is once again on the upswing in America.
If James Talarico is a harbinger, it’s probably of a more “liberal” Xianity, or at least one more counter to the religious culture fundamentalism created.  That goes a long way to explaining Dan Patrick’s concern, which I think leaves the mere political and jumps into the theological.
The sociologists Roger Finke and Rodney Stark have argued that, historically, the most popular religious bodies tend to exert a countervailing force on the culture at large. They demand sacrifice from their adherents but also promise temporal and eternal rewards. Expecting churches that preach a distant, unresponsive God to be attractive to new believers is akin, Finke and Stark write, to believing that soccer fans would buy tickets to matches with “players who, for lack of a ball, just stand around.” In this way, they explain the extraordinary rise of evangelicalism.
Well, that’s certainly borne out by history, although the RC isn’t going anywhere, and it would appear “liberal” church ideas might yet have their day. Certainly the Church of Meaning and Belonging starts out as the Church of Sacrifice for Meaning and Belonging, but honestly, it can’t stay that way for long. Ask Dietrich Bonhoeffer. Or any sociologist of religion; or any ecclesiastical historian.

Part of the problem with this discussion is that fundamentalism has defined the popular notion of Christianity, but it has hardly supplanted other Christian churches.  Fundamentalism was largely popular from the 80's until the 2020's because it was espoused by TV evangelists first, and so became the image of Christianity in America (if it's on TeeVee, it must be true!).  And then journalists picked it up as normative, supplanting more traditional Protestantism and Catholicism.  But the ascent of Pope Francis and then Pope Leo shows something else is happening in the Roman church (which never, despite Opus Dei, accepted fundamentalism as a replacement for tradition).  And while some churches broke away from traditional "mainline" churches over "liberal" teachings (like accepting LGBTQ+, etc.), most of those churches found life no better outside the denomination than in it.  I've also seen many congregations close because no one was left there but the elderly.  The popular explanation for that, echoed in the New Yorker article, is that those congregations were too "liberal," i.e., not fundamentalist enough.  The realiy is something else entirely.  I pastored two congregations where I, in middle age, was one of the youngest people in the church.  And I was too young and "liberal," in the sense of different from the majority, for those congregations.  Both wanted to "grow," but both understood that to be necessary merely to survive.  They wanted, in other words, to be social clubs and hire a new director who would recruit new members.  But they didn't want to accept new members, especially younger members.  They wanted everything to stay the way it was, but new people to come and fill their coffers and make them feel a bit less alone and alienated.  But they were alone, and alientating, because they wanted to keep control of the ship (not an errant metaphor,  The nave of the church is the hold of a ship, the timbers of the roof (in most Protestant architecture, anyway, the beams of the ship upturned.  I did a whole sermon on this in one of my churches.)  In the church I grew up in, my parents' generation ran things, and there were a few "old people," in their '60's, maybe one or two in their early '70's.  Those people left the church operations to the "younger people," like my parents.  I was encouraged to be responsible for church governance when I was confirmed, so the church would pass to the next generation.  That encouragement faded at some point, as my generation stopped going to church, and returned only to raise their children there.  But by then, the "old guard" had settled in, and nothing was allowed to change without their agreement.  It could be small things, like how the church was decorated for Xmas; or big things, like what hymns should be sung every Sunday morning.  I had one church member insist to me that returning the denomination name on the sign to the one that no longer existed, but had in the 1950's, would bring people flooding back to the sanctuary.  No one but her remembered that denomination, and since it was "E&R," Evangelical and Reformed, it would have been very confusing in the present age.  Outsiders would have expected a very different church from the one they would find there.  The elderly members wondered why no new members joined, why young people stayed away; but they didn't want to know what the reason was.

Those congregations have "died."  Not because the elderly passed on, but because the congregation shrank so much, it couldn't stay open.  I knew people my age and younger who wouldn't come to "my" church because no one else there was younger than their parents.  The few who were, were not really welcomed in, and had no children for their children to associate with, as I did when I was young.

