Monday, February 16, 2026

AOC Threatens The Status Quo…

All I see on my timeline is a bunch of Republicans and legacy media reporters parsing every quote and comment from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, meanwhile a ranting demented old man who can’t string sentences together, stay awake, or identify Germany on a map sits in the Oval Office, re-elected, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his ridiculous garbled quotes on a daily basis while refusing to ever question his total ignorance on every issue. Remarkable.
...that is legacy media’s bread and butter. 🍞🧈

Dept. Of Nothing To See Here

See? Everything’s fine!

Context Is All

The super villains in the comic books are scarier because they are all trying to take over the world (and sometimes succeed). And in the context of the comic book world, that’s a real threat, the kind of ultimate threat that readers are supposed to take seriously. 

I still remember a “Fantastic Four” from my childhood that ended with our heroes thwarting Dr. Doom’s latest attempt to take over the world. As he fled defeat to fight another day, Reed Richard’s noted they had to let him go because trying to take over the world wasn’t, after all, a crime. (Huh?) And the other running conceit was that Doom was the head of a sovereign nation (the fictional kingdom of Latveria), so he had diplomatic immunity (which, by the way, doesn’t protect Putin from arrest in certain countries, which is why he almost never travels outside Russia).

There’s a reason live action comic book movies don’t track the comic books religiously. You can put real people in costumes and silly scenarios, but you expose how ludicrous comic books are if you try to make real people act like that.

Alex Karp is a comic book character who escaped to the real world.  He thinks money gives him great power. That’s where he fails, fundamentally.

He’s also kind of a dimwit who, like most of his ilk, thinks the old jibe “If you’re so smart, how come you’re not rich,” is commutative and so reversible: “If you’re so rich, you must be smart.”

Funny how nobody ever notices the smartest people in human history were seldom rich in the monetary sense.

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Being A Pope Francis

I would amend this slightly. We don’t live in a world of Epsteins and Bannons. They would like us to think we do; as they would like to be. But the truth is duller, and more comforting.

Nobody had heard of Jeffrey Epstein before Q made the Epstein files a force to be reckoned with. There’s no mistake that Epstein was a monster. He was mysteriously rich, and knew how to ingratiate himself to rich people (and steal from them, it strongly appears).  But what power did he have, that money didn’t give him?

That’s not a small thing,  and I’m not being glib. But for all his wealth and contacts, Epstein was not a mover or a shaker. He had contacts with many people, famous and behind the scenes, and he cultivated influence. To what end? He died in a jail cell which he was unlikely to leave again, except for another one. His name is now anathema, his memory a curse, his associations with anyone making them pariahs. This is a power, extending beyond death, but hardly one that others envy. If this is a world of Epsteins, why is his almost as despised as Hitler’s?

And Bannon? Bannon is a toady no one knew until Trump ran for office. In the record left behind, Epstein wasn’t too interested in the plan to attack Pope Francis through a spurious documentary. It was proposed while Epstein was imprisoned for the last time; he had other things on his mind. Bannon wanted Epstein to produce it (and provide the money). No one ever accused Bannon of being able to read the room. Or of being independently important, or powerful.

This is not a world of Epsteins and Bannons; it is a world much more closely aligned with Pope Francis. Bannons and Epsteins think they run the world because they associate with people with money; very large amounts of money. These people all think money makes the world go ‘round. And who can doubt it? Except the people with all the money are more convinced of their power and authority and importance, than the vast majority of the world which doesn’t have that money. Money is power, but it is not in any sense the only power, or even the ultimate power. The real power in this world is what Francis represented, the reason Bannon reacted so strongly to Francis, and why he wanted to ruin Francis in scandal if he could (he couldn’t). What Francis knew was the power of powerlessness.

And that’s what Bannon is really afraid of.

Because what Epstein (and in many ways, Francis) is that, if we give the people with the most money the most power, why are we doing that?
If the elite are that rotten, why do we tolerate them as powerful and elite? What are we tolerating, and why are we tolerating it? Far more dangerous questions than Francis led us to ask. Or are they? Take three stories from the gospels seriously, treat them as important, and where does the value system of money = power, stand?

