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 JMM, catching up with the news:

Ahhh hadn’t caught this. I guess Charlie Kirk has now announced its time to move on from Epstein because Trump called him and said bitch it’s time to move on.

Charlie Kirk saying he never said ”Move on."

This is a total obsessive hoax," Kirk said of the media coverage on Tuesday. "And even some people were emailing me, Charlie, why are you not talking about Epstein? Why are you saying to move on? I never, ever, ever said move on, ever!"

"I didn't whisper it. I didn't think it. I didn't say it," he continued. "But let me say this again. You know my opinion about Epstein. The messaging fumble."

But on Monday, he said, "Honestly, I'm done talking about Epstein for the time being. I'm gonna trust my friends in the administration, I'm gonna trust my friends in the government to do what needs to be done, solve it, ball's in their hands."

Kirk said he was making "an addendum to what was said yesterday."

"We're going to keep on talking about it," he insisted. "You see, but what's so disappointing, not disappointing, to an extent I get it, is that the MAGA base is so fired up about this. And that's why I didn't take a lot of this seriously. Is that, you know, people were incoming, Charlie, why are you moving on? No one's saying that!"

So, you know, Trump is absolutely in control of MAGA. Or somebody is. Or somebody thinks somebody is. And MAGA has fallen back into line.

Or somebody thinks it has. Will. Wants to.