Saturday Morning Conspiracy Theories

Barry Loudermilk tells OAN that the faces of J6ers are being blurred out on the videos to prevent “insurrection hunters out there” from identifying them. pic.twitter.com/h7Q6HgnvK6

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 8, 2023

Which is obstruction of justice, and why Johnson’s staff walked back his similar comments about blurring out faces.

I just learned so much about how the US government is terrible and we should leave poor Putin alone. pic.twitter.com/2sUsMEFfhv

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 9, 2023

Res ipsa loquitor.

Newsmax host and Jason Miller discuss their conspiracy that the Hunter indictment was timed to divert Muslim voters’ attention away from Biden’s support for Israel. pic.twitter.com/sbJcl90Z6L

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 9, 2023

I thought it was a conspiracy to protect Hunter Biden.

Now he’s Lady Diana Santos. pic.twitter.com/Thr49XAZL2

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 9, 2023

So which conspiracy protects Santos?

After Casey Desantis said today that they plan to flood Iowa with out-of-state voters for the caucus, the Iowa GOP issues a statement. pic.twitter.com/nQa8XtWTyg

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 9, 2023

I thought fake voters was a conspiracy theory. Funny how the real thing always involves Republicans.

😂 Casey DeSantis just asked Moms and Grandmoms from around the country to come to Iowa and illegally participate in the caucus to support Ron DeSantis.
Fact check: you have to be a resident of Iowa to participate in the caucus. pic.twitter.com/h2YnEdp2Ax

— Resolute Square (@ResoluteSquare) December 9, 2023

And yes, that really happened. Hell, they put it on video!

Charlie Kirk says he has told Trump privately that he thinks Ronna McDaniel has been planted by the Democrats to “infiltrate” the GOP to sabotage them, and that she probably wants Trump to go to prison. pic.twitter.com/dQJILwRvDP

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 8, 2023

If it’s a secret, it’s not a conspiracy theory. 

That’s not bad, but it can’t top this:

Since Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce started dating, MAGA has been developing a conspiracy theory that the relationship is a psychological op created by Democrats to put them together to join their two fan bases to defeat their Orange Jesus in 2024. Story …https://t.co/gk32OsVhq9

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 8, 2023

Now that’s a conspiracy theory worth promoting! 😈