I Leave Town For A Week…

Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2026

...and all hell breaks loose, and Grandpa needs his special meds.

Trump calls for Democrats who have sent oversight letters and messages to Republicans to be imprisoned and orders Todd Blanche to investigate https://t.co/kSa4hlrxT0

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2026

Trump: “The threats being made by the Democrat Party against innocent Republican Donors and Party Members are absolutely unprecedented, and totally illegal. Please report them to the Department of Justice, IMMEDIATELY! If you would like, send them directly to me, your President. These SLEAZEBAGS should go to jail for what they are doing. The Senate must act, and stop being pushed around to the point of the Republican Party losing Elections, and worse! Likewise, the DOJ and House of Representatives. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2026

Trump: “The threats being made by the Democrat Party against innocent Republican Donors and Party Members are absolutely unprecedented, and totally illegal. Please report them to the Department of Justice, IMMEDIATELY! If you would like, send them directly to me, your President. These SLEAZEBAGS should go to jail for what they are doing. The Senate must act, and stop being pushed around to the point of the Republican Party losing Elections, and worse! Likewise, the DOJ and House of Representatives. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

He really has no idea how government works, does he?

BTW, I’ve been out of touch. Are we supposed to be terrified by this post, or can we relax and regard Trump as a demented old codger at the family meal who we just have to tolerate?

I missed all this week’s memos.