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whenever this so called civil war starts, our rallying point will be the produce section at a grocery store

they’ll never find us there pic.twitter.com/CVgaFAD862

— YS (@NYinLA2121) September 25, 2024

I know I never go out for fast food without camo and an AR.

You can’t be too careful around the teenagers behind the counter.

https://t.co/zwXxNngO9u pic.twitter.com/bKWej4UprQ

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) September 24, 2024

Because, you know, Moskowitz is a Smurf.

Breaking | Joe Manchin has declined to endorse Kamala Harris, which could produce a nearly two point polling swing among op-ed columnists in Northwest Washington, DC.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 24, 2024

In light of Joe Manchin's non-endorsement of Kamala Harris, we have convened an emergency focus group of journalists with "Senior Political ____" in their title to discuss how this shockwave upends the race.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 24, 2024

Trump teases coming for public broadcasting that isn’t part of his cult pic.twitter.com/Xo7ol3JKsx

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 25, 2024

Put Johnny Carson back on the air!

BREAKING: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere pic.twitter.com/niXIyQjXPP

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 24, 2024

Nurse! They’re out again 🥴 pic.twitter.com/epZvJ9AVjP

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 24, 2024