The three I mean are Matthew’s parable of the sheep and the goats: “Lord, when did see you?” Luke’s beatitudes: “Congratulations, you poor!” And John’s sacrament that wasn’t, when John replaces the communion of Mark, Matthew, Luke and Paul, with Jesus playing servant to his disciples, and washing their feet. Serving the least among us are when we serve God. The poorest among us (the least also? Is that the measure?) will have God’s domain. And the first of all is literally the last and servant of all.

Pope Francis powerfully represented that ideal, that teaching, that spirit. No wonder Bannon was afraid.

It’s not a world of Bannons and Epsteins; and that’s what scares them the most. That the power they put so much importance in, isn’t that powerful after all. There is a greater power, and it is expressed in powerlessness.

“Surrounded By Agitators”

You can’t undermine something that no longer exists. DOJ has suspended the 4th Amendment? Good to know. Wonder what that undermines? This is why I left the room when the Lovely Wife had this on. Homan is a lying sack of shit whom I won’t grace with my attention. Besides, we just bought that TeeVee. "Me no Alamo!" But he is happy to talk about things that never happened long before he had his feet on the ground in Minnesota: So the outside agitators aren’t really leaving? Just most of  ‘em?  Yeah, that’ll improve things.

“Irrespective Of The Data”? 🀷🏻‍♂️

$50,000? Golly gee whiz! Are Hershey bars 2 for a nickel again? The Dow Jones average was 49,500 points on February 15. And is still not a leading economic indicator. Jobs are, however. But don’t let that get in the way of the propaganda: 🀷🏻‍♂️

Because We Elected The Idiot Who Said He’d Release The Epstein Files

And the majority of the electorate was stupid enough to believe him?

Just a guess. 

I am pretty damned sure if Harris had won you’d have heard less about Epstein. Or perhaps more; which would be a whole other kind of poetic justice. Because Harris would probably have just dumped it all, without Congressional involvement. And protecting only the victims.

Don’t “Think” Like Trump

 The irony of “flooding the zone with bullshit” is that it’s effective only because so many people think it must not be bullshit. And not all those people are true believers in who’s shipping the bull.

Case in point: SAVE. No, not the SAVE Act that’s passed the House. Systematically Alien Verification for Entitlements, a “tool” (like a broken fingernail is a screwdriver) DHS uses which Trump ordered be available to states to determine eligibility if voters. A way to check their citizenship status.  Except it’s useless, because once again: Garbage In, Garbage Out.

In Texas, news reports began emerging about voters being mistakenly flagged as noncitizens soon after state officials announced the results of running the state’s voter roll through SAVE in October.

Our reporting showed these errors were more widespread than previously known, involving at least 87 voters across 29 counties. County election administrators suspect there may be more. Confusion took hold when the Texas secretary of state’s office sent counties lists of flagged voters and directed clerks to start demanding proof of citizenship and to remove people from the rolls if they didn’t respond.

“I really find no merit in any of this,” said Bobby Gonzalez, the elections administrator in Duval County in South Texas, where SAVE flagged three voters, all of whom turned out to be citizens.

Even counting people flagged in error, the first bulk searches using SAVE haven’t validated the president’s claims that voting by noncitizens is widespread. At least seven states with a total of about 35 million registered voters have publicly reported the results of running their voter rolls through the system. Those searches have identified roughly 4,200 people — about 0.01% of registered voters — as noncitizens. This aligns with previous findings that noncitizens rarely register to vote.
The devil is in the details, and as usual, Pro Publica provides them. (It’s worth noting the Texas Secretary of State disavowed any responsibility for SAVE data being crap, claiming they are not “an investigative agency.” But it also has no power to override county level decisions.) The tl;dr is:

Only 27 states have tried to use SAVE to purge voter rolls 

Texas and Missouri, the two states reported on in the article, have found more errors in the data than accuracy 

The Sinister Six and Trump may believe in a “unitary executive,” but power in America does not extend from the crown downwards, it truly rises from the bottom, up. Voter registration in Missouri and Texas, at least, is a matter handled at the county level. And in both states, the data provided by SAVE is not being embraced wholeheartedly and gleefully by the officials responsible. More often than not, they recognize crap when they see it. Trump wants them to purge voters who don’t show up in SAVE as citizens if they don’t present proof of citizenship within 14 days of notification. Almost no county official is doing that. And Trump can’t force them to. 

