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Sunday, August 02, 2026

Senators Have Thoughts

You and what military, Sen. Leghorn? Certainly not the one run by Trump and Hegseth. You know, the guy who just announced another ceasefire, after announcing a major escalation, which he almost immediately cancelled. So, the fund would just be for Trump?

Follow up: given the way Trump has reappropriated funds authorized by Congress for other purposes (national parks entry fees), misappropriated other funds (the “ballroom,” the reflecting pool), and flat refused to spend others (DOE), what’s to keep Trump from simply pocketing the slush fund if he gets it? The threat of impeachment?

Don’t make me laugh.😹 
The nation grows anxious when it’s so clear the President is disconnected from reality. We have a constitutional institution meant to correct for precisely that situation. Why won’t it, Senator? Actually, the immediate issue of the moment is the price of gasoline, inflation, and economic growth (there isn’t any).  I know Israel is the topic du jour among online cognoscenti. But I doubt it’s top of mind among voters who don’t spend their days obsessing over D.C. gossip. (I can’t vote for or against Fetterman. I don’t give a wet snap how often he’s on Fox News), and who don’t know who Netenyahu is. Or much care.

But do know the Trump economy is beating them like they were a rented mule. These people:
"You do not know what you're doing to people who are struggling to live," Oklahoman Trinity Goodman said in comments directed at Trump. "You got money in the bank. You don't know how it feels to struggle. Live in my shoes for one day. You wouldn't be able to handle it."

Goodman told Kristof that she had less than $4 in her checking account and a cent in her savings account to keep it open, calling it her full assets. She said that her food stamps can't go toward buying toilet paper or feminine hygiene products.

She survives by selling her blood plasma twice a week, she said.

"I've never been to a barber or any of those places," Goodman said. "Never. I don't have that luxury."

Kristof noted Trump's cuts to benefits, including to Medicaid, food stamps, and early childhood education, adding the push to cut benefits for struggling Americans is "hard to square with the expense of the Iran war, as well as subsidies for private planes and tax cuts for the wealthiest."

The columnist said he was stunned by trip through America and the pressure caused by inflation and social benefit cuts.

"I talked to so many people who are losing food stamps and other benefits and increasingly desperate — and resentful, understandably, of elites who seem indifferent to their struggles," Kristoff said.

Latoya Foster, 31, a single mother raising six children in Arkansas, told Kristoff she was among those to lose food stamps before she broke down and wept.

“I hit rock bottom daily,” she told Kristoff. “The more I work, the harder stuff gets.”
No mention of “But American support for Israel is my biggest concern!,” there. So many voices claiming they know what the central Democratic message should be. Might I suggest this one?

IDEAS DON’T MATTER. THINGS DON’T MATTER. PEOPLE MATTER.

Thursday, June 11, 2026

“No Damn Cat, And No Damn Cradle”

"We”? You don’t have Congress in your pocket anymore, little man.
Trump: The complainers didn't build the country. Guys like me built the country. I watch all these, ingrates, they're always complaining. They didn't build anything. All these people came in for Somalia. Ilhan Omar is corrupt and most of the people that came in are corrupt and the whole voting system is corrupt in Minnesota
But Platner wrote naughty text messages! And besides, he’s a Democrat!

I’m trying to get to his comments on McConnell and Murkowski. Apparently it’s gonna be a hard slog. And people are worried about Graham Platner, or think James Talarico is “dangerous.” Grandpa falling asleep at the dinner table at Thanksgiving makes more sense.
The whole world didn’t hear about that one, Grandpa. (Grandpa needs his nap now.)

Now we find out why: a) he won’t be missing “Fight Club” this weekend, and b) why he left Iran out of the list of countries who had agreed to “the deal.”
Wait for it.... And there it is; or, rather, isn’t. To quote Kurt Vonnegut: “No damn cat, and no damn cradle!” Very good, Grandpa! You remember some numbers! (Turn out the lights, Grandpa. Sun’s going down. Time for bed.)

