Monday, August 25, 2025

This Is Perfectly Normal

I heard it was 1500%. And that it’d already happened!

Fuck, man! Now I feel cheated!
There it is! That’s what I was promised! And that’s gonna happen in two weeks, right?  It would be rude to ask the POTUS questions, like: “What’s wrong with your hand?,”  or “How the screaming fuck do you lower prices by 1500%?”

My grandfather had hands like that. Of course, he worked outside his entire life The back of his neck was rhino hide, and his skin a permanent shade of Merlot.

Then again, he died an “old man” at 68. Whatever made his hands puffy (mostly sun damage), didn’t kill him.

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