Jake Tapper To The White Courtesy Telephone, Please

The man who spent the day wandering on the rooftops is now rambling about water in California at an event about the Olympics. Where are all the people who kept saying Biden had dementia!? https://t.co/mf1NqUuMPA

— William Melvin (@willmelvin) August 5, 2025

Same event:

Trump is making it clear that he thinks it would be “unfair” if he was damaged politically due to his friendship with Epstein. He thinks any and all efforts to shield him from harm are totally justified. https://t.co/5llDEPgMGL

— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) August 5, 2025

Trump say the FBI “may have to” arrest Texas Democrats who broke quorum pic.twitter.com/xAsCMKdDX4

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 5, 2025

On what grounds? "Interference with congressional redistricting meant to benefit the White House”? Treason? Seditious conspiracy? L’etat, c’est moi?*

Question: This has to do with the safety aspect of the olympics. What can you do to ensure that Southern California is safe from any fire danger. The state clears away brush away in state parks. The reason why this last fire happened in the pacific palisades.

Trump: As you know,… pic.twitter.com/jj18R96Tyr

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 5, 2025

Trump: As you know, I've been fighting with them for a long time about allowing the water to come down from the pacific northwest, essentially. We actually opened up that water pretty strongly.

I think we’re failing to appreciate the number of MAGAts in the press corps now.

Question: Will the DOJ consider pressing charges against any man that tries to masquerade as a woman coming into this country to beat up American athletes?

Trump: I would have to ask the attorney general about that pic.twitter.com/8MLBFFgdOA

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 5, 2025

See?

Fox cuts away from Trump’s event pic.twitter.com/b2tRPHhGSE

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 5, 2025

Huh.

*Can’t be sure that one didn’t start with Cornyn, who sent a letter to Patel . Well, he’s gotta keep pace with Paxton.