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Someone Is Crawfishing 🦞

Except when they aren’t:
Amidst increasingly contradictory reports on the deal between the U.S. and Iran, U.S. President Donald J. Trump posted yet again about the deal on his Truth Social app, lambasting critics of the reported deal framework and decrying past deals made with Iran. Per President Trump, “it [the deal with Iran] isn’t even fully negotiated yet.”
Um....
According to a statement from U.S. President Donald J. Trump, following a call with the leaders of Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, and Bahrain, an agreement, surrounding the current memorandum of understanding on the table, “has been largely negotiated.” Per the statement from President Trump, the final points of the deal are now being discussed and “the Strait of Hormuz will be opened.” Trump also spoke with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to fill him in on recent developments. Further announcements regarding the deal are forthcoming, per the president.
Half-negotiated? Or half-not negotiated? In any case, this has yet not to be true: Hard confirmation: Reality has finally punctured Trump’s thick skull, and he’s going to make it go away while lying profusely about what he’s doing. Lying to himself, which means lying to the country. I’m betting the country doesn’t buy it.

This Is Really Just An Excuse To Pile On

According to Axios, citing U.S. officials familiar with the ongoing negotiations, the peace agreement that Iran and the United States are close to signing involves a 60-day ceasefire extension during which the Strait of Hormuz would be reopened, Iran would be able to freely sell oil, and negotiations would be held on curbing future nuclear ambitions of Iran.

Both sides would sign a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) that would last 60 days and could be extended by mutual agreement from the two countries. During the 60-day period, the Strait of Hormuz would be open with no tolls and Iran would agree to clear the mines it deployed in the strait to let ships pass freely. In exchange, the U.S. would lift its blockade on Iranian ports and issue some sanctions waivers, allowing the sale of oil and other energy products by Iran.
That’s if Iran accepts these terms. Axios is notoriously a mouthpiece for the Administration. Even this utter capitulation may not be enough.
If President Trump agrees to a 60-day ceasefire extension based on vague Iranian promises to “discuss” nuclear issues, it’s game over. That pushes the crisis into late July or early August, when major military operations become far less likely ahead of the midterms.

Once the military leverage disappears, meaningful nuclear concessions disappear with it. Ballistic missile restrictions will be nonexistent. Iran will get billions in sanctions relief—while repeatedly using Hormuz as a tool of blackmail.

Tehran will have won at the negotiating table what it lost on the battlefield.
"Major military operations” died the moment Trump declared a ceasefire. There was never a chance of their resurrection. Trump was never more competent or capable than this. Face it.

It’s not even clear Tehran lost anything on the battlefield.
To assess the results of the war, the analysis is actually quite simple:

A. Iran before the war:

1. Willing to engage in nuclear negotiations 2. Prepared to consider significant concessions on the nuclear issue 3. The Strait of Hormuz remained open and stable

B. Iran after the war (so far):

1. Demanding recognition of its sovereign role over the Strait of Hormuz 2. Refusing to discuss the nuclear issue until it receives guarantees on ending the war and meaningful economic relief

The war produced a number of tactical achievements. But strategically, it did not moderate Iran’s position but actually it hardened it.

Instead of moving Tehran closer to compromise on the nuclear file, the conflict shifted Iranian priorities toward security guarantees, economic stabilization, and leverage in the Gulf. The nuclear issue, once central, has now become conditional on broader political and economic arrangements.

That is the core strategic problem: military pressure may have weakened parts of Iran’s infrastructure, but it also hardened the regime willingness to negotiate under pressure. And, they are not ready to show more compromises...
"Tactical achievements”? It ain’t over ‘til it’s over. Trump has managed to see Iran win both.

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Something’s Missing

According to a statement from U.S. President Donald J. Trump, following a call with the leaders of Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, and Bahrain, an agreement, surrounding the current memorandum of understanding on the table, “has been largely negotiated.” Per the statement from President Trump, the final points of the deal are now being discussed and “the Strait of Hormuz will be opened.” Trump also spoke with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to fill him in on recent developments. Further announcements regarding the deal are forthcoming, per the president.
"Open” as it was before? Or open to those who pay the toll?

