🪆 Why Would She Put It In Writing?

You had nothing to do with it and you are an irrelevant grifter. But see you in court, repeat loser! I’m sure you’ll keep showing up to my lawsuits because you have a good grift going. Sad!

— Harmeet K. Dhillon (@HarmeetKDhillon) November 10, 2026

Especially after she already quit.

Unfolding the wallet photo holder:

Elias Law Group is happy to have aided in this personnel decision. We are 29-1 against DOJ in voting and election cases they have filed under Trump.

— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) November 5, 2026

29-1. That’s the kind of record that gets you into the championship game. Against the same opponent 30 times? That’s taking their lunch money.

The departure makes Dhillon the first high-ranking Trump official to resign from the admin in the wake of the midterms, though sources say her exit was long expected after President Trump privately expressed frustrations over a growing number of court losses for the division under Dhillon’s leadership.

— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) November 5, 2026

The departure makes Dhillon the first high-ranking Trump official to resign from the admin in the wake of the midterms, though sources say her exit was long expected after President Trump privately expressed frustrations over a growing number of court losses for the division under Dhillon’s leadership.

Today, I accepted the resignation of Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon, who led the Civil Rights Division with conviction the past 18 months. She has defended the civil liberties of every American and enforced the law without fear or favor. The Department is grateful for her dedicated public service, and we wish her every success in her future endeavors.

— Attorney General Todd Blanche (@AGToddBlanche) November 5, 2026

Um...Marc beats your team like rented mules every day.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 10, 2026

Today, I accepted the resignation of Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon, who led the Civil Rights Division with conviction the past 18 months. She has defended the civil liberties of every American and enforced the law without fear or favor. The Department is grateful for her dedicated public service, and we wish her every success in her future endeavors.

In the law firm I worked for before law school, we referred to such announcements as “pursuing other interests,” because we knew it meant they’d been shit canned.

And an adjacent failure to read the room (Unpacking the matryoshka 🪆):

Not only not, but fuck no with bells on.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 10, 2026

Let me say this for the folks on The Hill: No fucking way.

— Reed Galen (@reedgalen) November 10, 2026

BREAKING: Financial analysts call for a bailout as the AI bubble begins to pop. Just last year, healthcare and food assistance were cut to give tech corporations and billionaires tax breaks. More programs and services are likely to be cut if a bailout drains further revenue.

— Americans For Tax Fairness (@4TaxFairness) November 9, 2026

I think the Congressional GOP should do this before January 3rd. 🧐

And then never go back home again….