Trump Causes The Rain To Fall

Trump: LA would be burning to the ground just like their houses were burning down… We broke in and had water come down from the pacific northwest. I could show you pictures with the big half pipes coming all the way down California. pic.twitter.com/lmCWFWpMjw

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 12, 2025

Trump has a staff problem:

Trump: They didn't tell me anything, I said, there is chance of massive conflict, we have a lot of American people in this area, we got to tell them to get out because something could happen soon. pic.twitter.com/m5MLUaE2xV

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 12, 2025

Trump uses the Royal “we” to deny being a monarch.

Reporter: There are several no kings protests planned across the country on Saturday, as well, what are your thoughts on that?

Trump: I don't feel like a king, I have to go through hell and get things approved. We’re not a king pic.twitter.com/qCR3udpxDS

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 12, 2025

Trump does nuance. 🌮

Trump: We can't take farmers and take their people and send them back because they don't have what they are supposed to have… You are supposed to throw them out? You know what happens? They end up hiring the criminals that have come in, murderers pic.twitter.com/PAJ7J5NLYf

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 12, 2025

Nuance is for losers. 🌮

“The emphatic certainty with which Republicans approach this debate creates an asymmetry that works to their advantage. One side says 'Nirvana is right around the corner' & the other says 'Actually, it’s complicated.' And we all know nuance is for losers" https://t.co/5Cwp09CTzu

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 12, 2025

(Trump and the Democrats need to be more Nazi than Stephen Miller? 🤷🏻‍♂️) 

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Isn’t Trump essentially undermining his argument for mass deportations of all illegal immigrants? https://t.co/xX1ivzwhZb

— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) June 12, 2025

Trump would have paid them.

Trump: We defeated ISIS… When it comes to Los Angeles or other cities, if we see other cities gearing up and these people are agitators, they are paid professionals, they are insurrectionists, troublemakers, I believe they are paid and we'll find out through Pam Bondi pic.twitter.com/gLz12SGTHp

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 12, 2025

(Pam Bondi couldn’t find her ass with both hands and a flashlight.)🔦 

JD Vance proves himself to be a regular guy.

JD Vance riffed along with a podcaster that claimed abolitionist “Frederick Douglass was gay” and fought to end slavery to “meet men.”

Vance cracked up when slavery was described as “being at work.” pic.twitter.com/rytroMyZtq

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) June 12, 2025

The kind of guy white racists would want to have a beer with. 🍻 

Trump: "The windmills are killing are country." pic.twitter.com/pjXTJrGvxL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 12, 2025

Fin.