We Start With This Trenchant Observation

"we have large sections of it already done"

man if you're still buyin what this guy's sellin then how do you have any money left https://t.co/5VnkWePpp9

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) October 22, 2020

I have last if a glass of red wine 🍷 and the last of the day’s coffee ☕️  And a large bag of peanut M&M’s.

This is gonna be a shitshow. I’m glad I’ve already voted.

We were gonna kill 2.2 million people, so we’re doing good! (Is it comforting that the vaccine plan is named after a fictitious concept from a TV show now over 50 years old?)

1000 deaths a day 💀 = “turning the corner!” ( that we’ve been turning for 6 months or more). NEJM for the powerhouse appeal to authority! (Elitists! Missed a chance there, Donnie)

H1N1! Drink! 🍷 Everybody else remember how that was as bad as this? Me, neither. Besides, “we’re learning to live with it!” Or die with it. 💀 

“99.9 of young people recover.” (?) Old people? Fuck ‘em! It’s his plan to save Social Security.

Blame China! Drink! 🍹 

Democrats and anarchy and shutdowns! Drink! 🍸 

[mmmmm...peanuts]

“Walk and chew gum at the same time”! Folksy wisdom for the win!

And now a word from our sponsors:

"We're rounding the turn, we're rounding the corner. It's going away," President Trump says.

This is not true. The US is nearing record numbers of new cases per day & the CDC just projected that 25,000 more Americans will die in the next 3 weeks

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) October 23, 2020

"I take full responsibility,'' the president says of the Coronavirus before then blaming China.

— Bob Hardt (@bobhardt) October 23, 2020

Testing causes disease! Two-fisted drinking! 🍷🍹

The H1N1 flu in 2009 caused the following number of excess deaths in America:

ZERO.

— Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) (@jeremyfaust) October 23, 2020

Trump could fleece corporations for campaign funds but that would be, what’s the word...illegal! (Somebody call Politico to explain Trump is joking. ‘Cause he sure as hell sounds serious!)

Basement!
Drink.

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) October 23, 2020

Trump never got money from Russia? So his sons are liars?

Trump gets treated worse than the TeaParty got treated? Baby 👶 Trump is out! Milk 🥛 drink! Witch-hunt! I’m gonna pass out! Drink water! 💦 

Trump pushes back on the NYT's report that he only paid $750 in federal taxes by claiming he "prepaid" millions of dollars pic.twitter.com/dgPAZNKE1i

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 23, 2020

This would show up in his tax returns.

It is amazing how easy it is to distract Trump from the one attack he clearly prepared for tonight by needling him on his tax returns and finances.

It'd be funny except for that same total absence of focus defines his presidency.

— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) October 23, 2020

And Trump on Biden getting rich off if public office is Trump projecting like a cineplex.

Trump keeps raising the bogus e-mails. And China is paying tariffs to the U.S. DRINK!

Ooh, gotta sober up....