🎶When you wish upon a star…🎶

This just has to warm the heart of Trump supporters. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually looking forward to hearing from Alex Jones on this one. pic.twitter.com/8b0wP8S1CZ

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 5, 2025

A) RFK, Jr. is out 

B) Trump has absolutely no fucking idea how government works.

This is what they voted for. pic.twitter.com/oRdoILYo3S

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 5, 2025

Pretty sure Melania is married to that guy. ‘Cause the other one is Bill Gates.

Reporter: Do you plan to speak with Putin in the near future?

Trump: What?

Melania Trump: If you’re going to speak with President Putin in the near future pic.twitter.com/tu9hWZUoNq

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 5, 2025

And she interprets English for him.

When does all the winning start? pic.twitter.com/W6LSTf49WQ

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 5, 2025

I’m waiting for him to realize it’s Biden’s fault.

Lutnick says the jobs numbers "will get better because you'll take out the people who are just trying to create noise against the president ... this is gonna be the greatest growth economy six months from now, a year from today" pic.twitter.com/X4xsvNuefe

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 5, 2025

🎶When you wish upon a star…🎶

VARNEY: Do tariffs have anything to do with the slowing jobs market?

LORI CHAVEZ-DeREMER: Tariffs are working ... unemployment is still holding steady. Statistically, it's nonexistent. pic.twitter.com/ObPkFQBylu

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 5, 2025

Yeah. That’s it. 🙄

DUN DUN DUN -- Fox Business announces that the 22,000 jobs added in August are "much less tNow han the expectation of 75,000" and that they June and July numbers were revised down as well pic.twitter.com/lVxz9LfZzQ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 5, 2025

Now we know why Trump said we’ll get the “real” numbers in a year.

FOX: The August jobs report wasn't the number you wanted. How come?

KEVIN HASSETT: The BLS has been struggling with bad response rates

FOX: So it's their fault?

HASSETT: Well I'm saying we expect this number will be revised up

FOX: The revisions for June and July were lower pic.twitter.com/vMEBIG9Tok

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 5, 2025

When in doubt, send in Baghdad Bob.

“unhinged government” https://t.co/MAHg6S2Ydr pic.twitter.com/LJu8aAhgVi

— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) September 5, 2025

Florida, man.

Maybe if Trump is fundraising on going to heaven Democrats should fundraise to send him to hell.