He can’t, in other words, take over federal elections with an executive order. 

The article is worth reading for the details (including that SAVE now includes confidential SSA data (thanks, DOGE!), which is one reason it’s supposed to be used for a purpose it was never designed for.). But it also illustrates government in America is a great deal more complex, with a great many more people beyond MAGA’s reach, than news or the internet might tell you. So when Trump says he’s going to take over elections, or Noem says they’re going to make sure the “right people” vote, they are just spitting into a hurricane. They don’t have the power. We, the people, do.

It’s past time we recognized that.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

This Is Aging Well

Host: What's most shocking is the age of some of the models at the parties [with Trump].

Pilling: There were girls, I would say 14, 15 years old from Europe. The European girls.

Host: They were 14?

Pilling: There were girls that were 14, 15 years old, for sure. I mean, I didn't run up and say, "How old are you?" But they looked younger than I was and I was 17. You just knew because of what they were wearing and how they would hold themselves.

Male Witness: And these girls are all like, you know, anywhere from 14, 15, 16 years old. There were very few girls above the age of 19 there.

Host: And you saw Donald Trump with these girls who were that young, 15, 16.
All of this is aging well.

Denial Is Not Just…Yadda Yadda Yadda

I’ve seen this denial all my life. I still don’t understand why what MTG is saying isn’t perfectly obvious. In other words, that it still needs to be said. Does nobody remember “Grab ‘em by the pussy”? Pictures, words, and something something something. Except when Rockwell painted the scene, the soldiers were the good guys. Giving a whole new meaning to “public service.”
"Here's what I know after decades inside this family: The cruelty is never accidental. The chaos is never random. And the lies are all part of the strategy."
Back to where we started, via Mary Trump.*

As Dylan said, “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” 

Or maybe some people do. πŸ€”


*”Strategy”? Or just the way they roll? And what’s the difference, really?

It’s Pretty Clear How This Blacklist Works

Pretty much how every blacklist works. Congress can’t actually function by impeaching every Cabinet official who deserves it, because it ties up the House for the impeachment vote, and stops the Senate for the trial (I don’t make the rules). Oversight has its limits, and Congress can’t spend too much time overriding regulatory decisions. 

So it’s going to be up to the courts. And private parties taking cases to court. Democracy in action. Literally.

Of course , we did this to ourselves to begin with. Too many Joe Rogans out there.
I do wonder if he doesn’t wake up in a new world every day. I’m a big fan of AOC, and Trump/Miller gave certainly filled the sails of the opposition; but aside from President, we don’t elect any office nationally. So what’s the point of polls like this? To urge local Democrats to be more like Trump, and vow to Make America Democratic, or at least non-Trump again?

I gotta tell you, the airwaves are flooded with GOP primary ads down here, and they all brag about how they’ll be like Trump, which means fight like Trump. I’m not sure how much Democrats need to emulate that. Except to emphasize how they’re going to return us to our focus on people; especially working people.

Like AOC; ironically.

Is It…

Liberation theology to point out administrations (and Congress, and states) have always disfavored citizens (and non-citizens, including natives and those forced to migrate here, or away because of statehood; or gender, sexual orientation, economic status), and now its an administration just blindly functioning on “those who are not with us are against us,” which includes white middle class people, and murder?  And an utterly complacent, when it’s not actively supportive, Congress?

So, as ever, it’s a matter of whose ox is being gored. Which is a good way of looking at liberation theology and how it challenges us. The preferential option for the poor is about making us pay attention to the people we so easily ignore. The ones Luke tells us are ptochoi. As in Makarioi oi ptochoi. “Congratulations, you poor! God’s domain belongs to you!”

