A Fine Example of Frontier Gibberish

.@mkraju: You keep saying POTUS was concerned about corruption. If that's true, why didn't he bring it up once during his calls w/ the Ukrainian pres, but instead talk about Biden investigations?

DOUG COLLINS: *serves an inscrutable word salad that doesn't answer the question* pic.twitter.com/H9wchnbOY1

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 5, 2019

LOUIE GOHMERT: "If you love America, mamas, don't let your babies grow up to go to Harvard or Stanford law school." pic.twitter.com/WgucYweagm

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 5, 2019

Dear Rep. Gohmert:  I didn't go to Harvard or Stanford Law, and I hale from your neck of the woods; in fact, you represent the town I grew up in, a fact that could not embarrass me more than it already does.  I have a friend who went to Harvard Law, and you can't generate enough mental energy to understand his simplest legal thought. I don't know how you generate the brainpower needed to move your feet in a straight line.  Please stop trying to prove to everyone else that people from East Texas are thick as two planks and dumb as a box of rocks.

Thank you.

And by the way:  LEAVE POOR BARRON ALONE!

Given that the complaint is about “privacy,” the question is how many people will know about the reference because of the fake outrage versus how many would have known about it in the absence of the fake outrage. https://t.co/qJgxTYPdFc

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) December 4, 2019

Thank you.

Again, to the press.

You can go chase that Barron faux outrage like puppies.

Or you can talk about the Constitution that protects your First Amendment rights.

Or if you like nasty, just talk about how Jonathan Turley contradicted Jonathan Turley.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) December 4, 2019

I see someone else noticed.  I can go to bed happy.