Monday, January 08, 2018

Executive Time!


“The time in the morning is a mix of residence time and Oval Office time but he always has calls with staff, Hill members, cabinet members and foreign leaders during this time,” Sanders said in a statement to Axios. “The President is one of the hardest workers I’ve ever seen and puts in long hours and long days nearly every day of the week all year long. It has been noted by reporters many times that they wish he would slow down because they sometimes have trouble keeping up with him.”

Thus spake Sarah Huckabee Sanders, but that doesn't explain why the tweet doesn't reference staff, Hill members, cabinet member, or foreign leaders, but rather:  Fox and Friends.

Who is having trouble keeping up with the President, and what are they having trouble keeping up with?

Of Angels and Pinheads


During one of the GOP conventions (for W., I think, and probably the second one) Jon Stewart, when he was still on air, and Ted Koppel, playing eminence grise before he finally left the stage in front of the cameras, were having a discussion about GOP rhetoric.  Stewart wondered what Koppel would do if a speaker at the convention declared Koppel a drug dealer, and called for his arrest and conviction.  Koppel calmly replied he'd report the story, and refute it later.  Stewart was gobsmacked, as well he should have been; but Koppel clearly considered such a possibility as likely as pigs flying, or water running uphill.

The prelude to that event was Pat Buchanan's speech to the GOP convention when, if memory serves, Poppy Bush won the nomination the first time.  Molly Ivins averred that she thought it sounded better in the original German, and everyone laughed, and no one was disturbed.

My, how times change:

“Okay, you’re not answering the questions,” [Jake] Tapper said [to Stephen Miller]. “I get it. There’s one viewer that you care about right now and you’re being obsequious because you’re trying to please him. I’ve wasted enough of my viewers time.”
It turns out Mr. Miller had to be escorted out of the building by security.  Even Pat Buchanan was never so obtuse.  But that's just where it started:




Imagine Ted Koppel making that kind of response to the President of the United States.  Imagine any President, prior to Trump, behaving this way.  We are so far beyond the complaints of Pat Buchanan we can't see him in the rearview mirror.  Jokes about "the original German" don't even apply, here.


Michael Wolff told BBC radio that his conclusion in “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House”– that Trump is not fit to do the job — was becoming a widespread view.

“I think one of the interesting effects of the book so far is a very clear emperor-has-no-clothes effect,” Wolff said in an interview broadcast on Saturday.

“The story that I have told seems to present this presidency in such a way that it says he can’t do his job,” Wolff said.

“Suddenly everywhere people are going ‘oh my God, it’s true, he has no clothes’. That’s the background to the perception and the understanding that will finally end … this presidency.”
Jim Newell cites this as proof of Wolffe's penchant for self-aggrandizement; since Trump, of course we're all hyper-aware of this condition, and see it everywhere.  But is he right?

The only really shocking thing about Wolff’s book is that this conclusion could be treated as revelatory. You don’t need Michael Wolff to show you that Donald Trump is the antithesis of a functional president of the United States. You just need eyes and ears.

Wolff, who shares his subject’s penchant for self-aggrandizement, believes the details in his book are of the kind that will bring about the end of Trump’s presidency. 
Newell is right; one does only need eyes and ears; but the media, which prides itself on serving that purpose for the body politic, is only now admitting that, indeed, the Emperor might be....naked?

Imagine that Jake Tapper interview a year ago.  What has changed about Stephen Miller?  Nothing.  He's still the obnoxious prick he always was.  But now Jake Tapper can accuse him of sucking up to Donald Trump (and Trump helpfully proves it within 10 minutes; he really is our man on their side), and nobody gives Tapper a side-eye.  He can even defend himself against Trump's uninformed and ignorant (and lying?) tweet, and nobody bats a journalistic ethical eye.  Where are the calls for Olympian objectivity, objections that Tapper is becoming part of the story, swoons in the editorial rooms?  Jake Tapper is no Hunter S. Thompson; CNN doesn't engage in gonzo journalism.  And yet, where Ted Koppel would have simply reported the lie Jon Stewart put forth as a hypothetical, Jake Tapper will have none of it, and everyone approves (at least tacitly).

What has changed, except that Michael Wolffe has finally allowed us to have the national conversation we've all been having?  Now the media can discuss the open secret that Mr. Newell says is no secret at all.  But, sadly, it was, until Mr. Wolffe's book:  until the stories were reported ahead of time, until the President of the United States tried to impose prior restraint, not for national security purposes, but simply because he didn't like what his staff was saying about him (very little of what Mr. Wolffe reported has been challenged, aside from a wrong name or two.  NPR complains more about the tone than the substance, and sniffs that "literal" is not a bad thing for news accounts to be.  "Pretty weenie", to quote one of my favorite episodes of "Cheers" (yes, Netflix; sue me)).  Trump insists he gave Wolff no White House access, but Wolffe was seen in and around the building, and who believes Trump, anyway?

Well, maybe NPR and other members of the press still give the POTUS the benefit of the doubt.  But after this book, after this weekend, they are going to have a hard time complaining about Wolffe on the basis that his book says Rupert Murdoch called Trump "a fucking idiot," but elsewhere Wolffe printed the quote as "a fucking moron."  Yeah, there's a world of difference there, especially in a world where we're worried about how many angels could dance on the head of a pin.

Fissures are opening here, in other words.  It may even be that Trump is losing the PR battle:  if  Jake Tapper feels emboldened to shut down Stephen Miller, and Trump's "Fake Media" award is met more with derision than defense, and his attacks on the NFL fizzled, and his constant appeals to Wall Street's numbers prove he has nothing else to talk about, it may be he's lost the power to control the narrative.  The attack on Wolffe Trump hoped to inspire didn't really get very far, but it was gamely carried out by the more august members of the Fourth Estate who carried water for Trump trying to protect their fiefdom from charges that all they really do is traffic in gossip (gossip about matters slightly more important than who is sleeping with whom in your neighborhood, but nonetheless).   Wolffe, they have uniformly declared, is not "one of them.  "Objectivity" is one way they establish that distinction; but objectivity means never pointing out that the President is, indeed, naked.

Or, as Mr. Wolffe says, Mr. Trump can't do this job.  Mr. Newell is right: that fact is obvious to anyone with eyes and ears.  But "objectivity" stops the eyes and ears of the most august journalists.  Chuck Todd got no further than "'a lot of little errors' and small factual errors that 'add up.' "  If that's the most the "journalists" have, they don't have anything.  That they think this makes them "objective" is sad, but inevitable.

Will they ever acknowledge that the emperor is, indeed, naked?  Will anyone even emulate Jake Tapper and deny another Trump toady air-time to be so obsequious?  It would be considered a bad precedent if that happens; but is it worse than the precedent of pretending the Emperor is bedecked in the finest regalia, simply because he is the only Emperor we have?