Demographics is killing the church much faster than theology.  My grandfather's died at 68.  My father lived to be 90.  People who knew they'd be dead before 70 tended to let go of the world, and leave it to others.  People who live longer and healthier, tend to think they should still be both active and "in charge," and there the real problem lies.  Would they attend a church with James Talarico as their pastor (he's a seminary student at Ausin Presbyterian Seminary)?  Probably not.  Would their grandchildren?  Maybe.

The issues, you see, are more granular and particular than they appear to be from 30,000 feet.  Is Xian fundamentalism still culturally powerful?  You might as well ask if Islamic fundamentalism is (I told you it was an international matter).  Was the latter ever the whole of Islam?  Was it ever the whole of Christianity?

Where you start determines where you end up.  Especially if you don't pay attention to the people you're talking about; or over.

Fart 💨 Of The Deal

It wasn’t just in the WSJ. Trump made sure everyone saw it.
Why is this agreement a strategic disaster?

The Americans give the Iranians plenty—and get nothing in return.

The most absurd thing is that this war ends with sanctions relief for oil sales. Something that didn't exist before the war.

What do the Americans get? Nothing. No nuclear, no ballistic, no proxy.
Iranian Mehr News Agency has published the supposed 14 clauses of the MOU

$12 billion of Iran's frozen funds to be released before negotiations begin, with another $12 billion during the 60-day final negotiation window.

Oil and petrochemical sanctions suspended.

Full naval blockade lifted within 30 days.

The U.S. commits to non-interference in Iranian affairs, withdrawal of forces from around Iran, and no new sanctions or force deployments during negotiations. An immediate ceasefire is required on all fronts, including Lebanon.

The Strait of Hormuz reopens within 30 days under Iranian arrangements.

Iran reaffirms its NPT commitment not to produce nuclear weapons. A 60-day window is set to negotiate a final deal covering nuclear issues and full sanctions removal.

The U.S. and allies must also present reconstruction plans worth at least $300 billion.

Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups are removed from the agenda entirely.

No final negotiations begin until the $12 billion is released, oil sanctions are suspended, and the blockade is lifted.

A supervisory mechanism will oversee implementation, with any final agreement approved by UN Security Council resolution.
It’s clear Trump could be taken to the cleaners by a not very astute five year old. And he thinks we’re all idiots. What happened to “Let the oil flow!” Forgotten that already, have you? We had this deal already, didn’t we? Without the military cost and the $300 billion in reconstruction costs. And Israel probably blowing it up by bombing Lebanon in, oh, about 20 minutes.
Obama: "It's a reminder that on a lot of different foreign policy problems, the notion we can just bully our way or bomb our way to solution may sometimes seem appealing ... You'd think we would've learned that lesson by now, but it seems like every so often we have to learn that lesson again."
Ain’t it the truth?

Trump Thinks He’s Turned A Spigot

Of course he also thinks a million barrels of oil from Venezuela changes the nature of the world oil market. That’s nice, dear. Eat your pudding. So, oil will flow on Iran’s schedule? And this is a win? Why do I suspect Trump is writing checks our ass can’t cash? And speaking of cash: And what multiple of $1.7 billion is that going to be? So, roughly 300 times more? 😬

THREAT LEVEL BLACKWATCH PLAID!

HE JUST GOT $70 BILLION! WHAT’S HE USING THAT FOR?  JET FUEL TO FLY TO OKLAHOMA?! What do sanctuary city policies have to do with elections and how they are operated? The Constitution and the statutes have entered the chat. So that’s worse than when a citizen does it? Is xenophobia good government policy? 🤷‍♂️ 

You wanna pass that on to Dan Patrick?
So, threat level black watch plaid? Or Journey’s “Moving Pictures”? (If you know, you know. Or you remember “Space Ghost Coast to Coast.”) As an “excuse”? In that giant lightning rod on the south lawn? Thunderstorms are coming, you know. Due right about 7 p.m. EDT.

