In America?

Reporter: The president of Venezuela called the strike on the boat illegal

Trump: What’s illegal is the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs pic.twitter.com/ZjU0Fxmsky

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 14, 2025

I thought there’d been less traffic lately.

Trump: The hatred between Zelenskyy and Putin is unfathomable. We’re going to get it worked out one way or the other but what relatively soon pic.twitter.com/M2EYanulrQ

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 14, 2025

Two weeks. Two weeks and 24 hours. Easy-peasy.

Reporter: Do you think you will start with strikes on mainland Venezuela?

Trump: Well, we’ll see what happens pic.twitter.com/QtpQHjlOt9

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 14, 2025

If he invades Venezuela without Congressional approval, we’ll forget all about those pesky Epstein files! Worth it! (Of course, he also said he was going to “invade” several American cities, now he’s only going to Memphis, which “invited” him.)

Trump: Do you know how much is China is paying right now in tariffs? A lot pic.twitter.com/pmktYpBsSN

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 14, 2025

LOOK ON THE TARIFF SHELF!

Reporter: What is your message to Netanyahu about strikes on Qatar?

Trump: They have be very careful. They have to do something about Hamas. But Qatar has been a great ally to the US. A lot of people don’t know that. pic.twitter.com/HyfZlLN1Ab

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 14, 2025

(He didn’t know that until Qatar gave him a jet he’ll never use.)

Reporter: Is getting rid of Maduro an option?

Trump: It’s not an option or not option. We’ll see. He had an election that was wrong. It was almost corrupt as our election of 2020. pic.twitter.com/gShVjN5xDg

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 14, 2025

This not Nixon’s “madman theory.” Trump truly doesn’t know what he’s doing. But you can always count on him to chicken out.

He’s Trump joking about Nancy Pelosi’s husband getting assaulted, and the crowd laughing https://t.co/szyLEoABHf pic.twitter.com/mBwLwwq2cM

— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) September 14, 2025

And always denies responsibility.

Trump: They’re already under investigation. A lot of the people that are on the left—already under investigation. pic.twitter.com/KWii8x0iDJ

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 14, 2025

Because being “on the left” is now illegal. Or something. I think it’s because we lost 300 million Americans to drugs.