ADDING: And NPR this morning pursues the horse race, asking if the GOP wants to be talking about Trump's tweets. NPR cannot, of course, discuss those tweets and what they say about the state of mind of the head of state and Commander in Chief. No, that would never do. He who has ears had better cover them; and their eyes, too.

Sunday, January 07, 2018

Loose Tweets Sink Truths


Apparently Wall Street created another $1 trillion in value since Friday (which is truly amazing since it's been closed all weekend):


I went looking for the source of these numbers.  Stuart Varney claimed Trump had created $4 trillion in value as of July 20th:

Look at this: since his election win, the Trump rally has added $4.1 trillion to the nation's wealth. Anyone with a 401k, an IRA, college savings, retirement savings, mutual funds. Anyone with a dime in the market has taken a piece of that $4 trillion.

You'll note there's absolutely no basis for that claim, making it a perfectly Trumpian exclamation.  No citation to statistics, a source, a reason for the calculation, nothing.  Media Matters tells me the claim is based on the Wilshire Index, one of many that has shown stock value rising since 2009, a rise that continued into 2017.  What Trump didn't do, was stop it.  Well, no surprise there.

To put that in perspective, though, the Wilshire Index showed a gain of $2.2 trillion from November 8, 2016, to January 26, 2017.  However, by March 6, 6 weeks later, the gain was $3 trillion since the same November date.  By November 8, 2017, it was $5.4 trillion. 

Greg Valliere, chief global strategist at Horizon Investments, says outgoing Federal Reserve chair Janet Yellen deserves “much of the credit” because the Fed’s policy of low interest rates has helped maintain a good economy and “favors stocks over other investments.”
Which is interesting because Trump replaced Yellen, and because the Fed has been favoring stocks over other investments.  And, of course, despite the Wilshire Index and the daily reports on the DJIA, stock market reports are not considered leading economic indicators.

But I digress....

So where does the "$7 trillion" number come from?  Trump's gift for exaggeration, obviously, as the market was closed between those two tweets.  Where did the $6 trillion number come from?  Wishful thinking perhaps, though it's not beyond the realm of possibility the total market value has risen by $0.6 trillion since early November.

The President lies so regularly you can't really trust him to tell you his own name.

Unintended Humor Dept.


Is this what he means?






"Surely a revelation is at hand!"


So on the first day of Epiphany (yes, it's a season.  Ask the Cajuns in southern Louisiana; there's a reason for Mardi Gras; it's the last celebration of Epiphany before Ash Wednesday.  King Cakes ringing a bell with anyone?  Ok, snark over.) this happened:



And the President immediately signaled he had nothing better to do, and he can watch news other than FoxNews:



Which prompted this panel at FoxNews:


“On the subject of the president watching television,” Kurtz began. “Earlier today a White House official, Stephen Miller, was on CNN talking to anchor Jake Tapper. He turned on his former colleague Steve Bannon and called his remarks in the book ‘grotesque and vindictive.’ And also said that CNN is 24 hours of anti-Trump hysteria.”

“It was a very testy interview,” Kurtz admitted before reading President’s Trump’s tweeted response to Tapper, and adding that Trump was obviously watching.

“Yeah, he just guaranteed the rebroadcast of that show, those rating are going to go through the roof,” campaign strategist Mo Elleithee agreed.

“I didn’t see anything unfair in Tapper’s questions although it was a testy interview” the Fox host offered.

“That’s right, and I haven’t seen the whole interview yet,” Elleithee stated. “But there was a clip at the end where Tapper was trying to ask Miller several questions and Miller, all he would do was just lavish the president with effusive personal praise to the point where Tapper said you’re only speaking to an audience of one right now.”

“Moments later, the president verified that with his tweet,” Elleithee added with a smirk.

“I guess he doesn’t just watch Fox News,” conservative commentator Gayle Trotter added as the panel began to laugh.
Yes, they noted nothing unfair in the interview, and mocked the President both for watching TV news and for boosting interest in a show on CNN, just as he did with Michael Wolff's book (nothing promotes a book like trying to ban it from publication).  And this also happened on FoxNews:



“The CIA does psychological profiles of world leaders,” Wallace observed. “What would you say about a world leader who refers to himself as a ‘very stable genius’?”

Pompeo, however, refused to answer the question.

“I’m not going to dignify that question with a response,” the CIA director insisted. “This is a man who is leading the United States of America and who engages with the intelligence community in ways that are sophisticated. He deals with the most complex issues and has handled them in a way that I great admiration and respect for. We’re keeping America safe.”

“You say you’re keeping America safe,” Wallace pressed. “By raising questions about the president fitness, in a sense — and the president became a part of it, making this the big topic this week — has this book weakened our country, weakened our standing around the world?”

“No,” Pompeo replied without offering an explanation.
I know the WSJ editorial board abandoned Trump from the git-go, but now FoxNews is following Shep Smith and abandoning ship U.S.S. Trump Forever?

I've been outside today and didn't notice anything unusual; but now I'm afraid I'll see pigs flying and water running uphill..... 

Saturday, January 06, 2018

We've Always Done It This Way!, Dept.


As somebody who's been pumping his own gas since 1971, this is hilarious!

As of Jan. 1, gas stations in counties with a population of less than 40,000 are permitted to offer self-service. While the change in the law is expected to affect a small number of people, Oregonians took to social media to express their discontent – and were subsequently mocked by residents of the other 48 states that allow self-service. New Jersey is the only other state that prohibits drivers from pumping their own gas.
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Since 1951, Oregon law has required all gas stations to have attendants; but for the past two years, stations in certain rural counties have been permitted to offer self-service from 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.

IOW, four years before I was born.   It's tradition, I tells ya!  No, seriously:

"I think a lot of people are still going to just keep it going the way it is because Oregonians, for better or for worse, we are traditional people," Acker says. "We stand by our traditions since 1951 when this law passed."

I'm guessing they may change their minds when rural areas get Costco gas.

But much of the outcry on social media didn't call on tradition. The responses to a now-viral Facebook post by a local TV station ranged from concerns about smelling like gasoline to being attacked by drifters lurking around stations. Some said they didn't even know how to pump gas.

"I don't even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian ... I say NO THANKS! I don't like to smell like gasoline!" one woman commented on the post.

I'm 62 and DO know how to pump gas.  Somehow this strikes me as not knowing how to thread a needle, or roast a chicken; or mash potatoes, for that matter.  And the only time I smell like gasoline is....well, I never smell like gasoline, actually.

"No! Disabled, seniors, people with young children in the car need help," another woman wrote. "Not to mention getting out of your car with transients around and not feeling safe too. This is a very bad idea. Grr."