Let’s Get Drunk, Too!

I mean, if you can’t get drunk at an outdoor cage match in the heat, what’s the point of being there?

What’s the point of being there, anyway?

Stephen Miller’s Never Been Anywhere Close To A Refinery

Or an oilfield. I won’t say the wind farms in West Texas are an improvement on the landscape; but they’re a damned sight better than the conditions around pump jacks and storage tanks in the East Texas fields where I worked for a summer.

And wind turbines off the Virginia coast are more attractive than the refineries that blight the Gulf Coast. Not to mention the drilling platforms in the Gulf that threaten marine life there.

“The Gospel Of Wealth”

As I’ve mentioned before, Andrew Carnegie built libraries across America. I practically grew up in one, from early elementary school through high school. Outside the school libraries, it was the only library in town. We just called it “the Carnegie library.” I was an adult before I knew why.

Carnegie argued as a moral imperative that the wealthy owed an obligation to society to use their wealth to benefit society, or to have it stripped from them by government at their death (a sort of radical rule against perpetuities). The loss of public morality is something James Talarico is scaring politicians with, rather like a crucifix scares vampires in the movies. 🧛‍♂️

I’ll again point out that my church’s  ancestors built a seminary, a hospital, an orphanage, and a mental health facility, shortly after they got here from Germany. All are still operating, and none of the people who did that were captains of industry or millionaires.

Just sayin’…. Carnegie had a point.

Status Quo

Trump has no control over Israel 

Trump has no control over Iran.

Trump has no control over the negotiations.

Trump thinks “control” is how he “makes a deal.” This is evident from his announcements about signing an agreement to start working on negotiations for a settlement of hostilities (which he is calling a “deal” as if it finalizes everything) while threatening annihilation if his deadline is not met. It’s also evident in the statements of his SOD and Cabinet toadies who proclaim his strength and military prowess. Even though we stopped bombing Iran months ago, and only sporadically respond to their belligerence now.

Trump has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. Berating Netenyahu for lack of judgment is downright farcical. If you put this in a comedy, it would be panned by the critics as hopelessly contrived and too absurd.

There never was a “deal,” and there won’t be one until Congress tells him to leave Iran alone. And that won’t be a deal, but it will be an end to this nonsense.

Meanwhile, That “Deal”

NEW: The strikes today in Beirut are creating issues with finalizing the deal, a diplomat involved in the talks told Fox News.

"This is a clear attempt by Israel to sabotage the President’s deal and drag the United States back into war," the diplomat added.

A senior Israeli official rejected the notion that Israel is to blame for the exchange of fire.

"Hezbollah attacks have targeted Israeli civilians the past three days," the official told Fox News.

Laughing At Our Mighty Sword

So, nukes? That’s what Trump threatened. Nukes, then. Down from $4.50 to $4.15 at Costco near me. Whoopee. But! Our military might! Why must everyone laugh at our mighty sword?
BRENNAN: It's an important for those who are members of the US military to understand whether you're saying ground troops would be involved in cleaning up nuclear dust

HEGSETH: You're trying to put words in my mouth

BRENNAN: I'm asking you

HEGSETH: We have plans for everything. We have compel options
Yes, yes it is.

So, Is There A Peace Deal?

