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Trump: 3.5 million whose age goes from 140 to 149 years old. 1.3 -- it's coming down now slowly.

It's all a scam. The whole thing is a scam. pic.twitter.com/489FykSopE

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 22, 2025

The way you tell it, is. The truth is, it’s perfectly sound.

Trump: We are also going to fort Knox. I'm going to go with Elon. Because we want to see if the gold is still there. pic.twitter.com/WDtcTx2zvq

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 22, 2025

And I’m supposed to believe this guy is credible?

Trump: We will not allow anyone to cheat our seniors and those who will do that will be prosecuted by Pam Bondi and others. pic.twitter.com/I3CjKqj61B

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 22, 2025

But you can lie to them, right?

Trump: "If you don't report to work -- you know, that's another scam. If I'm staying home, my golf handicap would get down to a very low number. You'd be shocked if I told you the real number. But I'd be so good." pic.twitter.com/LhIauUpLC7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 22, 2025

You spent four days playing golf last week. We have the pictures. We also know you cheat (it’s well-documented). So your handicap has no relationship to reality, anyway.

Trump: I hope my greatest legacy will be as a peace maker, not a conquerer. I don't want to be a conquerer. pic.twitter.com/yT9L7Cj8Be

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 22, 2025

Ummm...

Trump: We're going to take back the Panama canal pic.twitter.com/WziddJDSof

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 22, 2025

Double "ummm..."

Trump: I was under investigation at a far greater level than Al Capone. These people are sick. I ended Joe Biden's weaponization as soon as I got in. I said I'm going to hit him with the same stuff. pic.twitter.com/b2kqtlbAC9

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 22, 2025

Twice (at least) in the same speech. Does he even listen to himself?

Trump: And as of January 20th, 2025, the dark days of flagrant corruption and total incompetence are over. pic.twitter.com/HiZBbiIMGe

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 22, 2025

Is that why your approval ratings are lower than any President’s except yours, from your first term? And Elmo’s are even lower? (Good reason to keep him around, right?)

When you've conditioned the media to ignore your public ramblings and lies, they don't give you the HE'S TOO OLD TO BE PRESIDENT, ARE WE SEEING THE EARLY SIGNS OF DEMENTIA?? coverage that they perfected when Joe Biden was President. 🙃 https://t.co/MRXrEYTOnS

— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) February 22, 2025

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

The Iconic Trump Dance, Known Around the World, Makes a Legendary Appearance at @CPAC! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/JN1ibqU1IK

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 22, 2025

Really? 

Let C-PAC end on that note.