Thursday, July 02, 2026

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So how does Iran continue to target ships in the Strait of Hormuz? Is he putting on weight? Did the weight reduction drug not work? Or can we now be sure he didn’t get it? Consider how many times Trump has threatened Iran since they got him to agree to their MOU. No shit. To be a felony, the cost of the damage has to exceed $1000.
Pirro: He caused damage and that damage was over $1000.

Reporter: How do you prove that?

Pirro: With an expert.

Reporter: With his bare hands?

Pirro: We believe it's his bare hands, both hands.

Reporter: Do you believe it was damaged before?

Pirro: He damaged it!

Reporter: Had had already been damaged before?

Pirro: He damaged the pool!
"With his bare hands.” I already see some problems with proving the pristine condition of the pool before the defendant arrived. This is where we all remember her prosecution of a drunk who bounced a sandwich off an armored federal officer. And he walked. I’m sorry this guy has to spend money on lawyers; but I like his chances.

Maybe the court will ask for the grand jury transcripts.

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