An Iranian official has spoken to Reuters regarding the potential interim deal with the US, indicating some of what has been agreed to, including:

-Fully opening the Strait of Hormuz immediately

-U.S. to lift naval blockade within 30 days

-No new sanctions imposed while negotiations continue

-The U.S. will suspend current sanctions, allowing Iranian oil to be openly sold

-$25 billion in Iranian assets to be unfrozen, including direct cash transfers

-Formation of an economic development and reconstruction plan

-Iran agrees it will neither produce nor acquire nuclear weapons

-Fate of the nuclear program, including stockpile of highly enriched uranium, to be negotiated and finalized within 60 days

-Full sanctions relief following a final agreement in 60 days
JCPOA cash transfer was $1.7 billion, based on $400 million paid by the Shah for military equipment that was never delivered because of the 1979 revolution. The difference was accumulated interest over the decades. Compound interest and capitalism, comrades. Yesterday: "Unlike Obama’s Hundreds of Billions of Dollars to them, including 1.7 Billion Dollars in green, cold cash, no money will exchange hands.” Wait, are we exchanging hands for money?

Day before yesterday:
According to CNN, citing a U.S. official, new details have emerged about the U.S.-Iran MOU, following Iran’s release of their version of the deal and U.S. President Donald J. Trump’s comments refuting their claims.

Per the U.S. official, the deal includes an Iranian commitment not to fund terror groups abroad, the destruction and removal of enriched material, the dismantling of Iran’s wider nuclear program, the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, and the release of frozen Iranian assets and funds, contingent on their compliance with the deal.
Which is it?
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that he authorized the Israeli Defense Forces to strike a suspected terrorist target in the Dahleh quarter of Beirut, Lebanon, "in response to continued Hezbollah attacks on Israel." " The strike was carried out within the last few hours.
Or nah? 🫠
Obama: "It's a reminder that on a lot of different foreign policy problems, the notion we can just bully our way or bomb our way to solution may sometimes seem appealing ... You'd think we would've learned that lesson by now, but it seems like every so often we have to learn that lesson again."
😂

Saturday, June 13, 2026

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MacFarlane: A commercial airline pilot near Reagan National Airport earlier this week reported a safety concern—or safety incident—from a lighting display potentially connected to the UFC construction site on the White House South Lawn.

That’s according to reporting from Aaron Parnas and MeidasTouch Network. The pilot, speaking on the condition of anonymity, described the incident as being orders of magnitude brighter than the types of light-related safety incidents caused by laser pointers, which have been a menace to commercial airline pilots nationwide. The pilot said it was multiple times more powerful than the light distraction or disorientation that can be caused by a laser pointer.

The commercial airline pilot has submitted a report and complaint about the incident to the FAA and NASA, according to Parnas’ reporting. A request for comment from the FAA was not immediately returned, though the FAA’s press office tends to be a business-hours weekday operation, according to an outgoing message from the agency.

But this does raise questions about just how safe this very novel construction site is. We’ve never seen anything like the UFC structure that’s been constructed on the White House South Lawn. There have been questions about whether it could damage the White House grounds and whether it was lawful. There was a lawsuit that challenged it, but it failed earlier in the week.

This is the latest question or concern surrounding the White House UFC event, which—weather permitting, big asterisk, weather permitting—takes place Sunday night here in Washington.
It’s good to be king. 👑  Getting ready for his birthday party. And very concerned with all the people he’s inconveniencing. Like the good leader he is.

(Had he gone through the proper approval process, this might have been avoided. But “Trump won the election,” we are constantly told.)

Where Are The 100’s of 1000’s Of People?

Are they waiting for the cover of darkness? So they’re performing for an audience of Marines in dress blues?

And Iran Will Open The Strait Tomorrow!

(It's “residual algae”. The kind that grows without sunlight in nanobubblers.)

Also, too, as well: Probably not yet.
Iran’s military force, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), denied that Iran would sign an agreement with the United States on Sunday and criticized President Donald Trump’s “unusual insistence” on signing the agreement that day.

The IRGC described the timeline as a “test for Iran’s negotiating team” and that Trump’s announcement comes “despite Iranian negotiators explicitly stating that the memorandum has not yet been finalized and that signing on Sunday is definitely not happening.”
I guess Trump’s gonna have to nuke ‘em for his birthday.
Or maybe for the Fourth of July! 🧨

But You Can’t Tax Musk Because That Would Discourage Him

Or discourage the rest of us from aspiring to be trillionaires. 

