Two Weeks

beyond parody -- Trump, through Karoline Leavitt, announces he'll make his decision about whether to strike Iran "within the next two weeks" pic.twitter.com/aulVvyCe6P

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 19, 2025

There’s a scene in one of my favorite Guy Ritchie movies where Jason Statham is waiting on a friend cooking him a sausage on a grill in the background. As he talks to another character, he asks “Hiw long on that sausage?” Two minutes, is the reply. Five minutes later, Statham asks the same question. Five minutes,  he is assured. “But you said ‘two minutes’ five minutes ago!”

He never gets his sausage.

Started / Going pic.twitter.com/MzbslulkHM

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 19, 2025

I’m super excited for the tremendous amount of amazing stuff the Trump admin will be delivering in two weeks.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 19, 2025

We all are. Right, Karoline Leavitt?