You’d think that would raise their profile, at least among Christians. But people tend to prefer the “thou shalt nots” over the “congratulations”. Maybe because we prefer to sit in judgment rather than uplift someone who is NOK.

As Lewis Carroll observed (under very different circumstances): “Such is human perversity.”

Alright…

Here’s a use for it. The judges will accept its use as a reason to shutdown DHS. Permanently, preferably. Extirpate it root and branch.

Long past time to get radical.

This Would Make A Campaign Ad…

... in a GOP primary (although in Texas she’d have to add “…and ban Sharia law.”).

But she’s not a GOP candidate in a GOP primary.

And since government works by law a lot better than it does by coercion (see, e.g., Minneapolis; Portland; L.A.), while she’s wildly out of line, I have to ask: what the hell is she talking about?

(I put this in the category of Trump threatening to sign an executive order to take over national elections. Delusional fictions, something this administration seems to be retreating to more and more.)

Friday, February 13, 2026

Gettin’ Radical

Watters mispronounced “Trump.” Speaking of whom: Please, sign that executive order. It will be the cherry on the DOJ failure sundae.
AOC: We’ve seen such a fraying of these alleged Western values that people wonder whether they ever existed in the first place.

So I don’t know if it’s necessarily that we are in a post–rules-based order. I think it’s possible that we were in a pre–rules-based order. And we have an opportunity to explore what the world would look like if we upheld democracy, human rights, and trade that actually centers working-class people instead of overwhelmingly accruing the benefits of trade to the wealthiest.

If we reoriented toward a new era, it could actually help people — and show how foreign policy, and healthy foreign policy, can show up in their lives and make a difference.
"Radical” comes from the Latin radix; in English, “root.” To be radical is to go to the root. As here, that’s a good thing. Say goodnight, Gracie.

Like A Submarine With A Screen Door

(I realize how inapt the title metaphor seems, but I grew up in the days when doors were open in the summer to let the breeze in, and screen doors were an essential part of ventilation. So if you can keep that in mind….


…oh, forget it. All my similes are hopelessly out of date.)

“We Are The Hollow Men”

 “We are the dead men/Leaning together, headpieces filled with straw/Alas!”

"So here's what I tell my European friends," [Lindsay] Graham told Politico on Friday. "Greenland is behind us, but the goal is to get outcomes. Who gives a s--- who owns Greenland? I don't."
Those grapes were probably sour, anyway!
"So the point is, Greenland is gonna be more fortified. Because Donald Trump, once he feels like it's his brand or his some buy-in, is going to go big," he continued.
Before, or after, Trump:

Rigs the midterms in his favor 
Actually builds his ballroom 
Actually renovates the Kennedy Center 
Actually builds his triumphal arch 
Constructs all the detention centers 
Deports all the immigrants, including naturalized citizens?
Graham suggested Denmark was "stupid" to resist Trump's demands for Greenland.

"If Trump wants it, we have to say no," he complained. "You know, in Denmark. I like Denmark, but they did a poll between Harris and Trump for the, for the 2024 race. Trump got 4%. So therein lies the problem."
I think MAGA has conclusively disappeared up its own asshole.

And Graham has become a caricature of a caricature.

And “It Was Fairly Long”

62 seconds. The video he posted ran for 62 seconds.

Which makes it not racist? And apparently also says something about the President’s attention span.

Carrying On The AI Conversation, Briefly

I’m starting to like my “monkeys with typewriters” analogy more and more….

And “word vending machine” is a remarkably useful metaphor.

The “Illegal Immigrants” Did It

Anyone know what the price of eggs is now? I’m guessing they’re down because the immigrants aren’t eating them all. And how many of those 50 countries would allow Donald Trump to rise to the leadership of the country, twice? 

There! I’ve run rings around you logically!

And we might all need to start wearing masks:
Atmospheric scientist here. Let me tell you what was actually "slashed" today.

