🎶” I got the presidential phone!/I got the presidential podium!”🎶

Trump: "The people and Media Outlets that keep harping on the fact that we have no ammunition (And they are 100% wrong!), are actually treasonous. They do it because they would rather see the United States LOSE a War that we’re easily WINNING, than see me WIN! President DONALD J.… pic.twitter.com/g3x7JjF2zF

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 3, 2026

Trump: "The people and Media Outlets that keep harping on the fact that we have no ammunition (And they are 100% wrong!), are actually treasonous. They do it because they would rather see the United States LOSE a War that we’re easily WINNING, than see me WIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

"The people” = military personnel in the Pentagon warning about the state of military readiness around the world. Doing their jobs, IOW. Turns out they're treasonous, too:

Trump: "For the treasonous SCUM that refuses to accurately report on our Military Operation in Iran, we have virtually unlimited amounts of Mid to High Grade Ammunition, far more than we could ever use for this, or for any other War (which is highly unlikely!), that could… pic.twitter.com/RKFUogiLcV

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 3, 2026

Trump: "For the treasonous SCUM that refuses to accurately report on our Military Operation in Iran, we have virtually unlimited amounts of Mid to High Grade Ammunition, far more than we could ever use for this, or for any other War (which is highly unlikely!), that could improbably take place."

Covid was pretty improbable, too.

Trump’s post just now about Canada’s economy vs. the latest jobs numbers: pic.twitter.com/5JWMmETm6h

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) September 3, 2026

Grandpa ShoutyPants has completely lost the thread.

In case anyone thought this war wasn’t all about Trump and his fragile ego, he’s telling you in writing it’s all about Trump and his fragile ego. pic.twitter.com/RoLEv1bysX

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 3, 2026

No surprise, that.