And what about the uranium? And Ira? No mention of Iran here.
Brutal statement from Iran’s state-aligned Fars News: “It should be noted that American officials have acknowledged in multiple messages to Iran that Trump's tweets are primarily for promotional purposes and media consumption within the United States, and they have recommended that no attention be paid to these statements.”
Trump just claimed the Strait of Hormuz “will be opened” under a new deal with Iran. But Iran’s state-run Fars News says Tehran would still control passage routes, permits, timing, and access through the strait.

And now even figures close to Trump are sounding the alarm, warning that if these reports are true, the “deal” amounts to total capitulation and surrender — handing Iran sanctions relief and long-term leverage over one of the world’s most critical shipping lanes after months of war.
He left out depleting half our missile and anti-missile stocks, 

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Pardon Me?

 Joyce Vance:

It’s a pardon on steroids for Trump, Trump’s family, and Trump businesses. The government agrees in this document, signed by Blanche, that it will never prosecute or pursue any civil claims against any of the Trumps, “whether presently known or unknown” that could have been brought as of the date of the settlement agreement. That date is yesterday. The IRS is “forever barred and precluded” from pursuing “examinations” of Trump, “related or affiliated individuals,” and related trusts and businesses. Any proceeding over “tax returns filed before the effective date” of the settlement is now off limits. Any crimes committed before Monday, whether prosecutors were aware of them or not, are off the table. It’s a virtual get-out-of-jail-free card, and also a get-out-of-debt one.
Except…

A presidential pardon is a constitutional instrument that is virtually absolute. This “settlement” might as well be written on toilet paper. 

There are a number of rules and regulations of the DOJ, commonly referred to today as “norms,” which have been trampled and disregarded since Trump took his hand off the Bible for the second time. The DOJ is being directed by people acting as Trump’s private lawyers. Did anyone seriously expect the IRS to investigate Trump or his family and businesses for dodgy tax practices? Not while he’s in office they won’t.

The DOJ is going to protect Trump until January 20, 2029. After that, it’s open season again. This “settlement” isn’t as binding as the regulations that govern the DOJ. Even if the court were to approve it, another court could repeal it. This document is simply a public acknowledgment of corruption. It’s not an irrevocable “Get Out of Jail Free” card. That would be a pardon. This is not a pardon; not in any sense of the word.

If anything, this should guarantee that Todd Blanche is never the appointed AG of the United States. And neither should anyone be who won’t tear up this “settlement.” (AG’s can be impeached. Congress has the whip hand. Time to use it.)

Blanche could strengthen it by submitting it to the trial court for approval and entry into the court record. That, of course, would be interesting….🤔 

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Louisiana’s Finest

And how will we be doing that?
Sen. Dave McCormick: "Putting troops on the ground is a whole new level of escalation, so I think the president is weighing that very carefully. If Iran in the coming days and weeks doesn't make the choice for a path to peace, I'm afraid we're gonna have to use our military and I think the president will use that thoughtfully and very carefully."
Very carefully thought out. Besides, this is a new project, and not the time for Congress to get involved.  Except to write the check. Preferably a blank one. Shorter Johnson: suck it. They got the message. So the government that pulled us out of the Great Depression, fought a world war in two distinct theaters, made civil rights and voting rights the law of the land, put humans on the moon, and gave us Medicare and Social Security, CAN’T walk and chew gum, now?

Good to know.
Mike Johnson on mifepristone: "By mailing the drugs to women across state lines, you go around state laws. It's a serious problem. Abortions have increased in numbers since Dobbs overturned Roe, and that's a great concern to us. The mailing of this drug is a very dangerous thing."
Supremacy Clause, asshole. If the Feds say it’s legal, I don’t want Texas deciding it’s illegal for me to take the drugs I need. Hit dog’ll holler. And “Christian nationalism” has always been a pejorative. Especially in a country with a First Amendment. You need to talk to your Baptist ancestors.

Sunday, April 19, 2026

“Which Is Strange Because Our BLOCKADE Has Already Closed It!”

U.S. President Donald J. Trump states that his representatives will be leaving soon for Islamabad, Pakistan, to attend the second round of peace negotiations with Iran, expected to take place Monday evening, adding that, “We're offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don't, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! They'll come down fast, they'll come down easy and, if they don't take the DEAL, it will be my Honor to do what has to be done, which should have been done to Iran, by other Presidents, for the last 47 years.”
TAPPER: What did you think when President Trump threatened to obliterate the entire Iranian civilization?

