This Is Literally All They’ve Got

Watters: Talarico is also 37 and not married. He says he has a girlfriend. He called her his best friend. He’s not revealing her identity because he wants to protect her privacy. Why haven’t we ever seen her before? Does she exist? If he wins, are they going to have a coming out… pic.twitter.com/yFskJ7tcsm

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 27, 2026

What the hell is he eating?

It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat.

Is that a tofu log? https://t.co/J9Uvch1RY7

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 27, 2026

New - Senate poll - Texas

🔵 Talarico 45%
🔴 Paxton 38%

PPP #B (🔵) - LV - 5/26 pic.twitter.com/lIwWm91T9P

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) May 27, 2026

😎

Kennedy on Talarico: This baby lotion soft child. He looks like such a beta male.

Perino: They will say he's a seminarian, how dare you!

Kennedy: He put the semen in seminarian… pic.twitter.com/6pyOzLTmC1

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 27, 2026

I mea, literally.