Grace And Dignity, We Hardly Knew Ye

Shit used to be different. Understandably hard to convince people under 30 that it was.

But it was. https://t.co/lmSzItFG5a

— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) June 18, 2026

No shit.

Trump is now 50 minutes late and counting for this White House event. The piano player is digging deep to fill time. pic.twitter.com/8KGTWhXr9I

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2026

Executive Time is a demanding mistress 

Barack and Michelle reminded us today of what leadership in this nation truly looks like.

What an incredible day for Chicago and for Illinois as we celebrate the opening of the Obama Presidential Center. https://t.co/QwfwzxMI5g

— Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) June 18, 2026

Trump: The Congressional Medal of Honor. I wanted to give it to myself, but I was informed I couldn't do it and I couldn't find anything where I was actually worthy so here we are, pic.twitter.com/bpQTtPOXiW

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 18, 2026

The corpse 🧟‍♂️  at every funeral.

Trump: We're pleased to be joined on this occasion by the Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, and he's had some good victories lately, I will tell you, he’s gonna have a lot more pic.twitter.com/QIqgyhwYQX

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 18, 2026

Or the MC.

Trump: "His commanding officer was tragically before the paperwork was signed. That's a bad break, but now you're doing it. Maybe this is better. You had to wait a little while, didn't you, eh?" pic.twitter.com/dnE3PZVDWZ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2026

A) He was asleep.

B) He was on the shitter.

These are not mutually exclusive options.

Trump reads "deceased" like it's actually the name of one of the Medal of Honor recipients pic.twitter.com/FOsy3KxkX5

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2026

Trump struggles to clasp the Medal of Honor to Major Nicholas Dockery -- and then ties it? pic.twitter.com/SjGwWXyoyS

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2026

I’ve seen people tie bandanas on dogs with more dignity than this pic.twitter.com/HnzmXr3TDC

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2026

Trump ignores questions from supporters and leaves the event pic.twitter.com/7QBLexWVHX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2026

Wouldn’t you?

Barack and Michelle reminded us today of what leadership in this nation truly looks like.

What an incredible day for Chicago and for Illinois as we celebrate the opening of the Obama Presidential Center. https://t.co/QwfwzxMI5g

— Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) June 18, 2026

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort pic.twitter.com/FiTxy81Yq3

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2026

Palate cleansers. 

You’re welcome.

“We would not have you do ignorant, brothers and sisters…that you might mourn as those do who have no hope…”