ELISE STEFANIK: He was focusing on the Iranian regime. It brought them to the table. We know he has very strong statements when he comes to his tweets

TAPPER: He said 'the entire civilization will die.' It's interesting that a 20 year old on a college campus yelling 'from the river to the sea' is worthy of condemnation, but a presiden--

STEFANIK: *starts talking over Tapper*
STEFANIK: President Trump didn't call for genocide, Jake. You are putting those words in his mouth

TAPPER: 'Your entire civilization will die'?

STEFANIK: It's the terrorist regime, Jake. He's targeting the terrorist regime

TAPPER: You're changing his words!
Not seeing the difference between bombing Iran “back to the Stone Age,” and doing “what has to be done, which should have been done to Iran, by other Presidents, for the last 47 years,” and destroying the civilization; but I’ll have to leave that to the subtler insights of cable TeeVee talking heads.

Whatever happened to “open the fucking Strait you crazy bastards!”? No longer a viable strategy?
Iran’s Deputy Foreign Minister Saeed Khatibzadeh has stated that no date has been set for the next round of peace negotiations between Iran and the United States, following last weekend’s talks in Islamabad which failed to achieve an agreement, despite claims by U.S. President Donald J. Trump that there would be more direct talks this weekend in Pakistan.

“We are now focusing on finalising ⁠the framework of understanding between two sides. We don't want to enter into any negotiation or meeting which is doomed to fail and which can be a pretext for another round of escalation,” Khatibzadeh told reporters on the sidelines of a diplomacy forum Saturday in Turkey.
U.S. Vice President JD Vance will lead a delegation, which will once again include Special Envoy Steve Witkoff and President Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, for another round of direct peace talks with Iran in Islamabad, Pakistan on Monday, before the current two-week ceasefire is scheduled to end Tuesday, two U.S. officials tell Axios.
Or, you know, not.
According to ABC News, U.S. Vice President JD Vance will not be leading the diplomatic delegation to Islamabad, despite reports from Axios and several other outlets, with President Trump telling Jonathan Karl that the issue is security, the Secret Service couldn’t do it on 24 hours notice. “It’s only because of security. JD’s great.”
Or, you know, not not. Or, you know, not not not.
U.S. Vice President JD Vance will attend the next round of Iran talks in Pakistan along with Special Envoy Steve Witkoff and the President’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, the White House has told CNN, after President Trump told ABC News that Vance would not be attempting the talks in Islamabad. In response to the conflicting messages over the U.S. delegation, a White House official said: “things changed.”
In a phone interview with morning with Fox News’ Trey Yingst, President Donald J. Trump stated regarding this week’s next round of peace talks with Iran in Islamabad, “If they don't sign this deal, the whole country is going to get blown up,” adding that bridges and power plants will be targeted throughout Iran.
I’m pretty sure the issue here is not “signing the deal,” but both parties keeping to its terms. Blockading the Strait to blockade their blockade is not exactly the terms of the last agreement.

Friday, April 10, 2026

Automatically

And Trump has NEVER gone back on his word! I mean, look what he promised his own voters…and what he gave them. One would expect the POTUS to be a bit more certain of his information. It's like a selector switch someone is constantly turning: “Open the fucking strait!” “We don’t need the strait.” “Europe can open the strait. Fuckers.” “The strait will open automatically.” “Iran better open the strait or we’ll bomb the shit out of them!” Sorry; that last one is no longer operative. It’s soon to be replaced by: “FUCK THE STRAIT! YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!” See? Although it may be somebody needs a plan: "Automatically.” Do you think he has no idea how any of this works? They’ve decided on the shape of the table? Or just on the size of the Triumphal Arch? I’m upset because this is how he wastes his time. This thing’ll never be more than this rendering. But it’ll always be ugly.

