Sunday, January 18, 2026

Voldemort Wants Everyone To Be On Their Own

Scott knows healthcare insurance. He made his packet in Medicare fraud. Aside from the title of a ghost written book that Trump didn’t even come up with, cite one example of his deal making prowess that doesn’t involve fraud or bankruptcy. These people are so bad at their jobs. (And honestly, I expect the agency numbers are inflated.) It would seem the numbers go even lower. And indicate the number of criminals caught is going lower, too. So we need the Marines to round up all the people in Minneapolis, including the mayor (he’s under investigation, after all), because it’s the only way to be sure?

Are we gonna remake “Escape from New York” but set it in Minnesota?
Brennan: Are your agents going to comply with the order not to use chemical agents?

Noem: The order was a little ridiculous because the judge told us that we couldn’t do what we already aren’t doing

Brennan: But we just saw video of chemical agents being used.

Noem: We only use those chemical agents when there's violence happening
Whose violence? (And yes, I saw that loophole coming as soon as I read about the court order.)

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