When Clients Take The Wheel

A very Roy Cohn letter. The judge overseeing the case is a George W. Bush appointee, who denied a TRO and granted a preliminary injunction twice. Also standing is not dispensed in gross. If you find one plaintiff with standing, that's enough. https://t.co/F8m2574iic

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) April 26, 2026

Trump cannot be safe outside the White House fortress (which is what it is) because Reagan was shot 40 years ago. But Trump can go to rallies (despite being shot at one), and can go to MAL as it suits him, and party there; or even play golf (despite a would be shooter being apprehended at one); but he can’t party outside a vanity project on White House grounds because… the Secret Service did their job?*

But he can’t go anywhere so he needs a ballroom bunker fortress. pic.twitter.com/YiCVT3rLKm

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 26, 2026

About as coherent as this:

Trump: "What happens is that line explodes from within. Both mechanically and in the earth, something happens where it just explodes and they say they only have about 3 days left before that happens. And when it explodes, you can never rebuild it the way it is. It's a very… pic.twitter.com/1ceZbjOjTQ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 26, 2026

Trump: "What happens is that line explodes from within. Both mechanically and in the earth, something happens where it just explodes and they say they only have about 3 days left before that happens. And when it explodes, you can never rebuild it the way it is. It's a very powerful thing that takes place sort of having to do with nature."

He always sounds like someone tried to explain quantum mechanics to a dog. 

He’s the dog.

*As much as they were allowed to:

Wow. It must be Joe Biden's fault that Trump was left unprotected at the WHCD.

Because it always is.https://t.co/pNVTNtqYb8 pic.twitter.com/RVvXPgAj3I

— EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check (@emptywheel) April 27, 2026

I’m not interested in more conspiracy theories. But as this reads, Markwayne Mullin was supposed to make the declaration of a “National Security Event” with most of the Cabinet there. Did he know that? Was he told not to? Was he incompetent, and the rest of the Administration as clueless as well? Is there another reason?

Inquiring minds want to know.