Thursday, December 11, 2025

Homeland Follies

Now, why would she do that?
Magaziner: The US veteran behind you… His father, Narcisco Barranco, is a landscaper in California who has lived peacefully in our country for 30 years and has no criminal record. Last spring, while he was mowing the lawn at an ihop, ice agents tackled him in the street and imprisoned him for weeks. A peaceful, hard working man who raised three sons to be United States Marines. We need men of that character in this country again, as secretary, you have broad discretion. Will you consider his father for parole in place to stay in our country, owing to the fact that he has contributed to our country by raising three United States Marines?

Noem: This is an opportunity to remind everybody that every person that's in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home and come back the right way
MAGAZINER: Will you thank Mr Brown for his service to our country?

NOEM: Thank you Mr Brown for your service

MAGAZINER: Now what explanation can there be for locking up his wife for 4 months when she has committed no crime other than writing a couple of bad checks for $80

NOEM: It is not my job to pick or choose which laws get enforced
It is, actually. It’s called “prosecutorial discretion.” It’s not just for prosecutors.
Goldman: Immigrants with ongoing asylum applications are legally in this country?

Noem: There are immigrants in this country with asylum applications

Goldman: And they are legally here because it’s a lawful pathway, correct?

Noem: It’s a lawful pathway

Goldman: If your department deports anyone with an ongoing application, you are violating the law, correct?

Noem: Joe Biden—

Goldman: I’m not asking you about Joe Biden
Justice Kavanaugh phoned in to say that was just fine. Quotas. The answer is: "Quotas."
THOMPSON: You blamed the shooting of Guardsmen solely on Joe Biden. Who approved the asylum for this same person?

KRISTI NOEM: This individual that came in---

THOMPSON: No. I want to know who approved----

NOEM: *keeps talking over Thompson*

T: I don't want to file perjury charges against you

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