Or something.

The Consummate Deal Maker

And it only cost us $29 billion in Defense Department expenditures; billions more to repair damaged military bases in the region; as well as the cost of gasoline, diesel, fertilizer, and food and, the latter of which we’ll feel later, long after the Strait is finally opened. 

Or $111 billion plus, and climbing, per the Iran War Cost Tracker.

To think we could have still had the JCPOA, and saved billions of dollars. Maybe trillions.
Pretty much:
Trump's Strange Insistence on Signing a Memorandum of Understanding with Iran on Sunday, a Test for the Negotiation Team

An hour ago, Trump once again emphasized that the memorandum of understanding with Iran will be signed on Sunday. This comes even as Iranian officials have explicitly stated that the agreement has not been finalized and will definitely not take place on Sunday.

An intriguing point is the coincidence of Sunday with June 14th, Trump's birthday. Some observers speculate that he is pursuing this insistence in order to symbolically exploit the occasion and turn it into a promotional event for himself.

However, given the clear positions of Iranian officials stating that the agreement is not final, it seems that our country’s negotiators are aware of these hidden layers and will not allow such media and ceremonial maneuvering.

From this angle, the fate of Sunday's signing will be not only a technical test for the content of the understanding, but also a test of the sincerity and steadfastness of Iranian officials in the face of theatrical pressures.
Doesn’t mean it can’t happen tomorrow; just doesn’t mean it will.  Even if the Strait is “open to all” tomorrow, oil prices won’t come down for months. And nobody’s going to thank Trump for fixing what he fucked up. Or the people who enabled him.

Now, will Trump announce the deal anyway? And shred his credibility entirely?

Well, hasn’t he done that already?

Temper Tantrum Presidentiale

The letters were removed at 3:10 AM Saturday morning.
FOOTAGE OF THE LETTERS BEING REMOVED

The irony of the Trump administration claiming to be the most transparent in history is never lost on me. Kennedy Center Workers used a tarp so cameras couldn’t see the removal.

It’s like playing hide-and-seek with a toddler: if they can’t see you, they think you can’t see them.

A huge thank you to @RepBeatty . This would not have been possible without her persistence and hard work.
ETTD. Including MAGA.

Threatening Me With A Good Time

Trump’s lawyers invoked a federal court rule that allows plaintiffs in a case to drop it early in the litigation without explanation or substantive involvement by the judge. On the same day the suit was dismissed, the settlement — which included the “Anti-Weaponization Fund” and sweeping protection from IRS audits for Trump’s family and businesses — was announced by the Justice Department.

U.S. District Court Judge Kathleen Williams closed out Trump’s lawsuit last month in response to Trump’s request to drop it.

However, 35 former federal judges subsequently urged Williams to reopen the case, arguing that the court had been defrauded by a lawsuit that was a sham from the outset.

Williams, an Obama appointee, called the former judges’ allegations “grievous” and ordered Trump’s attorneys to respond to them in writing. She did not order any response from government lawyers, who never formally appeared in the litigation.

The filing Friday from Trump’s legal team urged Williams to abandon her nascent inquiry, saying that once the case was dismissed, her role in the matter had ended. No matter the validity of the subsequent settlement with the Justice Department, Trump’s lawyers said, the court has no business superintending its terms. The former judges had no role in the case, and certainly no power to revive a lawsuit that had already been dismissed, they argued.

“Settlement is not evidence of collusion, which did not exist,” Trump’s attorneys contended, “it is evidence of a rational litigation decision.”

Just prior to the settlement, Williams had raised questions about whether the parties to the case were truly adverse since Trump had ultimate control over both the attorneys representing him and the U.S. government. However, the submission Friday stresses that two of Trump’s sons and the Trump Organization were plaintiffs in the case alongside the president.