Slashed: The Endangerment Finding — a 200-page scientific review upheld by the Supreme Court, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, and reaffirmed by the National Academies of Sciences in 2025.

Slashed: The legal authority to regulate carbon from cars, power plants, and factories. All of it. Gone in one afternoon.

Now here's what you're "saving":

Yesterday Trump ordered the Pentagon — the largest energy consumer on Earth — to buy coal electricity.

Coal costs $69–$169/MWh. Wind costs $27–$53/MWh. Solar costs $38–$78/MWh.

99% of U.S. coal plants cost more to run than replacing them with brand-new solar or wind.

That's your tax dollars buying the most expensive electricity on the market. By executive order. While the Peabody Energy CEO stood in the room.

And the human cost of what you're "saving"?

460,000 American deaths linked to coal pollution in 20 years. Coal PM2.5 is 2.1x deadlier than other air pollution. (Henneman et al., Science, 2023)

All to protect an industry that employs 44,000 people total. Clean energy employs 3.5 million.
As I said, Congress could do something about this.  Don’t hold your breath. Or actually, maybe you should. 😷

Thursday, February 12, 2026

All That Counts

Sedition is sedition when it is established in a court of competent jurisdiction. It is not a term to be used by a Cabinet secretary like a schoolyard taunt. Please support our bid to build more AI data centers and consume more electricity than anyone else, and also use large amounts of water! You bear the costs, we reap the profits. Such a deal! And AI will take your job! Win-win (for us!)! 28 USC 546 tracks Art. II, sec. 2. And applies when the President has not appointed someone who is approved by the Senate. Wilson’s dismissal of Blanche is spot on. Huh. Double "huh."
Stupidity is terminal.

Folks, we aren’t being killed by a thousand cuts, we are being destroyed by gaping bullet holes to America’s gut.

This is a result of white nationalism, ignorance, religious nuttery and apathy.

People will die. Suffer… because we have a Bear innards finger-licking, brain worm having, toilet seat cocaine snorting mental patient leading HHS.

Senators VOTED for this… confirmed this gobshite.
You know, he’s got a point. Delusion is contagious. You get it from your boss. Miller is really desperate to save face. Delusion is his last redoubt. Unlike Miller and ICE. Doesn’t he need Voter ID? I’m reliably informed you need it to buy milk. AI data centers and crypto mining don’t count. The numbers from those will only benefit Trump’s buddies. But that’s all that counts to Trump. Just so you feel better about the state of the nation.

Interesting…πŸ€”

Make of it what you will….

Bad Bunny! BAD Bunny!!

And why didn’t they do it? I was just telling the Lovely Wife how we’re going backwards culturally. 1940’s Bugs Bunny cartoons celebrated Latin stars and music and Cuba (before Fidel). Brazilian steakhouses are still popular here (myself included, not THAT much of a carnivore). Pandora has steered me to Latin Jazz, because I like Guaraldi). But less than 100 years ago “Latin American” music was broadly accepted. Santana sang songs in Spanish in the’60’s, nobody blinked. In the late last century Linda Ronstadt recorded 3 albums in Spanish of Mexican music, Tex-Mex left Texas and traveled the country, and now… we’re supposed to be upset by Bad Bunny?

Yeah; I don’t think so. MAGA’s last gasp in the “culture wars.”
l love when people do this with sincerity. “I would never call Secretary Noem a cos-playing bitch wearing more makeup than a circus clown. That would just be wrong!” There really is a way to denounce insulting nicknames without, you know, repeating them. 

If you don’t understand that, then, why am I taking you seriously? Or is Fetterman being ironic, and nobody’s noticing?
Well, certainly the way you’re doing it is mot safe. There have been 3 murders in Minneapolis this year. Two of them were by DHS officers who apparently will never be investigated by state officials for murder. But all you do is bellyache about crime. Indeed. Why prevent health problems when you can get healthcare? Like cancer treatments (radiation; chemicals), or oxygen tanks because you can’t breathe otherwise?  And if you can’t get treatment, then you’ll just decrease the surplus population.