I actually got out of the car to pump gas with my daughter in a car seat.  If you have young children in your car NOT in a car seat, what's up with that?  Is Oregon THAT backwards?

Acker says she filmed a video to help her fellow Oregonians learn how to pump gas, noting the danger in wildly spraying it in the air like in the movie Zoolander.

Granted, I saw people in rural Illinois in the winter keep their cars running at the pump.  Might as well have been spraying gasoline in the air.

Some of the concerns weren't completely dramatic. In fact, Disability Rights Oregon pointed out that the Americans with Disabilities Act requires self-service gas stations to assist customers with disabilities.

Which is why Costco has attendants who will help you if you need it; even have a convenient button on each pump so you can summon help.  This isn't exactly rocket science anymore.



And now he's lost his grip entirely




And yes, Virginia, there is a FoxNew connection:


I think Michael Wolffe may be right:

“I think one of the interesting effects of the book so far is a very clear emperor-has-no-clothes effect,” Wolff said in an interview broadcast on Saturday.

“The story that I have told seems to present this presidency in such a way that it says he can’t do his job,” Wolff said.

“Suddenly everywhere people are going ‘oh my God, it’s true, he has no clothes’. That’s the background to the perception and the understanding that will finally end … this presidency.”
The tweets are the statements of a 70 year old man.  Children on playgrounds across America are embarrassed for him.

Epiphany 2018


More music appropriate to the day (there's more to Epiphany than "We Three Kings"!).

Twelfth Night


The great unintended irony of Shakespeare's comedy is that Malvolio is a Puritan and a prig and the butt of the jokes of the comic characters in the play.  Shakespeare is absolutely merciless towards him.  Why is that ironic?  Well, because it was the Puritans that nearly killed Christmas for us, and left it to our mercantilism (another vestige of Yankee Puritanism) to recover, not with the generosity of spirit exemplified by the reformed Scrooge (Dickens "invented Christmas"?  Then why are there no Christmas trees in "A Christmas Carol," no Santa Claus, no exchange of presents or even expectation of presents in the Cratchit house?  Bob doesn't even apologize for have nothing to give the children; all they expect is a meal and the family together for at least one day.) but with the retail heart of "A Night Before Christmas" where the peddler opens his pack to leave delights for the sleeping children.  As I have mentioned before, modern American Christmas celebrations have nothing to do with the traditions of the holiday, which used to focus solely on giving to others and sharing abundance and putting on a feast for friends (Scrooge's nephew keeps that alive, and it occurred earlier in Dickens in The Pickwick Papers.  None of the Christmas stories Dickens wrote have anything to do with Santa Claus and shopping.)  It was always more like this:


Or this:

Or Good King Wenceslas looking out on the feast of St. Stephen (Dec. 26; a day preserved in Catholic Ireland, but known as "Boxing Day," or the servants one official day off a year, in Protestant England); or the origin story of St. Nicholas, throwing bags of gold in a window so a poor father can provide a dowry for his three daughters.  We never let that take root in this country.  We only let the German paradeisbaum in because of Victorian England, and we made gift giving all about giving to our dependents, not to peers, and Christmas so much an affair of the family that when it falls on a Sunday the mega-churches that catch everyone's religious attention, close to allow family to be put before God, as it was meant to be.

Oh, don't get me started!

It was the Puritans who killed Christmas in this country, outlawing it for as long as they could (it actually survived better in the Anglican South until the spiritual heirs of the Puritans, the Southern Baptists, rose to cultural prominence and hegemony.  Some of my best friends are Southern Baptists, but let's be honest here.).   We lost even the idea of Twelfth Night, and reduced the 12 Days of Christmas to an annoying song nobody likes but everyone has to hear at least once a year.  Epiphany, or Twelfth Night, was the bookend celebration to the Christmas Day feast, and like Christmas before trees and chimneys and Father Christmas, was a time of games and play and pleasure and festivity.

Yeah, we lost all of that.  Our festivities happen frantically in early December, and by the 25th we're exhausted and anticipating only the cleaning up of wrapping paper and dishes.  Which is why I repeat Auden every year about this time:

Well, so that is that. Now we must dismantle the tree,
Putting the decorations back into their cardboard boxes --
Some have got broken -- and carrying them up to the attic.
The holly and the mistletoe must be taken down and burnt,
And the children got ready for school. There are enough
Left-overs to do, warmed-up, for the rest of the week --
Not that we have much appetite, having drunk such a lot,
Stayed up so late, attempted -- quite unsuccessfully --
To love all of our relatives, and in general
Grossly overestimated our powers. Once again
As in previous years we have seen the actual Vision and failed
To do more than entertain it as an agreeable
Possibility, once again we have sent Him away,
Begging though to remain His disobedient servant,
The promising child who cannot keep His word for long.
The Christmas Feast is already a fading memory,
And already the mind begins to be vaguely aware
Of an unpleasant whiff of apprehension at the thought
Of Lent and Good Friday which cannot, after all, now
Be very far off. But, for the time being, here we all are,
Back in the moderate Aristotelian city
Of darning and the Eight-Fifteen, where Euclid's geometry
And Newton's mechanics would account for our experience,
And the kitchen table exists because I scrub it.
It seems to have shrunk during the holidays. The streets
Are much narrower than we remembered; we had forgotten
The office was as depressing as this. To those who have seen
The Child, however dimly, however incredulously,
The Time Being is, in a sense, the most trying time of all.
For the innocent children who whispered so excitedly
Outside the locked door where they knew the presents to be
Grew up when it opened. Now, recollecting that moment
We can repress the joy, but the guilt remains conscious;
Remembering the stable where for once in our lives
Everything became a You and nothing was an It.
And craving the sensation but ignoring the cause,
We look round for something, no matter what, to inhibit
Our self-reflection, and the obvious thing for that purpose
Would be some great suffering. So, once we have met the Son,
We are tempted ever after to pray to the Father;
"Lead us into temptation and evil for our sake."
They will come, all right, don't worry; probably in a form
That we do not expect, and certainly with a force
More dreadful than we can imagine. In the meantime
There are bills to be paid, machines to keep in repair,
Irregular verbs to learn, the Time Being to redeem
From insignificance. The happy morning is over,
The night of agony still to come; the time is noon:
When the Spirit must practice his scales of rejoicing
Without even a hostile audience, and the Soul endure
A silence that is neither for nor against her faith
That God's Will will be done, That, in spite of her prayers,
God will cheat no one, not even the world of its triumph.

May it be unto you according to your faith.

Friday, January 05, 2018

11th Day of Christmas 2018



I haven't kept up with the 12 days of Christmas as I had intended to, so I'm catching up at the end.  My favorite Christmas song this season (I have far too many Christmas albums, so "Christmas song" is a loosely identified term here).

