Who’s Gonna Tell Lindsay?

Trump on Iran: We took a little excursion because we felt we had to do that to get rid of some evil. I think you'll see it is going to be a short-term excursion. SHORT TERM! pic.twitter.com/QjH9Hs95HP

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 9, 2026

Trump: If you look at what happened with Jimmy Carter also with Iran—it cost him the election. pic.twitter.com/7bzLbBo5RI

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 9, 2026

Trump: The Navy is gone laying at the bottom of the ocean. 46 ships. I got a little upset with the people. I said why didn't we just capture the ship? We could have used it. I said why sink them? He said it's more fun to sink them. They like sinking them better. pic.twitter.com/XZRYLJVSbt

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 9, 2026

Trump on Iran: Nobody has any idea who the people are that are going to be the head of the country and we will not relent until the enemy is totally and decisively defeated pic.twitter.com/MZRrd0lCfu

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 9, 2026

I thought you were going to decide that.

“Short term,” but “we will not relent until the enemy is totally and decisively defeated”? Does this idiot have any idea what he’s saying? 

So after Taco Trump bails out of his Iran War, is he going to count it as one of the wars he supposedly ended?

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 9, 2026

"Unconditional surrender.”

Trump: "We did so many things. I mean, we've done so many things. But as you know, on Saturday, I traveled to Dover Air Force Base to be with the families of six fallen warriors as they returned to American soil." pic.twitter.com/nwAM8Sxz5Y

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2026

He’s working on his victory speech. “We did,” no, wait, not past tense! Not yet!

Trump: "The hardest thing is to go to Dover because Dover is where, for the most part, a lot of the fallen, the warriors, the great young people that have died in war, they seem to mostly go to Dover" pic.twitter.com/ZhRNTKyrNP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2026

Yeah, Dover. Why is that, d’ya think?

Trump: "We've already won in many ways, but we haven't won enough" pic.twitter.com/N05OgjEPdG

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2026

Almost there....

Trump: "Iran was supposed to be this big, powerful country. We rapped the help out of them. I don't know when they cry uncle, but they should've cried it two days ago. But they don't have anything left." pic.twitter.com/Ax1Lxvg8AF

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2026

...almost.

Trump goes full war is peace: "Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising, the economy is surging" pic.twitter.com/Qq4VidBQyv

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2026

A campaign ad. Our man on their side.  Here’s another one:

Trump: They said the word affordability. That's the first time I heard it. pic.twitter.com/PyMPiKEjSc

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 9, 2026

I'm almost looking forward to November.

Trump: I think Iran was looking to take over the Middle East. We have pretty good proof.

All of those missiles stupidly aim at Qatar and Saudi Arabia, UAE and others. They were like leave us alone. They were all right. They were sort of neutral. But all of a sudden they're… pic.twitter.com/IuEwWz8NgL

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 9, 2026

All the countries with U.S. military bases. What a coincidence!