One last trip to the grocery store.Food To Leave Out For God On Christmas Eve https://t.co/6fcK4HAgbp pic.twitter.com/P4t7GjdNU4
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 23, 2021
Lawyers almost certainly not included.New Study Finds Humans May Have Some Capacity For Compassion https://t.co/KCXQhbKrbV pic.twitter.com/b0zLF1TDkO
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 23, 2021
Who would have standing to bring the wrongful death suit? Opinions differ, since it would be a case of first impression.Lawyer Explains That Just Because You Accidentally Kill Santa Doesn't Mean You’re Legally Obligated To Take His Place: https://t.co/Y0Zj3KjDr2 pic.twitter.com/zTnvGXjcY2
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 22, 2021
Santa Claus is a saint so he's already dead.
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