Wednesday, April 08, 2026

Allahu Akhbar

And we transported 50,000 troops to the area for no good goddamned reason whatsoever, but, hey, we’re gonna share tariffs with Iran that will raise the price of oil worldwide so, it’s all good! Art of the deal, bay-bee!
Q: You said the president 'chose mercy.' But you yourself said weeks ago that 'we will give no quarter to Iranian troops.' Do you think your comments may have put American troops at risk?

HEGSETH: No. I try to be nice up here, but you did listen to what I said, right? Typical ABC. It was an indictment framed as a question. No, you've had your chance.
We are still led by children. "Legitimate targets.”  CENTCOM held. Yesterday Iranians were forming human chains around power plants, something Trump declared “illegal” because he knew what the optics of bombing those people would be. He then agreed to a peace deal that gives Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz. How much is Kegsbreth still drinking? Kegsbreth: *Coffee? Never touch the stuff!* Yeah, that one’s already DOA. So, you’re hoping no one notices? Or that this particular feature just goes away? You know Trump’s bragging about it, right?

Lame duck, bay-bee. Billions spent on missiles and bombs, and all we got was this lousy increase in oil prices.

Tuesday, April 07, 2026

🌮🌮🕺

Trump: Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
I was on a road trip for two days, or I’d have bet money on this outcome and bought myself something nice.  MSNOW (on Sirius) was wall to wall wailing about what Trump would do come 8 p.m. Nobody seriously predicted he would TACO. Yes, he pledged genocide. Yes, he’s a psychopath with no business being anywhere except a care facility; but when I heard he was outraged that Iran was getting people to ring power plants as “human shields” (“They can’t do that! That’s illegal!”), I knew the game was up.

Now all that’s left is for Iran to call his proposal bullshit….

Ooops! I was right! Trump didn’t write this.
Diplomatic efforts for peaceful settlement of the ongoing war in the Middle East are progressing steadily, strongly and powerfully with the potential to lead to substantive results in near future. To allow diplomacy to run its course, I earnestly request President Trump to extend the deadline for two weeks. Pakistan, in all sincerity, requests the Iranian brothers to open Strait of Hormuz for a corresponding period of two weeks as a goodwill gesture. We also urge all warring parties to observe a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks to allow diplomacy to achieve conclusive termination of war, in the interest of long-term peace and stability in the region.

@realDonaldTrump

@JDVance

@SecRubio

@SteveWitkoff

@SEPeaceMissions

@drpezeshkian

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@araghchi Last edited 2:17 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 8.2M Views
But I was wrong that Iran hadn’t agreed to this.
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council claims that the U.S. agreed to a 10-point plan, including but not limited to the cessation of all sanctions since the Bush era and the Iranian control of the Strait of Hormuz. Given credible reporting that such points will be discussed during negotiations following the ceasefire, it’s yet unlikely that the U.S. agreed to these conditions preemptively.
Maybe Friday they can at least start discussing whether the table should be round, or square? Or a rectangle?  Maybe a really big retro boomerang table…. "Put money in your purse….” Iago to Roderigo, “Othello”

Thursday, April 02, 2026

Maundy Thursday 2026


Exodus 12:1-4, (5-10), 11-14

12:1 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron in the land of Egypt:

12:2 This month shall mark for you the beginning of months; it shall be the first month of the year for you.

12:3 Tell the whole congregation of Israel that on the tenth of this month they are to take a lamb for each family, a lamb for each household.

12:4 If a household is too small for a whole lamb, it shall join its closest neighbor in obtaining one; the lamb shall be divided in proportion to the number of people who eat of it.

12:5 Your lamb shall be without blemish, a year-old male; you may take it from the sheep or from the goats.

12:6 You shall keep it until the fourteenth day of this month; then the whole assembled congregation of Israel shall slaughter it at twilight.

12:7 They shall take some of the blood and put it on the two doorposts and the lintel of the houses in which they eat it.

12:8 They shall eat the lamb that same night; they shall eat it roasted over the fire with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.

12:9 Do not eat any of it raw or boiled in water, but roasted over the fire, with its head, legs, and inner organs.

12:10 You shall let none of it remain until the morning; anything that remains until the morning you shall burn.

12:11 This is how you shall eat it: your loins girded, your sandals on your feet, and your staff in your hand; and you shall eat it hurriedly. It is the passover of the LORD.

