Sunday, July 05, 2026

Less Is More

The top EPA atmospheric warming is Code Maroon, used only for emergency situations. Code Purple is the warning level just below Maroon. To Trump, “biggest” only means “best.” Which explains his complete lack of aesthetic values. Clearly the work of Ninja 🥷 vandals who snuck in during the night.

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  1. After what- 15 minutes- you'd have a hard time seeing the fireworks through the smoke. Ostentatious waste is such a fundamental part of who Trump is. And that sense you don't have to save because there's always going to be more is a part of him that resonates with a *lot* of people.

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    1. Reports from the “show” indicate you are correct. Visitors complained about the heavy smoke obscuring the fireworks. But Trump knows more about anything than anybody. He says….

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  2. I saw the finale being touted as awesome, and it was a just a bright, undifferentiated mess, like somebody accidentally set everything off at once. I've never seen anything so dumb and boring.

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    1. Except maybe the Great American State Fair.

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