The filing by Trump’s attorneys suggests that if Williams formally reopens the case, Trump will immediately ask the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to shut it down.
There are legitimate fact questions of collusion leading to a fraud on the court. That is a matter I believe the court is empowered to investigate under its contempt powers. 

I’d be interested to see the 11th Circuit weigh in on that.

The Judgement Act in its plain language (I haven’t studied the jurisprudence of it) says the fund is for settlement of litigation. But if this wasn’t legitimate legislation, whither then the settlement?

Trump’s lawyers say there was no collusion. Prove it.

As Jack Nicholson said in “Batman:” “Co-mahnce au fest-ivahl!”

Force Majeur

Git ‘er done. Background: The tarp was to keep people from livestreaming the removal of Trump’s name. Apparently they weren’t working behind the tarp to remove it after all.

Trump throwing a temper tantrum to the last minute.

I Honestly Think These Guys Have Their Own Version Of The Jefferson Bible

“It’s James Talarico who decided to bring the Bible into this election. And let me tell you, that’s not a Bible I’ve ever read. I’ve never seen so much blasphemy from anyone running for office,” Patrick said to an uproar of applause. “Let me tell you what, I’m going to pray for that guy, because when he loses the Senate race, if he campaigns against God as he’s been doing, he’s going to Hell, for sure. That’s what we’re up against. That’s the darkness. That’s the light. That’s why we must be one.”
A version that leaves out every reference to the poor and God’s justice in both the Hebrew Scriptures and the New Testament. 

That’s the only explanation, even though that would leave a very slim Bible.

I See The Ceasefire And Peace Agreement Is Coming Along

Friday, June 12, 2026

What It Means To Be A Real…

@JamesTalarico :

There's been a lot of talk in this race about what it means to be a real man.

Recently on the campaign trail I told the story of my adoptive dad, Mark Talarico. Every Saturday morning, he would mow our lawn, and then without anyone asking him to, he would go next door and mow our neighbor's lawn because she was a widow. My dad never talked about it — he just did it, because that's what a man does.

A man takes responsibility, upholds his commitments to his family and his neighbors, and does what's right, even when no one is watching.

Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life, sell their soul to the highest bidder, or steal from other people in order to enrich themselves. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

I welcome this debate about what it means to be a man, and I don't think Ken Paxton or Ted Cruz are in a position to tell anybody what a real man is
I didn’t realize Lite Guv Dan Patrick sat at the right hand of God the Father Almighty, and was given charge to separate the sheep from the goats (Matthew 25:31-46). I guess I missed the memo. One of the actual lessons of the Crucifixion.

In The Next Few Days; Or The Next Few After That

I'm seeing a lot of fake information about a potential deal to reopen the Strait and end Iran's nuclear weapons program. First, the Iranians are not receiving any cash, and no funds are being released for simply signing a deal or attending a meeting. The deal is structured to ensure that the US and its allies concerns are prioritized, and that if the Islamic Republic of Iran meets its obligations, then economic benefits will flow to them and to the entire region. This deal has the potential to remake the region and lead to lasting peace.

I've noticed a couple of bizarre things in the reporting over the last few hours. First, people who (rightly) said Donald Trump was a historic president a month ago now criticizing a deal based on unconfirmed media reports. Second, people who say you can't trust a word said by the IRGC who apparently believe anonymously sourced social media posts.

The president is going to get us a good outcome, one way or the other.
Which one is the "other"?
3/1: "four to five weeks"
3/9: "very soon"
3/16: "won't be long"
3/23: "very good and productive conversations"
3/26: talks to end the war are “going very well"
3/29: "I think we'll make a deal with them, pretty sure"
4/1: “very shortly”
4/6: "They’ve made a proposal, and it’s a significant proposal."
4/8: ""A big day for World Peace!"
5/18: "we’ve had very big discussions with Iran"
5/23: "will be announced shortly."
6/1: "rapid pace"
6/11: "next few days"
Vietnam? Is that what he means?