12:12 For I will pass through the land of Egypt that night, and I will strike down every firstborn in the land of Egypt, both human beings and animals; on all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgments: I am the LORD.

12:13 The blood shall be a sign for you on the houses where you live: when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and no plague shall destroy you when I strike the land of Egypt.

12:14 This day shall be a day of remembrance for you. You shall celebrate it as a festival to the LORD; throughout your generations you shall observe it as a perpetual ordinance.

Psalm 116:1-2, 12-19

116:1 I love the LORD, because he has heard my voice and my supplications.

116:2 Because he inclined his ear to me, therefore I will call on him as long as I live.

116:12 What shall I return to the LORD for all his bounty to me?

116:13 I will lift up the cup of salvation and call on the name of the LORD,

116:14 I will pay my vows to the LORD in the presence of all his people.

116:15 Precious in the sight of the LORD is the death of his faithful ones.

116:16 O LORD, I am your servant; I am your servant, the child of your serving girl. You have loosed my bonds.

116:17 I will offer to you a thanksgiving sacrifice and call on the name of the LORD.

116:18 I will pay my vows to the LORD in the presence of all his people,

116:19 in the courts of the house of the LORD, in your midst, O Jerusalem. Praise the LORD!

1 Corinthians 11:23-26

11:23 For I received from the Lord what I also handed on to you, that the Lord Jesus on the night when he was betrayed took a loaf of bread,

11:24 and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, "This is my body that is for you. Do this in remembrance of me."

11:25 In the same way he took the cup also, after supper, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in my blood. Do this, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of me."

11:26 For as often as you eat this bread and drink the cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.

John 13:1-17, 31b-35

13:1 Now before the festival of the Passover, Jesus knew that his hour had come to depart from this world and go to the Father. Having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them to the end.

13:2 The devil had already put it into the heart of Judas son of Simon Iscariot to betray him. And during supper

13:3 Jesus, knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he had come from God and was going to God,

13:4 got up from the table, took off his outer robe, and tied a towel around himself.

13:5 Then he poured water into a basin and began to wash the disciples' feet and to wipe them with the towel that was tied around him.

13:6 He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, "Lord, are you going to wash my feet?"

13:7 Jesus answered, "You do not know now what I am doing, but later you will understand."

13:8 Peter said to him, "You will never wash my feet." Jesus answered, "Unless I wash you, you have no share with me."

13:9 Simon Peter said to him, "Lord, not my feet only but also my hands and my head!"

13:10 Jesus said to him, "One who has bathed does not need to wash, except for the feet, but is entirely clean. And you are clean, though not all of you."

13:11 For he knew who was to betray him; for this reason he said, "Not all of you are clean."

13:12 After he had washed their feet, had put on his robe, and had returned to the table, he said to them, "Do you know what I have done to you?

13:13 You call me Teacher and Lord--and you are right, for that is what I am.

13:14 So if I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another's feet.

13:15 For I have set you an example, that you also should do as I have done to you.

13:16 Very truly, I tell you, servants are not greater than their master, nor are messengers greater than the one who sent them.

13:17 If you know these things, you are blessed if you do them.

13:31b When he had gone out, Jesus said, "Now the Son of Man has been glorified, and God has been glorified in him.

13:32 If God has been glorified in him, God will also glorify him in himself and will glorify him at once.

13:33 Little children, I am with you only a little longer. You will look for me; and as I said to the Jews so now I say to you, 'Where I am going, you cannot come.'

13:34 I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another.

13:35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another."

“Maundy,” I have been told, but never confirmed, is a Middle English word (or was) , for “commandment.” Perhaps. It’s appropriate, if true. And appropriate, even if not true.

Paul doesn't call it a commandment, or a sacrament.  He just passes on to the church in Corinth what he received from the Lord (where and how is never clear.  Biblical scholars wonder about dangling threads like this, and tug at them constantly).  John mentions a commandment:  "that you love one another.  Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another."  Typical for the Johannine narrative, what that means in practice is entirely unclear.  Jesus speaks in confusing parables and makes pronouncements that carry far more under the surface than appears on the surface ("Your faith has saved you; go in peace."  Luke 7:50).  But John doesn't record any parables, at all.  Instead it is Jesus speaking almost gnostically (how, Nicodemus wonders, can one be "born again"?  Jesus makes it clear you either understand him, or you don't.), and here, as usual, he makes a sweeping statement with nothing to back it up.