And this, from the same album, is my second favorite:


I start the Christmas music late in December at Chez Adventus, so I can keep it going through January 6th.

The President's Grip on Reality is Getting All Sweaty


The President of the United States is losing the thread.  That tweet isn't the only indication that he can only think in campaign mode, or that he is repeating himself because he thinks it will make something happen, or even mean something.

Yeah, about that:  there's a reason the DJIA is not a leading economic indicator:

I'm guessing FoxNews is suddenly "The Fake News Media."
Michael Wolffe says he interviewed Trump on the record.  Who you gonna believe?  Trump, or your lyin' eyes?  Or his lyin' Twitter feed?
No, we've covered that already.  Funny, though, the lack of statistics on "jobs jobs jobs" is telling.  And if that $6 trillion in value all went to shareholders, it's not exactly evenly distributed across the nation, is it?  Or is it trickle down, which the fellow described as:  "The horse gets the oats, you get what trickles down."  In support of that, let me just add this to the mix:

With that said, it’s worth remembering that most stocks in the U.S. are owned by millionaires. The top 10 percent of Americans, with net-worths of $1.1 million or more, control almost 84 percent of household-owned stocks (that includes the mutual funds in retirement accounts like 401Ks). While there’s some evidence that Americans spend a bit more when stocks are up, which helps the real economy, the bull market is directly benefiting a relatively small, wealthy slice of the country.

Like the people Trump REALLY hangs out with; or at least plays golf with.


Yeah, that's a reasonable response to a criminal investigation and the work of several grand juries, and the indictments and plea agreements of four people so far.  Oh, and corrupting the FBI and DOJ by using it to investigate your "enemies."  Hell, Nixon was impeached for just threatening to do that.


Isn't there something else you should be doing?  Besides watching FoxNews, I mean:

But here’s what is shocking: After comparing the president’s tweets with Fox's coverage every day since October, I can tell you that the Fox-Trump feedback loop is happening far more often than you think. There is no strategy to Trump’s Twitter feed; he is not trying to distract the media. He is being distracted. He darts with quark-like speed from topic to topic in his tweets because that’s how cable news works.
And if you're hoping the 25th Amendment will save us:  just don't.

Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office. 
Do you see Pence and a majority of the principal officers of the executive departments doing that?  Why do you think Trump regularly holds those public tongue bath sessions?  Even if they did, even a nominally Democratically controlled Congress couldn't muster the votes for removal from office.  A two-thirds vote would require a replacement of Republicans at a rate literally impossible before 2020, since only 1/3rd of the Senate is up for election in 2018, and some of those are Democrats already.

No, we just have to ride this one out, and impose what controls we can through what elected representatives we can elect.

Happy New Year, y'all. 

Thursday, January 04, 2018

Too many tweets, my dear Mozart!

And then, two hours later:


And, of course, "misnomer" in the first appearance is not the right word at all.  Despite his claim he has all the "best words."  But first he meets with the press, and then he appears on videotape to the press?

And yeah, it all looks like this:

And while we're having fun with Twitter, the President's lawyers threatened Michael Wolff and his publisher with a lawsuit, and sought the wholly un-American option of prior restraint (actually the point of telling the story of WaPo and the Pentagon Papers in a Spielberg movie) as a remedy.


The original publication date was January 9.  I don't know how that gets to a bookstore near you by tomorrow, but it is possible it was in transit already to be held until next Tuesday (no, I don't download or buy from Amazon, why do you ask?).   And could the President look like a bigger idiot?


Why yes, yes he could.  The football season ended Sunday.  There are playoff games, and the Super Bowl, but Trump lost that fight over players kneeling.  The owners can't stop 'em, the league can't stop 'em, and nobody cares anymore.  Even his election fraud commission failed because of his ignorance and incompetence:


The refusal was so bipartisan even Kansas couldn't release the data its former Secretary of State's commission was asking for.  State laws, which aren't really partisan on this issue at all, prevailed, not politicians.

As ever, Trump refuses to let anyone take his shovel away.

Welcome to the mirror house


The new year is a good time to ruminate; and I've been ruminating on all the "bests" lists and why they just annoy me.

Don't worry, I don't tell you.

But with the new season of "Black Mirror" on Netflix (which, yes, is like "Game of Thrones" on premium cable, accessible only to those willing to pay; reminds me of the toll roads around here accessible only by tags that require you to have a functioning bank account or, better, a credit card.  Keeps the riff-raff off the "public roads," donchaknow, darling!), I start re-watching some of the shows, largely because a "best of" list ranked the episodes and left me, not for the first time, wondering what critical faculties most on-line "critics" actually have.

I said I wouldn't go there, and I won't.

It started me thinking of common threads in the shows.  The most apparent is technology that carries over from one show to the next; more commonly now, it is the concept of technology that is common, especially the idea that consciousness (whatever that is; pace Daniel Dennett, but you didn't figure it out) can be stored as digital data.  It's one of those leaps that is magic when Harry Potter stands over Dumbledore's pensieve and watches events he didn't participate in happen around him, but is "science!" when used in science fiction.  Whatever.  The point is "Black Mirror" often plays with the possibilities of controlling our perceptions, and that control can, in the "Black Mirror" universe, extend to control of our consciousness itself.

But not in the 1950's "Manchurian Candidate" brain-washing way.  We're all too sophisticated for that.  We all understand (well, those of us who didn't watch "24" and think it was a documentary, or should have been) that torture only forces you to say what your torturer wants to hear; anything to make the pain stop.  Brain-washing and torture are not the way of "Black Mirror" stories; but punishment is.

There is a thread through many of the stories that is all about punishment and how we wield it and how we use it just to be punitive; not to be corrective, not to even extract information we think can only be extracted under duress (that plays a part in a moment), but just because we have the power.   Several episodes over several seasons illustrate the point, starting with the first and most famous episode: "National Anthem."

If you've heard of this, you know the story line:  the PM of Britain is blackmailed into having sex with a pig in order to save the life of a Princess Diana-character who has been kidnapped and held hostage.  The PM does it, live and on-line, and is shattered personally and politically by the experience.  Worse, though, the kidnapper, who has cut off his own finger to convince the authorities he will kill the princess (they don't have time to examine the finger carefully before the deadline to broadcast the act), kills himself after releasing the princess unharmed.  Seeking to punish the PM, or at least exert power over him, he ends up realizing he has punished himself and he can't live with the responsibility of his act.

Let that set the tone.

"White Bear" in season two makes the punishment the point of the show.  The protagonist is doomed to relive her act of murder over and over again, every day having her memory wiped so she doesn't realize she's in a prison which is actually a public park where voyeurs can watch as she is tormented by a situation that occurs over and over again, but which starts anew for her each day.  Society extracts its pound of flesh and then some.

