Interpreting Trump

Not only are the Do Nothing Democrats interfering in the 2020 Election, but they are continuing to interfere in the 2016 Election. They must be stopped!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2019

a) The Democrats have a time machine?

b) if they are doing nothing, do you stop them by making them do something?

I’m hearing that the Great People of Utah are considering their vote for their Pompous Senator, Mitt Romney, to be a big mistake. I agree! He is a fool who is playing right into the hands of the Do Nothing Democrats! #IMPEACHMITTROMNEY

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2019

Senators can't be impeached, only expelled from the Senate. So is Trump asking for:

a) the impossible?

b) for McConnell and the other GOP Senators to expel Romney?

The so-called Whistleblower’s account of my perfect phone call is “way off,” not even close. Schiff and Pelosi never thought I would release the transcript of the call. Got them by surprise, they got caught. This is a fraud against the American people!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2019

The report confirms the transcript. The transcript confirms the report, and both have been confirmed, in their particulars, by the White House. So, is Trump:

a) that stupid?;

b) that bad a liar?;

c)both a) and b) (they are not mutually exclusive);

or d) thinks we are that stupid? Which is really just a) and b) again.