Dept. Of “That’s Right, You’re Not From Texas”

Real BlueSky post:

I'm at the State surplus store, and I need someone to explain to me why Texas has so many gravy boats for sale

Texas wants you, anyway! You bring the gravy boat, we’ll supply the gravy. Hell, we’ll supply it anyway.

(Only thing I don’t understand is why they’re considered “surplus”? 🤷🏻‍♂️)