In season 3 it's "Nosedive" and "Shut up and Dance."  Both involve the power of social media to invade human privacy.  In "Nosedive" all human value depends on one's approval rating, which can rocket or collapse, and leaves one constantly dependent on the kindness of strangers (of which there is precious little, especially if being kind to you will ruin their ratings.)  "Shut Up and Dance" is straight up blackmail as a young boy who posts something on the internet he shouldn't have, is forced into one horrific situation after another, until his anonymous tormenter leads the protagonist to his death.  "Men Against Fire" plays with perception, as soldiers' sensory perceptions are altered to suit the needs of the society, and they are forced to accept this condition because the punishment is to relive their actions as they actually happened, rather than as they saw and heard them happening.  It would take awhile to explain, but the point of the technology is to punish one group in society (who are deemed sub-human; you can slot in Jews or blacks or any group you want here) by controlling another group in society (the soldiers who volunteer for the duty of hunting down and killing the unwanted group).  The soldiers literally see them as monsters and beasts; the punishment replays what they did, but now they see scared human beings pleading for their lives.  Their punishment can be to relive those moments endlessly.

Which brings us around to "White Christmas," the very best of this story line.   Jon Hamm plays a man in a room with another man (a British actor you wouldn't recognize, so lets keep this simple) on Christmas Day.  Hamm cooks a light breakfast for the day, as there is little food in the place.  He speaks of having been there for 5 years, and coaxes the man into discussing his life before this room and the job they both do on any day but Christmas day.  To do this, Hamm describes his life first.

There are two stories here.  One is Hamm guiding a young man with negligible social skills through a party in an attempt to pick up a date.  Hamm speaks to the man through an implant; only the man can hear Hamm's voice, and the implant allows Hamm to look through his client's eyes.  In short order things go wrong because the woman the client ends up with overhears the man apparently talking to himself (actually to Hamm), concludes he, too, hears voices as she does, and she tricks him into a suicide pact where they are both poisoned to be "free" from the voices.  Hamm doesn't report the murder because his dating service is illegal, but the upshot first is that his wife "blocks" him on her Z-eyes.

Everyone has Z-eyes, it turns out, and they can be controlled, so all Hamm can see of his wife is a shimmering outline, and he can't hear anything she says; nor can she hear or see him.  His marriage quickly dissolves, but that's only the first story.

Hamm's job, it turns out, is more legitimate.  He works for a company that puts a chip into the heads of clients, leaves it for a brief time, then removes it and puts that chip in a device about the size of a hen's egg.  The chip contains a copy of the client's consciousness.  It is, effectively, a person, but one completely under the control of the operator, who is Hamm.  The digital copy perceives itself as the person, but it isn't, and Hamm completely controls its environment.  The idea is the digital copy will control all services of the house just as the original would do, thus making the house perfectly comfortable to the owner.  Echo on steroids, if you will, and somewhere well beyond mere AI.  Of course, the copy is human, or thinks it is, and must be, as Hamm explains, broken into service (much the way a horse is trained to accept a rider).  Hamm does this by changing the sense of time in the environment.  In the time it takes Hamm to eat half a slice of toast, the copy experiences 6 months of time, with nothing to do.  The copy quickly learns to accept its new existence.

You need that concept of punishment to get to the end of the story.  Now Hamm has finally won his roommate's confidence, and the man tells his story.  He had a girlfriend, and she got pregnant.  He wanted her to keep it, she didn't want to, he grew belligerent, and she blocked him (remember that?).  She quit her job, finally, and moved to avoid him, then got a court order blocking him completely; even the child she has is invisible to him.  A child he knows about because he has seen her outline, and seen she is pregnant, and because she visits her father every year at Christmas, and he sees a child playing there.

Time passes, in other words; and then she dies in a train crash, and the block ends with her death.  He returns to her father's house on Christmas day to see his daughter, but finds a girl of obviously Asian descent.  He is not the father (he's a bog-standard Caucasian Brit).  Shattered by this knowledge, he lashes out in anger at the grandfather, a blow that kills the old man.  He stumbles out into the snow, and drives off in an emotional fog, where he is picked up by the police days later, a drunk sleeping in the streets.  The young girl, it turns out, hid in the house until the next day, then wandered out into the snow seeking help, where she died of exposure.

And then we learn Hamm has befriended the man in order to get this confession, and the man he has been talking to is a digital copy of the original, who still sits resolutely silent in a jail cell, refusing to confess his crimes.   Gaining someone's trust is far more effective than torture would ever be.  Hamm's efforts clear him of criminal prosecution for his crimes (the first story), but not from being put on "the registry."  He is blocked to everyone, and everyone is blocked to him.  They appear as silvery silhouettes, but his is fire engine red.  We see one young man in the crowded plaza at the end of the story apparently weighing his options for attacking Hamm with no reprisal from the authorities, as Hamm would never be able to identify him.   Hamm's punishment is not only loss of social contact, and it is not only going to be carried out by the government.  Most of the punishments in "Black Mirror" are like that; we are complicit, and anonymous, through technology.

As for the copy, he is left in the room alone with a radio endlessly playing one Christmas song, and the time sense cranked up to 1000 years per minute, in a punishment that will be left for at least 24 hours, as its Christmas Day and everyone is going home for the holiday.  The original will be punished by the justice system, but the copy is at the mercy of the individual officers who could do it the mercy of simply deleting it, but prefer instead to punish it in ways they can't punish the human being.

And the question is:  who among us would not wield that power, if we could?

"Black Mirror" is often compared to "The Twilight Zone," but without fail the people who were punished in that series had earned our enmity before the punishment was justly meted out; and the punishment always fit the crime.  It's not hard to want to see Hamm's character, or the other man, punished; but the punishment doesn't fit the crime.  In most of the other stories, punishment is a matter of having control, of being able to punish, which is really what the punishments are in "White Christmas."  "Hated in the Nation," from season 3, is unusual in that the villain of the piece wants to use the power of technology to punish society.  It's almost a classic villain piece, with a hero who finally prevails and brings justice.  More commonly, justice is a matter of vengeance ("Black Museum," which may be why so many don't seem to like it) or there is no justice, just vengeance ("Shut Up and Dance"), just punishment ("White Bear").  Or there is justice, but what good is it? ("National Anthem")  And really, justice or its failure is not even the issue:  its the question of power, and what we would do with it.  "We are as gods, so we might as well get good at it," Stewart Brand said in justifying "The Whole Earth Catalog," but he was completely wrong.  We aren't as gods because we can manufacture and purchase stuff that makes life easier or more interesting; we are as gods because we can gain control over other people, the absolute control of their perceptions; and then what?  "Arkangel" answers that question as a mother who wants to protect her child ends up almost destroying her child, all because she maintained control of her daughter's perceptions for far, far, too long, and more completely than she realized.  And even when she realized it, she couldn't resist the temptation to keep using it.

