Our Story Thus Far

Noem has not made any correction. She said there’s time before the book is released — in TWO days. Margaret was holding a bound copy. Not the galleys; the book.

“As soon as it was brought to my attention …”

Did the content just appear? Like the virgin birth of grandiose lies?

— Karen Leavitt 🌻 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@kleavitt) May 5, 2024

That book has already been printed and shipped.

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WeIFIealKg

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 5, 2024

So it may be that people buy this book as some kind of collector’s item, prompting the publisher to reprint an edition that goes straight to the remainders.

Although I wouldn’t count on it:

It’s actually pretty impressive that a book that few people will buy or read, published in the name of a politician from South Dakota who is never going to run for or hold national office, is achieving this much global media attention. Congrats, @KristiNoem!

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) May 6, 2024

I mean, everybody knows what the good parts are by now.

Is it true she read the passage out loud for her audiobook? https://t.co/gjZYCD9RYW

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) May 5, 2024

There aren’t any good parts; to her story, or her.

As we Noem,
There are known Noems.
There are things we know we Noem.
We also Noem
There are Noem unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not Noem.
But there are also unknown unnoems,
The ones we don’t know
We don’t Noem.

— Dave Gunkul - founder of GobGunk (@GobGunk) May 5, 2024

We already Noem too much.