BTW, I’m pretty sure Congress could do something about this.
The POTUS is an innumerate and unreliable narrator. Res ipsa loquitor. Do they have their passports? Or their birth certificates? And why are we so worried about who is eligible to vote? Shouldn’t we put more emphasis on who can be elected? Like, say, no felons allowed? As a matter of law, a felony is considered a crime of moral turpitude. Do we want people like that in office? I mean, maybe we, the people don’t, but office holders clearly do.

I’m old enough to remember when we used to have political parties to take care of this. Some people would never get the nomination. Then we reformed the system to make it more “democratic.” Be careful what you wish for….

I close with another rumination on AI. The internet was developed by DOD, and the infrastructure for it was built by users. Mostly it camped on to existing phone lines, and eventually users paid for other means of transmission. But crypto and AI are similar creatures: demanding massive costs be borne by the community, the people. Large sites that use large amounts of electricity and water, and benefit: who? The owners of crypto, mostly. Or of AI. I think AI is a load of crap, but why does the public bear the cost of the technology while a few private owners and investors reap the profits? In classical terms, that’s colonialism: exploiting resources for the benefit of a few, at the expense of many. Especially if AI (I really don’t think it will, but this is how it’s being sold) puts a large number of people out of work. We’re not exactly talking about buggy whip makers here. Seems like a huge social cost just to profit a few.

And besides, what is AI? Does anybody remember the thought experiment about a thousand (or 100; it varied) monkeys at typewriters, which, given enough time, would reproduce Shakespeare? It was supposed to be clever, but nobody ever thought to ask: why would the monkeys write in English? Especially Early Modern English? Because the keyboards wouldn’t have umlauts? Or diacritical marks (obviously they wouldn’t have Arabic, or Hebraic characters, or Asian pictographs; or even Cyrillic. Right?)?

That’s how the AI discussion/speculation runs; assuming facts and conclusions not in evidence. I still haven’t heard of anyone who predicted AI would make kiddie porn readily available. I remember when 3D printers were going to make “printed”guns readily available. Turned out buying real guns was easier and more reliable. But what stops AI from making porn on demand? Or what other socially disastrous uses have we not yet imagined, are coming? And why is society supposed to bear the cost of the technology so tech bros can get richer?

There were legitimate social purposes to the Space Age and even the advent of the personal computer (government made both possible; who uses a computer now without the internet?). But what’s the legitimate social purpose/value of AI? Or crypto?

Basket Of Deplorables 🧺

I’m guessing that sounded better in his head. Snatching the prize from Sen. Scott’s hands. So…Minneapolis is run by drug cartel? Of…Somalis? When Rand Paul is the guy on the white horse…

Greatest Economy In The History Of The World

Biden used up all the jobs and didn’t leave Trump any.

“A Learning Lesson Where No One Got Hurt”

“According to a U.S. official, the directed energy/laser counter drone technology was in CBP's control when the balloon was mistakenly shot down near El Paso, Texas earlier this week,” per Fox’s @Liz_Friden

“In January, Defense Secretary Hegseth signed an agreement for the Pentagon to loan the directed energy counter drone platform to DHS, the U.S. official tells Fox News. The official said the agreement was signed sometime in the last 30 days.

Following the shoot down is when FAA closed the airspace, the official said.”

EDIT: A U.S. official could not go into specifics about what exactly the technology used by the U.S. military is, but said directed energy/lasers is accurate to use.
So, why did DOD let the clowns at DHS have their “pew-pew” toy? Because Kegsbreath thought it would be kewl. Bozos all the way down.
U.S. military source just told me the same: this was DHS: “Every General and Admiral at NORTHCOM is pissed that DHS did an operation and told no one because homeland defense is what NORTHCOM does. Even the base commander at Ft. Bliss called the Pentagon and NORTHCOM furious about the airspace thing because he had nothing to do with it -- and the Pentagon and NORTHCOM also didn’t know anything about the airspace closure. It’s like DHS is trying to hide the fact that their spec ops group is there with the laser gun.”
And DOD now wants to obscure the fact they gave it to DHS. DHS has said the weapon was always under DOD control. πŸ€”
Confirming earlier reporting: Airspace was closed by the FAA near El Paso late Tuesday after CBP personnel launched a counter-drone laser weapon without full inter-agency integration, officials say. That weapon had recently been transferred temporarily by the Pentagon to DHS.

