I’m Old Enough To Remember When The FBI Was Efram Zimbalist, Jr

Kash Patel after his swearing in: "I know the media is in here ... you've written everything you possibly can about me that's fake, malicious, slanderous, and defamatory. Keep it coming. Bring it on." pic.twitter.com/07iqR8QFwt

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 21, 2025

This:

Patel: "Anyone that wishes to do harm to our way of life and our citizens, here and abroad, will face the full wrath of the DOJ & FBI. If you seek to hide in any corner of this country or planet, we will put on the world's largest manhunt & we will find you, & we will decide your end state. Not you" pic.twitter.com/XQwBzc7Zs7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 21, 2025

is a B-grade movie. In real life.

Kayleigh: The only one who could beat Daniel Craig and Sean Connery in my view would be Kash Patel. Kash Patel for Bond.

Jessica: That’s your type? pic.twitter.com/zPqQMQ3GFC

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 21, 2025

And sure enough, it gets worse.