Just put up one of these and call it good (I've got two of them this year!)
Um, okay. Maybe there's a reason FoxNews is not shown internationally, after all:
On Sunday’s edition of Fox & Friends, co-host Pete Hegseth noted that the there was a shortage of Christmas trees because fewer had been planted after the economic crisis that occurred at the end of Bush’s second term.
“There is a nationwide Christmas tree shortage,” Hegseth explained. “Apparently, 10 years ago during the financial crisis, during the downturn, there were less trees planted. It takes about 10 years for a tree to be chopped down and put in your living room. Because of that shortage — basic supply and demand tells us that if you have less of it, it’s going to cost you a little bit more. You might be shelling out another 10, 15 bucks.”
“You can’t put a price tag on Christmas,” Boothe chimed in.
Hegseth suggested that the cost of Christmas trees could be averted by going to “middle America” and chopping down a tree, which he said he had done “many, many times.”
The President's favorite FoxNews show, y'all.
.@FoxNews is MUCH more important in the United States than CNN, but outside of the U.S., CNN International is still a major source of (Fake) news, and they represent our Nation to the WORLD very poorly. The outside world does not see the truth from them!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2017
Because, ya know "You can't put a price tag on Christmas." And wandering onto someone's property and chopping down their trees is A-OK in "middle America."
I remember people walking onto our property and cutting Christmas trees without permission, it's the reason there are none of several species in our woods.
ReplyDeleteSo FOX is advocating theft as a part of Christmas, how in keeping with their kleptocratic values.
Oh, and there's a Tardis on that thing.
ReplyDeleteOh hell yeah! My other tree is topped with a weeping Angel!
ReplyDeleteDon't blink!
And yeah, people should read their Robert Frost.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have noticed the Tardis except that I've had to go to a huuuugge monitor so I can read text.
ReplyDeleteI should do that, too.
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