New! And Improved! And Better, Too!

Trump: We are taking in trillions of dollars in tariffs and we are stopping wars because of tariffs. pic.twitter.com/r7yLwWFirj

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 25, 2025

And they’re preventing tooth decay and whitening teeth and removing liver spots and making people lose 25 lbs a day without dieting, and getting rid of that dirty “ring around the collar,” and giving us whiter whites and brighter brights while washing our cars and helping our kids get better grades and driving out the infidel immigrant and making breakfast the most important meal of the day again, and improving our golf game while solving the energy crisis and putting man [sic] on the moon!🌙 

God Bless America!🇺🇸 Again!