“Mars Is Heaven!”

Sean Duffy: "All of the climate science and all of the other priorities that the last administration had at NASA we're gonna move aside, and all of the science that we do is gonna be directed toward exploration." pic.twitter.com/argvOHLIia

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 14, 2025

Because Elmo’s gettin’ us off this planet! Women and children and Acting Heads of NASA first!

Leavitt: "Look at what this president has done in six months. He has stopped seven global conflicts all around the world." pic.twitter.com/gvbaZwlvPN

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 14, 2025

Five, seven, whatever. Enough for a Nobel Prize, right?

Comer on Trump sending troops to DC: "I think this is an experiment that's probably needed in a lot of the Democrat-run cities in America." pic.twitter.com/sRx9K96akW

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 14, 2025

You know, where the black people live. And fuck Posse Comitatus. Trump is the law now. Because black people crime.