“A Celebrity Must First Declare The President Unfit For Office”

 This is fine:

"Yeah, I call it a crime free zone because we don’t play games," said Trump. "You know, I said they spit, we hit. You know, when these people — women — they’re standing up to these guys, good looking guys, and they want to do something, but they’re not allowed to. If they do, they’ll be arrested. They’ll arrest the soldiers. They had an arrest warrant out on every single soldier, if they hit back, there was an automatic arrest. So you have these people, they scream, they’re this far away, screaming."

"Some women, screaming, like crazy, they’re crazy," he continued. "And then they start spitting in the face of the guy. And these guys are just, they wouldn’t, but they can’t do it. Now they can do it. So I said, we spit– they spit, we hit. Right?"

An "arrest warrant on every soldier”? Just because they were soldiers? That’s not even vaguely how arrest warrants work. And who is “they” in that rant? The Deep State? The Commies? The Democrats?

“And these guys are just, they wouldn’t, but they can’t do it. Now they can do it.” I defy you to make sense of that sentence without adding entire concepts that are patently not present.

But no one could say “Biden is old,” until George Clooney did. Secret codicil to the 25h Amendment.