Who among us would not wield that power, if we could?  Some are saying, as Dave Chapelle does in his new Netflix shows, that Trump is a watershed experience that will lead the nation away from what he represents; and it's hard not to see so much that is wrong with public life in the person of Donald Trump, and to be repulsed by it.  Maybe he will be a national object lesson.  But "Black Mirror" asks a more trenchant question:  who among us will resist the temptation to use the new power technology is giving us.  No, the direct access to consciousness is not available to us yet, and may never be.  But the indirect access, through social media and 24/7 news cycles, is affective enough to be as destructive as the nightmares of "Black Mirror."

Who among us will not wield that power, if we can?

Wednesday, January 03, 2018

The REAL "Distraction"



"Distraction" is all the rage, now.  Everything Trump says or tweets or tells his Press Secretary to say is just a distraction from something else (so even when he brags about the size of his nuclear button?).  Even George Lakoff is trying to resurrect his reputation as a political seer with a new argument that Trump is crazy like a fox (or he's just a chaos agent, and to ordinary people it looks like he's strategic and systematic about it).  There is a problem with this argument, and it's mostly because it ignores the impact of FoxNews (Occam's Razor, bitchez!).  But the other problem is this:

When asked about Trump's bizarre tweet about North Korea, Huckabee Sanders had the typical response.

First, blame Obama. To a question about whether a tweet like Trump's helped, Shuckabee shot back, "I think what didn't help was the complacency and silence of the previous administration."

Oh. Thanks, Obama, for not getting us nuked. Much appreciated.

But wait, there's more. "This is a president who leads through strength and he's going to do that and he's going to focus on everything that he can do in order to keep Americans safe and he's not going to be pushed around by the leader of North Korea."

No, instead he will apparently publicly waggle his private parts in Kim Jong Un's general direction and brag about the size of his button, as if this is somehow also Obama's fault.

Huckabee Sanders went on to "DC-ify" her statement, reiterating policy as though it is somehow perfectly normal to threaten another nation on social media as long as policy exists.

NBC News Kristen Welker was not going to let it go.

"You just said that people should question the mental fitness of Kim Jong-Un. isn't it dangerous for the president to be taunting him on Twitter," she asked. (Duh, Kristen, yes.)

"I don't think that it's taunting to stand up for the people of this country," Sarah replied with a disingenuous toss of her head. "What's dangerous is to ignore the continued threats."

And then, as if to make the circle complete, she once again blamed Obama, lamenting that if he had just "dealt with North Korea, dealt with Iran instead of sitting by doing nothing we wouldn't have to clean up their mess now."

This is not genius at work, nor is it yet another example of the errant stupidity of the Press Secretary, or even just the continuing mendacious defense of a thoroughly incompetent President.  The problem is the idea that the only two players on the international stage are the President of the United States and any other single country.  The "deal" with Iraq (which, by the way, is what people in Iraq are rioting about.  They were promised that the lifting of sanctions would release the engine of their economy.  Oops.  Didn't happen, and now government has no one to blame for the economy going south.  Trump could help that situation turning his phone off.) was a multi-national arrangement.  Trump can no more withdraw from it than he can invite himself to Buckingham Palace.  Any withdrawal would, much like the Paris Accords, just leave the U.S. high and dry.  As for North Korea, there are several countries involved, not least of which is South Korea, ground zero for any war with the northern part of the peninsula, nuclear or otherwise.  What, you think the fallout from our nukes would respect national borders?

That's the truly frightening bit:  that Trump still think it's a personal grudge-match with whatever foreign leader he wants to tweet at, and that all that matters is what his Twitter followers think.  Yes, it's dangerous to taunt another country on Twitter (anybody paying attention to Pakistan?  They haven't forgotten what Trump tweeted.); but it's more dangerous to think there are only ever two countries in the world at one time:  us, and whoever Trump is taunting.

My button's bigger than yours!



The fair questions that Franken’s defenders—and as I noted in my previous column on this, I’m not just his defender but a friend since the time we were both Shorenstein fellows in 2003—are these. 

Maybe Al Franken is better off staying out of politics:

But that isn’t the main point. The main point is that Franken didn’t have a chance to defend himself. He has maintained publicly that he didn’t do most of the things he’s been accused of. Democrats are supposed to believe in things like a fair process and hearing both sides and letting a person defend himself. In this case, they did not. They will face, and deserve to face, very tough questions of their own, starting with New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, who started this Queen of Hearts-ish avalanche. She came in for a lot of heat on my Twitter feed, and elsewhere, I’ve noticed. And props to Pat Leahy for being the only Democrat to come forward and admit on the record that he was wrong to call for Franken’s resignation. It would help, a little, if more of them had the courage to do the same.

Except courage is apparently a fungible good:

 It’s easy, only these few weeks later, to forget what it felt like when the fifth then sixth then seventh woman came forward. It looked pretty indefensible. And as for the Alabama connection, it might be this. Until Franken announced he was quitting, Democrats on Capitol Hill were being asked daily by reporters, ‘But what about your own problems?’ Once Franken and Conyers were out, those questions stopped. The “both sides do it” narrative was cut off at the knees. The media focus returned solely to Moore, and while these things are definitionally unmeasurable, it may have had an impact on that outcome.

Well, only if media writes the narrative and that narrative is then reality.  But no matter how hard the empiricists tried, perception is still not reality.   Joe Trippi, campaign manager for Doug Jones, helpfully points out that:

“The day before the Washington Post story came out, we were behind by one point, 46 to 45,” says Joe Trippi. “And the day before the election, we were ahead in our own survey by 2 points. We ended up winning by 1.8.”

If anything, Trippi argues, the WaPo articles rallied Moore's supporters.  Jones didn't win because of those stories; he practically won in spite of them.  But who needs process when we have a narrative, right?  Like the narrative of  7 women accusing Al Franken of inappropriate conduct.  Where there's smoke there must be fire, right?  We don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, right?  The times they are a-changin', and even if Kirsten Gillibrand did start a "Queen of Hearts-ish avalanche," there must be something to the accusations, eh?  We don't need no steenken' badges, we've got the news!

So Al Franken deserved due process, but at the same time, 7 women!  What if it turned to 8?  What good is due process in the face of so many accusers, whether they were telling the truth or not? (and a quick reminder:  none of them were actually alleging rape or even genitals grabbing).  I mean, process is all well and good, but 7!  Which is to be the master, the process or the narrative?  Well, obviously.....

