Sunday, June 07, 2026

Well, That’ll Fix It! 💩 🥪

🤦‍♂️  It just gets better and better. Our extremely well-informed President. Hope is not a plan.
Statement from the Operational Headquarters of the Islamic Republic of Iran Armed Forces, following tonight’s Iranian ballistic missile attack against Northern Israel: “In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, the Zionist aggressor regime, by repeatedly violating the ceasefire, has been increasing its evils against the oppressed people of Lebanon day by day with the green light and support of the criminal America and the silence of the international community, and has been committing war crimes using banned weapons, including phosphorus bombs, since Friday. Despite the previous warnings of the Islamic Republic of Iran, its child Zionist regime has crossed all red lines and intensified attacks in southern Lebanon, targeting the Beirut suburbs. We had previously decided that if the crime in the Beirut suburbs expands, we will bombard targets in the occupied territories. The Zionist army must stop its attacks on southern Lebanon and the suburbs, and if it expands its attacks on that region or responds to Iran's actions, it will face more crushing and regrettable blows and destructive attacks will begin against the regime and its supporters. And there is no victory except from Allah, the Almighty, the Wise.”
I’m not standing with Iran. But Israel just keeps shitting the bed. He needs to put that in a social media post, so they know he means it. 🤦‍♂️ Maybe the Senate will get around to that War Powers resolution, now. And give this shit sandwich back to Israel.

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