Bill Barr, who voted by mail, makes the argument that folks are going to steal ballots out of other people’s mailboxes pic.twitter.com/POU0uRzDo3— Sam Stein (@samstein) June 26, 2020
Gangs of roving grannies stealing ballots from mailboxes. I know they plague my neighborhood. It's dreadful!
Did you know there's a whole black market in mail-in ballots? Yeah, they steal 'em, copy 'em, and sell 'em on the dark internet! To busses full of Antifa, roaming the back roads of the country looking for statues to topple and windows to smash! They use the ballots like currency! It's a form of cryptonite money, or somethin'! I heard it on Facebook, so it must be true!
(Does the USAG not know that mail theft is a federal crime, and that the value of a mail-in ballot is zilch? Who the fuck risks a federal crime to steal a piece of useless paper? It's not how stupid he is, but how stupid does he think we are?
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