Something Tells Me This Is All They’ve Got

An American from Utah killed her husband. pic.twitter.com/m5Uf8jOW6Q

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 19, 2026

In case you were confused about what Charlie Kirk stood for.

2 days after Trump made 13 celebratory posts in a hour claiming that Iran surrendered to all his demands and the war is over, he’s back threatening to blow up power plants and bridges. pic.twitter.com/uhuQiNL21m

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 19, 2026

Or you were unclear about Trump’s negotiating “strategy.”

These are people with nothing to offer but ignorance breeding hatred and violence. Like an even stupider version of Nixon’s “madman” theory:

“Aides fielded calls from Republican senators and Christian leaders. They asked, why would he say “Praise be to Allah” on Easter morning? Why would he use the F-word? …

When one adviser later asked him about it, he said he came up with the Allah idea himself. He said he wanted…

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) April 19, 2026

“Aides fielded calls from Republican senators and Christian leaders. They asked, why would he say “Praise be to Allah” on Easter morning? Why would he use the F-word? …

When one adviser later asked him about it, he said he came up with the Allah idea himself. He said he wanted to seem as unstable and insulting as possible, believing it could bring the Iranians to the table.”

He means like this:

Trump: “We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! They’ll come down fast, they’ll come down easy and, if… pic.twitter.com/farBGPGA0T

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 19, 2026

Trump: “We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! They’ll come down fast, they’ll come down easy and, if they don’t take the DEAL, it will be my Honor to do what has to be done, which should have been done to Iran, by other Presidents, for the last 47 years. IT’S TIME FOR THE IRAN KILLING MACHINE TO END! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

One could conclude that the Iranians quite reasonably wanted to negotiate an end to a war they didn’t start, where they have shown they have the world’s economy by the short hairs (and so the world’s hearts and minds will follow). But Donald Trump is a clueless boob. And here we are.

Maybe Congress could decide NOW is a good time to take Trump’s toys away and tell him to stop playing “war.”