And so we continue to react the way Donald Trump does.  Good to know he's back at work, eh?  We don't need no due process, no investigations, no evidence!  FoxNews reported on a story from the Daily Caller and that's good enough!  Off with their heads!  In fact, it's a deep state conspiracy!  Off with everybody's head!  Surely Sen. Gillibrand would approve! All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of correct behavior!  Or at least there's a conspiracy afoot, a deep state to thwart!

What could possibly go wrong?  If appearance isn't reality, it should be, right?

When Dan Rather ended his news broadcasts with "Courage," it was just an empty word, no matter how much inflection he put on it.  It still is.  Acting it is one thing; but talking about it is just lips flapping.

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Words are a stain upon the silence




Following up on Pope Francis' point about the value of silence and his last public comments of 2017 about how humanity had "wounded and wasted" the year  “in many ways with works of death, with lies and injustices”.  And, of course, and in keeping with this blog's favorite observation that "Religion is responsibility or it is nothing at all:"

“We must take responsibility for everything before God, our brothers and our creation,” [Pope Francis] said.
Which marks Donald Trump as a remarkably irreligious president; but that's another matter.

(Suppose I'll have to replace the last cat with a new one; don't want the elephants coming around....)

"We need to remain silent as we gaze upon the crib." 8th Day of Christmas 2018



Pope Francis at Christmas Mass:

This same faith impels us to make space for a new social imagination, and not to be afraid of experiencing new forms of relationship, in which none have to feel that there is no room for them on this earth. Christmas is a time for turning the power of fear into the power of charity, into power for a new imagination of charity. The charity that does not grow accustomed to injustice, as if it were something natural, but that has the courage, amid tensions and conflicts, to make itself a “house of bread”, a land of hospitality. That is what Saint John Paul II told us: “Do not be afraid! Open wide the doors for Christ” (Homily for the Inauguration of the Pontificate, 22 October 1978).

In the Child of Bethlehem, God comes to meet us and make us active sharers in the life around us. He offers himself to us, so that we can take him into our arms, lift him and embrace him. So that in him we will not be afraid to take into our arms, raise up and embrace the thirsty, the stranger, the naked, the sick, the imprisoned (cf. Mt 25:35-36). “Do not be afraid! Open wide the doors for Christ”. In this Child, God invites us to be messengers of hope. He invites us to become sentinels for all those bowed down by the despair born of encountering so many closed doors. In this child, God makes us agents of his hospitality.

Moved by the joy of the gift, little Child of Bethlehem, we ask that your crying may shake us from our indifference and open our eyes to those who are suffering. May your tenderness awaken our sensitivity and recognize our call to see you in all those who arrive in our cities, in our histories, in our lives. May your revolutionary tenderness persuade us to feel our call to be agents of the hope and tenderness of our people. 



The year opens in the name of the Mother.  Mother of God is the most important title of Our Lady.  But we might ask why we say Mother of God, and not Mother of Jesus.  In the past some wanted to be content simply with the latter, but the Church has declared that Mary is the Mother of God.  We should be grateful, because these words contain a magnificent truth about God and about ourselves.  From the moment that our Lord became incarnate in Mary, and for all time, he took on our humanity.  There is no longer God without man; the flesh Jesus took from his Mother is our own, now and for all eternity.  To call Mary the Mother of God reminds us of this: God is close to humanity, even as a child is close to the mother who bears him in her womb.

The word mother (mater) is related to the word matter.  In his Mother, the God of heaven, the infinite God, made himself small, he became matter, not only to be with us but also to be like us.  This is the miracle, the great novelty!  Man is no longer alone; no more an orphan, but forever a child.  The year opens with this novelty.  And we proclaim it by saying: Mother of God!  Ours is the joy of knowing that our solitude has ended.  It is the beauty of knowing that we are beloved children, of knowing that this childhood of ours can never be taken away from us.  It is to see a reflection of ourselves in the frail and infant God resting in his mother’s arms, and to realize that humanity is precious and sacred to the Lord.  Henceforth, to serve human life is to serve God.  All life, from life in the mother’s womb to that of the elderly, the suffering and the sick, and to that of the troublesome and even repellent, is to be welcomed, loved and helped.

Let us now be guided by today’s Gospel.  Only one thing is said about the Mother of God: “Mary kept all these things, pondering them in her heart” (Lk 2:19).  She kept them.  She simply kept; Mary does not speak.  The Gospel does not report a single word of hers in the entire account of Christmas.  Here too, the Mother is one with her Son: Jesus is an “infant”, a child “unable to speak”.  The Word of God, who “long ago spoke in many and various ways” (Heb 1:1), now, in the “fullness of time” (Gal 4:4), is silent.  The God before whom all fall silent is himself a speechless child.  His Majesty is without words; his mystery of love is revealed in lowliness. This silence and lowliness is the language of his kingship.  His Mother joins her Son and keeps these things in silence.

That silence tells us that, if we would “keep” ourselves, we need silence.  We need to remain silent as we gaze upon the crib.  Pondering the crib, we discover anew that we are loved; we savour the real meaning of life.  As we look on in silence, we let Jesus speak to our heart.  His lowliness lays low our pride; his poverty challenges our outward display; his tender love touches our hardened hearts.  To set aside a moment of silence each day to be with God is to “keep” our soul; it is to “keep” our freedom from being corroded by the banality of consumerism, the blare of commercials, the stream of empty words and the overpowering waves of empty chatter and loud shouting.

The Gospel goes on to say that Mary kept all these things, pondering them in her heart.  What were these things?  They were joys and sorrows.  On the one hand, the birth of Jesus, the love of Joseph, the visit of the shepherds, that radiant night.  But on the other, an uncertain future, homelessness “because there was no place for them in the inn” (Lk 2:7), the desolation of rejection, the disappointment of having to give birth to Jesus in a stable.  Hopes and worries, light and darkness: all these things dwelt in the heart of Mary.  What did she do?  She pondered them, that is to say she dwelt on them, with God, in her heart.  She held nothing back; she locked nothing within out of self-pity or resentment.  Instead, she gave everything over to God.  That is how she “kept” those things.  We “keep” things when we hand them over: by not letting our lives become prey to fear, distress or superstition, by not closing our hearts or trying to forget, but by turning everything into a dialogue with God.  God, who keeps us in his heart, then comes to dwell in our lives.

These, then, are the secrets of the Mother of God: silently treasuring all things and bringing them to God.  And this took place, the Gospel concludes, in her heart.  The heart makes us look to the core of the person, his or her affections and life.  At the beginning of the year, we too, as Christians on our pilgrim way, feel the need to set out anew from the centre, to leave behind the burdens of the past and to start over from the things that really matter.  Today, we have before us the point of departure: the Mother of God.  For Mary is exactly what God wants us to be, what he wants his Church to be: a Mother who is tender and lowly, poor in material goods and rich in love, free of sin and united to Jesus, keeping God in our hearts and our neighbour in our lives.  To set out anew, let us look to our Mother.  In her heart beats the heart of the Church.  Today’s feast tells us that if we want to go forward, we need to turn back: to begin anew from the crib, from the Mother who holds God in her arms.

