Thursday, May 02, 2024

The Last Honest Man

Trump is the only honest man in the world. The rest of us are liars. What if I hoist the flag of Fredonia? (Either the real place that existed for a few days in East Texas, or the fictional one the Marx Bros used after their visit to East Texas?) And where is "MAGA"? And can we ship all those people there, so they'll be happy together, and quit bothering the rest of us? Asking for a friend. Show of hands: how many people thought of Trump's gag order? πŸ™‹πŸ»‍♂️πŸ™‹ How many people thought of Trump, period? πŸ™‹πŸ»‍♂️πŸ™‹ How does anyone object to that? How is that even vaguely controversial? Oh, that's right; we have to shoot the messenger. Yes, the court reporter had to type the word "Vonshitzenpants" into the court record.  Worth it! Two things change this summer: 1) campus protests for Gaza disappear, unlikely to spark up in the fall (or slow going if they do); 2) the perception of Trump as invincible blowhard and uber-wealthy magnate, crumbles into dust as "Sleepy Don" and "Sleazy Don" take over the narrative, even at the NYT. Maggie is the wellspring of "Trump sleeping in court" stories.  Say what you want against the NYT, but that's an imprimatur that won't be easily removed.

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