Someone Is Crawfishing 🦞

President Donald J. Trump has posted an update on the negotiations with Iran to Truth Social stating that negotiations are "proceeding in an orderly and constructive manner." pic.twitter.com/FVtS4ufYfi

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) May 24, 2026

Except when they aren’t:

Amidst increasingly contradictory reports on the deal between the U.S. and Iran, U.S. President Donald J. Trump posted yet again about the deal on his Truth Social app, lambasting critics of the reported deal framework and decrying past deals made with Iran. Per President Trump,… pic.twitter.com/dTV8b1pKeI

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) May 24, 2026

Amidst increasingly contradictory reports on the deal between the U.S. and Iran, U.S. President Donald J. Trump posted yet again about the deal on his Truth Social app, lambasting critics of the reported deal framework and decrying past deals made with Iran. Per President Trump, “it [the deal with Iran] isn’t even fully negotiated yet.”

Um....

According to a statement from U.S. President Donald J. Trump, following a call with the leaders of Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, and Bahrain, an agreement, surrounding the current memorandum of understanding on the table, “has… pic.twitter.com/TYSkCUbpX6

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) May 23, 2026

According to a statement from U.S. President Donald J. Trump, following a call with the leaders of Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, and Bahrain, an agreement, surrounding the current memorandum of understanding on the table, “has been largely negotiated.” Per the statement from President Trump, the final points of the deal are now being discussed and “the Strait of Hormuz will be opened.” Trump also spoke with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to fill him in on recent developments. Further announcements regarding the deal are forthcoming, per the president.

Half-negotiated? Or half-not negotiated? In any case, this has yet not to be true:

In other words, the war is over, we're stumbling toward some version of the JCPOA, America is out billions of dollars and lots of weapons that we didn't need to waste, and the United States is now weaker and Iran in a strategically stronger position.
And for what? pic.twitter.com/JXgbyAUWZs

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) May 24, 2026

Hard confirmation:

Jennings, even with his spin, confirms that the U.S. does indeed plan to give Iran money and sanctions relief and that opening the Strait (something that was already open prior to the war) is the initial priority pic.twitter.com/OfAvLbancJ

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) May 24, 2026

Reality has finally punctured Trump’s thick skull, and he’s going to make it go away while lying profusely about what he’s doing. Lying to himself, which means lying to the country. I’m betting the country doesn’t buy it.