Don't Play "Trump"

This was a victory speech for Marjorie Taylor Greene. It was defiant, filled with culture war rhetoric ("illegal aliens," comparing the media to QAnon, abortion is murder), and she didn't apologize for a thing.

— Anthony L. Fisher (@anthonyLfisher) February 4, 2021

(Yes, but she did it so badly. And frankly, you don't get to declare your own victory; other people do that for you. See, e.g., Trump after November 3, 2020.)

“I do not believe that it’s fake,” Greene says of 9/11.

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 4, 2021

Unless you can be "Trump."

Does she think they're about to execute her? https://t.co/Uwd93Elvma

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 4, 2021

An idea that really encompasses more poeple than just MTG:*

This is a deeply cynical & disgusting attack, @NancyMace.

As the Capitol complex was stormed and people were being killed, none of us knew in the moment what areas were compromised.

You previously told reporters yourself that you barricaded in your office, afraid you’d be hurt. https://t.co/4FyWsaXSDx pic.twitter.com/7gW6yKO9gJ

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 4, 2021

I mean, when it comes down to it, even Trump can't be Trump:

54 weeks and one impeachment ago, I wrote about the Captain Queeg moment that would transpire if the respondent took the witness stand in his own defense. I think what I said still holds: https://t.co/dkXzcTisnH pic.twitter.com/kY7EiTKLrR

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) February 4, 2021

But imagine if he did; it's easy, if you try:

Former President Chickenshit won't do it.

He's impotent. Weak. Soft. Mentally incapable of defending himself.

Right, Donald? You can't do it, can you? https://t.co/32m3uVMKWG

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 4, 2021

*Of course, the rule here is: Never, EVER, take on AOC on Twitter. Or in any medium, for that matter.