Devotion to Mary is not spiritual etiquette; it is a requirement of the Christian life.  Looking to the Mother, we are asked to leave behind all sorts of useless baggage and to rediscover what really matters. The gift of the Mother, the gift of every mother and every woman, is most precious for the Church, for she too is mother and woman.  While a man often abstracts, affirms and imposes ideas, a woman, a mother, knows how to “keep”, to put things together in her heart, to give life.  If our faith is not to be reduced merely to an idea or a doctrine, all of us need a mother’s heart, one which knows how to keep the tender love of God and to feel the heartbeat of all around us.  May the Mother, God’s finest human creation, guard and keep this year, and bring the peace of her Son to our hearts and to our world. 

Julian of Norwich, 14th century:

And so in our making, God almighty is our father by nature; and God all wisdom is our mother by nature, along with the love and goodness of the Holy Ghost; and these are all one God, one Lord....
For our whole life falls into three parts.  In the first we exist, in the second we grow and in the third we are completed.  The first is nature, the second is mercy, the third is grace.  As for the first, I saw and understood that the great power of the Trinity is our father, and the deep wisdom of the Trinity is our mother, and the great love of the Trinity is our lord; and we have all this by nature and in our essential being.  And furthermore, I saw that as the second Person of is mother of our essential being, so that same well-loved Person has become mother of our sensory being; for God makes us double, as essential and sensory beings.  Our essential part is the higher part, which we have in our Father, God almighty; and the second Person of the Trinity is our mother in nature and our essential creation, in whom we are grounded and rooted, and he is our mother in mercy taking on our sensory being.  And so our Mother, in whom our parts are kept unparted, works in us in various ways; for in our Mother, Christ, we profit and grow, and in mercy he reforms and restores us, and through the power of his Passion and his death and rising again, he unites us to our essential being.  This is how our Mother mercifully acts to all his children who are submissive and obedient to him.

But Jesus, who in this vision informed me of all that I needed to know, answered with this assurance: 'Sin is befitting, but all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.'

With this bare word 'sin" our Lord brought to my mind the whole extent of all that is not good, and the shameful scorn and the utter humiliation that he bore for us in this life, and his dying, and all the pains and sufferings of his creatures, both in body and spirit--for we are all to some extent brought to nothing and shall be brought to nothing as our master Jesus was, until we are fully purged:  that is to say until our mortal flesh is brought completely to nothing, and all those of our inward feelings which are not truly good.  Have me insight into these things, along with all pains that ever were and ever shall be; and compared with these I realize that Christ's Passion was the greatest pain and went beyond them all.  And all this was shown in a flash, an quickly changed into comfort; for our good Lord did not want the soul to be afraid at this ugly sight.

....And because of the tender love which our Lord feels for all who shall be saved, he supports us willingly and sweetly, meaning this:  'It is true that sin is the cause of all this suffering, but all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.'

Monday, January 01, 2018

January 1, 2018


Δόξα έν ΰψίστις θεώ κάι έπί γηςείρήνη έν άνθρώποις εΰδοκίας--Luke 2:14 (because we're still in the 12 Days of Christmas!)


Hogmanay of the sack

Hogmanay of the sack,
Hogmanay of the sack,
Strike the hide,
Strike the hide.

Hogmanay of the sack,
Hogmanay of the sack,
Beat the skin,
Beat the skin.

Hogmanay of the sack,
Hogmanay of the sack,
Down with it! up with it!
Strike the hide.

Hogmanay of the sack,
Hogmanay of the sack,
Down with it! up with it!
Beat the skin.

Hogmanay of the sack,
Hogmanay of the sack.

Hogmanay Carol

I am now come to your country,
To renew to you the Hogmanay,
I need not tell you of it,
It was in the time of our forefathers.

I ascend by the door lintel,
I descend by the doorstep,
I will sing my song becomingly,
Mannerly, slowly, mindfully.

The Hogmanay skin is in my pocket,
Great will be the smoke from it presently.
The house-man will get it in his hand,
He will place its nose in the fire;
He will go sunwards round the babes,
And for seven verities round the housewife.

The housewife it is she who deserves it,
The hand to dispense to us the Hogmanay,
A small gift of the bloom of summer,
Much I wish it with the bread.

Give it to us if it be possible,
If you may not, do not detain us;
I am the servant of God's Son at the door,
Arise thyself and open to me.

The song of Hogmanay

Now since we came to the country
To renew to you the Hogmanay,
Time will not allow us to explain,
It has been since the age of our fathers.

Ascending the wall of the house,
Descending at the door,
My carol to say modestly,
As becomes me at the Hogmanay.

The Hogmanay skin is in my pocket,
Great the fume that will come from that;
No one who shall inhale its odour,
But shall be for ever from it healthy.

The house-man will get it in his grasp,
He will put its point in the fIre;
He will go sunwise round the children,
And very specially round the goodwife.

The wife will get it, she it is who deserves it,
The hand to distribute the Hogmanay,
The hand to bestow upon us cheese and butter,
The hand without niggardliness, without meanness.

Since drought has come upon the land,
And that we do not expect rarity,
A little of the substance of the summer,
Would we desire with the bread.

If that we are not to have it,
If thou mayest, do not detain us;
I am the servant of God's Son on Hogmanay,
Arise thyself and open the door.
Hogmanay here! Hogmanay here!

Hogmanay
We are come to the door,
To see if we be the better of our visit,
To tell the generous women of the townland
That tomorrow is Calendae Day.

After being entertained the guisers go sunwise round the fire singing:

May God bless the dwelling,
Each stone, and beam, and stave,
All food, and drink, and clothing.
May health of men be always there.

Should the guisers be inhospitably treated, they file round the fire withershins walk out, and raise a cairn in or near the door, called carnan mollachd (cairn I malison), carnan cronachd (scathe, or evil, cairn).
They tramp loudly, shaking the dust of the place off their feet, and intoning' a deep voice the following and other maledictions:
The malison of God and of Hogmanay be on you,
And the scathe of the plaintive buzzard,
Of the hen-harrier, of the raven, of the eagle,
And the scathe of the sneaking fox.
The scathe of the dog and of the cat be on you,
Of the boar, of the badger, and of the brugha,
Of the hipped bear and of the wild wolf,
And the scathe of the foul foumart.

(All selections from Carmina Gadelica, ed. Alexander Carmichael)