Dear House GOP:

Jim Jordan: Americans can live with higher gas prices https://t.co/8TGsHI7p1a

— FactPost (@factpostnews) November 10, 2026

Please make Gym Jordan minority leader of the House.

Q: What happened to Trump's promise that gas prices would fall now that the opposite has happened? Jim Jordan: That's life. It's good for us. https://t.co/mAwxyuU0c7

— FactPost (@factpostnews) November 10, 2026

Jim Jordan: I believe Ghislaine Maxwell when she said Trump didn't do anything wrong https://t.co/oTWdpfhRZI

— FactPost (@factpostnews) November 10, 2026

While a wrestling coach at Ohio State University, Jim Jordan allegedly knew that team doctor Richard Strauss was sexually abusing student athletes, according to survivors. https://t.co/nRzUQm9woX

— FactPost (@factpostnews) November 10, 2026

Q: Have you ever heard Trump lie? Has he ever publicly communicated a lie? Jim Jordan: I've not. No. https://t.co/wpXOqXHuhG

— FactPost (@factpostnews) November 10, 2026

Q: Has Trump's DOJ handled the Epstein Files well? Jim Jordan: They're doing the best they can. They've done 99% of things right. https://t.co/fDgD86YiaP

— FactPost (@factpostnews) November 10, 2026

FOX: Congressman Jim Jordan has been elected by Republicans to serve as the new minority leader https://t.co/KMxOqi6AYC

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 10, 2026

Dear Santa: 🎅 You can skip me this year, I already got my Xmas wish!
 

McClain: They are going to be focused on going after President Trump. We're going to be focused on improving the quality of life for every American. We have the opportunity to show the American people what Republicans stand for https://t.co/vgOtbvC6AO

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 10, 2026

Pretty sure they already know.