Airspace was re-opened this morning. Despite numerous news agencies confirming this today, the Trump administration is saying virtually nothing. Officials believe the weapon was used on something innocuous, probably a mylar balloon.

The Pentagon is not answering questions about the transfer of the weapon.

DHS referred questions to the Pentagon.

There's some frustration among military officials that they're taking a hit for this in the public square, even though they did not use the weapon. That said, this is also seen as a learning lesson where no one got hurt.
Okay then… 🀦‍♂️
BREAKING: El Paso Airport had an unexpected TFR issued for the next 10 days.

We are now at DEFCON Reddit.

All At-Home Detective Units are hereby activated.

Sleeper Cells – Couch Intelligence Agency (CIA) are to report immediately to Telegram and X and initiate Engagement Protocols:

• Scroll
• Screenshot
• Speculate

Neighborhood Watch – Basement Division has reached Full Operational Capability. Conduct pre-mission checks:

• Battery levels
• Ring doorbell footage from 2019
• Flashlight readiness

The At-Home Analysis Task Force (AATF) is mobilized and accepting walk-on volunteers should the situation escalate beyond “kinda weird.” No credentials required. Social media feeds will provide all mission intelligence.

The Armchair Counter-Intel Community (ACIC) and Stay-At-Home Surveillance Division (SHSD) are now on active status. Verify:

• Caffeine reserves
• Wi-Fi strength
• Ping times to Alex Jones’s server

The Overanalysis Reserve Corps (ORC) has been recalled from inactive duty along with all Recon elements of the Sofa Sector. Watch officers should be scanning timelines and identifying unrelated patterns. Disseminate theories before verification can interfere.

Coordination should be underway with Coincidence Denial Task Force (CDTF) and the Narrative Construction Corps. Interpret coincidence as coordination and engage all comment sections with maximum urgency. SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Upgrade curiosity to conviction immediately.

The Conspiracy Rapid Response Cells (CRRC) are in full deployment, online and monitoring. Ignore disconfirming inputs as hostile misinformation and sustain adrenaline levels through speculation cycles.

Mission Objective:
Keep throwing mud at the wall and over-analyzing until you feel hyper-alert, important and personally involved.

These are the moments you live for. πŸ¦„
At least something good came out of it.

Clusterfucking The Clusterfuck

 So CBP shot down a party balloon? 🎈 

"You've been reporting on this all day," said anchor Willie Geist. "Yesterday we woke up. We're discussing on the show yesterday there was some concern about is there about to be a military operation? Are we going to strike drug cartels, the United States military? Very confusing. Contradicting claims by different departments of the government, and the FAA saying we had to do this because we didn't know what the heck was going on. What did you find after sifting through all this?"

"Well, I kind of found what you just found, as I'm having to reconcile contradictory accounts," said Caputo. "The best I can tell is this, is they have the super duper weapon, and they deny it's a laser. It's some sort of direct energy weapon. So when I asked, were drones shot down? They said no, drones were downed, whatever that meant as far as a distinction, and that they had gone out in this exercise, actually looking for drones that make incursions with some regularity. They wouldn't tell me the frequency."

"And here's the rub," said Caputo. "The Customs and Border Patrol had borrowed the super duper secret weapon from the Department of Defense or Department of War, whichever you want to call it. And at a certain point, the FAA is like, hey, what are you guys doing? Not only can this thing shoot down drones or down drones, it can possibly take down airplanes. And allegedly, I was told by one source, the Department of War, the DOD general wasn't very clear on exactly what was happening. And FAA, unable to get any answers, then made the decision to shut it down for ten whole days and didn't coordinate that with anyone."

