Gangnam Style

Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid." pic.twitter.com/UQLZ65xIhf

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 3, 2026

You really think you’ve got the votes, cowboy?Lindsay’s been in the Senate a long time. He’s never even been minority whip, AFAIK.

Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein. pic.twitter.com/O6keHsnXnW

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 3, 2026

Crime? No. Reason for shunning? Yes.

Bondi: They were caravaning to this church to perform an attack style infiltration pic.twitter.com/EOKqMXCeWG

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 3, 2026

Does she mean ICE?

A San Fernando Valley community is outraged and devastated after federal immigration agents forced their way onto the grounds of a church during a food giveaway and arrested a man who church officials say helps with children’s ministries.

Leaders of the North Hills United Methodist Church gathered on Monday morning for a news conference to denounce the immigration raid that took place at the house of worship on Rayen Street on Jan. 29, an incident church officials called “terror at a house of God.”

Bondi: "They bombarded in and as Don Lemon put it in his own words, they were on their was to 'a resistance' at that church. They had a resistance operation. There were originally about 400 people in that church. The lucky ones were able to get out." pic.twitter.com/Gz0vKrfy1O

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 3, 2026

Again: like this?

ICE barged onto the grounds of a San Fernando Valley church the other day that was giving out food to the needy and kidnapped a man….guessing Bondi won’t be doing any DOJ investigation here smh https://t.co/wpeyesDVTn pic.twitter.com/4LStVvUEbK https://t.co/GywNP84VkW

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) February 3, 2026

(Pictures are worth a thousand words.)

Old version: When the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. When the law is in your side, pound on the law. When neither are with you, pound on the table.

New version: … go on Fox News and lie. The more outrageously, the better. 

I mean, it’s not like she can prove any of that in court. Nor does she plan to. It’s never about justice. It’s just about performance.

Bondi: Don lemon and eight others were charged in a single indictment because you cannot attack—-and that's what it was, it was an attack style on a house of worship. Can’t do it. pic.twitter.com/tfczOWi7Qj

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 3, 2026

Is that anything like Gangnam Style?

The actual messaging from MAGA.

Houses are way too expensive.

Undocumented immigrants are buying up all the houses.

Do they know the average salary of an undocumented immigrant? It’s incredibly difficult for non-citizens to get a mortgage. I guess they are paying cash? 🤔 https://t.co/sT4mXpba4F

— Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) February 2, 2026

I guess it depends on how you define “real.”

BREAKING: Trump team to start “daily” meetings to focus on prosecuting his political adversaries, according to CNN

Looks like Susie Wiles’ efforts to “limit” Trump’s focus on retribution has failed spectacularly. https://t.co/ucwgru23cv

— Miles Taylor (@MilesTaylorUSA) February 2, 2026

His success record so far could leave one almost giddy at the prospect.