"Now, why they had to shut it down for ten days, no one can explain why the Department of Defense general, whoever this is, wasn't clear on exactly what they were doing because there was a big airport around and FAA was worried about downed planes," he continued. "No one can explain. What we do understand is Customs and Border Patrol is sticking by their story, which is like, yeah, sure, we borrowed the weapon and we pushed the button, but it was always in control and under the supervision of the Department of War."

"So everyone is sort of doing the Washington blame game, and it does look like there's enough blame to go around," he added. "But essentially the administration here hit the brakes, stepping part of a crisis management where everywhere you turn you step on a rake and you get bashed in the head with it. It just becomes a sort of positive feedback loop of negative consequences. And nothing got better. And the explanations at the end of the day didn't get any clearer."
First, given recent events, you don’t want CBP in control of anything sharper than a rubber ball. Second, shutting down airspace for 10 days because CBP has a space weapon that DOD doesn’t want to talk about is not exactly “stepping on a rake.” Third: who the fuck is in charge of this chicken outfit? Because it’s Bozos all the way down.

FAA didn’t just close the El Paso airport. They shutdown everything in the air, including medevac and police helicopters and traffic helicopters, everything but paper airplanes. For 10 days. With no notice, or coordination, or consultation, with anyone. And DOD told CBP, “Sure, you can play with it.” AND SOMEBODY SHOT DOWN A FUCKING PARTY BALLOON WITH THIS WEAPON NO ONE CAN SPEAK OF, WHICH STARTED THE WHOLE WORLD CRYING! IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? The entire premise of “This is Spinal Tap” was more credible. When reality makes mockumentaries look like cold reality, you are somewhere far worse than through the looking glass.

And where the fuck IS Sean Duffy?

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Given What Happened In El Paso Today…

... I believe Pam Bondi on this. But I also believe this is accurate: So is this: Unless you get re-elected and that lets you duck the criminal charges, so you can pardon everyone who did what you wanted them to do that day.

Meanwhile…
They really are determined to gut the DOJ, aren’t they? (POTUS appoints with advice and consent of the Senate. Statutes provide for interim appointments by federal judges when the prior interim (also allowed by statute)* expires without a Senate approved replacement. But the DOJ is asking the Supremes to gut the statute and the appointments clause on unitary (read “imperial”)  presidency grounds. The Constitution neither provides for forbids presidential immunity, so Roberts didn’t strictly ignore the Constitution. The DOJ’s position would require the Court to (effectively) declare the “advice and consent” portion of the appointments clause unconstitutional, while also declaring the statute unconstitutional. That’s what DOJ is playing for here. And it’s the country and justice that suffers.)

*IOW, without the statute, Trump couldn’t make a legal argument at all that he can appoint as often as he pleases. The Supremes aren’t likely to miss that point, but Trump’s minions are not very bright.

Only The Best

And:
Trump: The RINO Governor of the Great State of Oklahoma, incorrectly stated my position on the very exclusive Governors Annual Dinner

The invitations were sent to ALL Governors, other than two, who I feel are not worthy of being there. I did not invite the Governor of Colorado, who has unfairly incarcerated in solitary confinement a 73-year-old cancer stricken woman (A nine year term!), for attempting to fight Democrat Voter Fraud, plus the foul mouthed Governor of Maryland, who fraudulently stated that he received Military medals, A LIE, is doing a terrible job on the rebuilding of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, and has allowed Baltimore to continue to be a Crime Disaster.

I even invited the SLOB of a Governor, JB Pritzker, and horrendous California Governor, Gavin Newscum, to the Dinner, despite the terrible job that they are doing. So, as usual with him, Stitt got it WRONG! The Invitations were sent out to all other Governors, Democrat and Republican. I look forward to seeing the Republican Governors, and some of the Democrats Governors who were worthy of being invited, but most of whom won't show up. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
Eric Cartman is more mature and less self-centered. Because nothing else better signifies the utter and dangerous incompetence of this Administration. Trump couldn’t plan a two car funeral procession.