Except.....

This is one of the few times in John's gospel that Jesus actually does something.  He raises Lazarus from the tomb, he changes water into wine, he speaks and God answers directly.  But none of those actions is comparable to this:  he doesn't talk about the servant role; he literally embodies it. Master of his disciples, head of the table, he takes a bowl and a towel and washes their feet.  The feet of men who have been walking in sandals all day in dust and dirt.  Remember what Jesus said to Simon the Pharisee?

"Do you see this woman? I walked into your house and you didn't offer me water for my feet; yet she has washed my feet with her tears and dried them with her hair. You didn't offer me a kiss, but she hasn't stopped kissing my feet since I arrived. You didn't anoint my head with oil, but she has anointed my feet with myrrh. (Luke 7:44b-46, SV)

That's a servant's job.  And it's not one any of us would take up willingly, or accept willingly.  I tried one year to initiate the footwashing service which is allowed, even encouraged in Protestant traditions, on Maundy Thursday.  A few of my church council members were willing to participate, and I had the bowl and towel.  It may be a profoundly moving religious ritual; but unless you are used to it, it is uncomfortable and awkward.  Much like it must have been the very first time it was done for the followers of Christ.

This is Jesus personally acting, and in all of John's gospel, indeed in all of the gospels, there is nothing comparable to it.  Jesus wept at the news of the death of Lazarus, which in John proves Jesus is human (in much of John's narrative Jesus is almost inhumanly abstract, and all but nails himself to the cross.  He doesn't die in agony, he pretty much says "Okay, that's all," and passes on.)  This is Jesus being supremely human, and supremely God.  This is God's weakness being stronger than human strength.  This is what Holy Week should really come down to, and all the rest be anti-climax against it.  It should be.  It isn't.  This is the sacrament that wasn't.  This is the command we still can't quite get around to.

The passover in Exodus is full of details and requirements, and that's actually a good thing.  Ritual demands acts that can and must be repeated to keep the ritual whole, which is almost to say "holy."  Do you open your presents on Xmas Day?  Or Xmas Eve?  First thing in the morning, or after breakfast?  Maybe after lunch, when the family has gathered?  Do you try to do Christmas the same way ever year?  Are the small details important?  No, there's nothing wrong with how the Passover is ordered for memory. The contrast is the simplicity of the footwashing.  Maybe that's why it fails.

Paul gives us a ritual, one most churches follow almost word for word from this passage in Corinthians.  All the words of institution are there, and they are protected jealously.  There is a formula for Christian baptism, and by common agreement it must include the trinitarian formula of being in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.  Those words; no others.  The words of institution for the eucharist are there, in Paul's words; and you cannot use them for elements other than bread and wine (like, say, hot chocolate and cinnamon rolls on Xmas morning in a UCC church), because those words are "holy words," and not to be used lightly or wrongly.

But footwashing?  What ritual do we have for that?  We don't.  Catholics have, if memory serves, 7 sacraments (baptism, eucharist, marriage, death, confession. I'm probably wrong on some of those); Protestants have only two (Baptism, eucharist).  If the words are not right, if the formula is not preserved, the sacrament isn't a sacrament.  No one has a ritual for footwashing.  Yes, the Pope does it, if he is physically able.  The monarchs did it in Europe, at least in the Middle Ages.  Even then it soon shifted from actually washing feet to simply giving gifts to those whose feet were not washed.  It never held on very long.   As I said, I tried it once on a Maundy Thursday with my church council members.  It was very hard for all of us; I mean very hard.  And it didn't seem to mean much to anyone there, except discomfort.  That's the nature of rituals:  if they are not familiar, they are simply awkward and off-putting.   They gain their power from familiarity, even though they can lapse into roteness and lose their power again.  But when they are awkward and invasive and almost embarrassing, they are just an obstacle.  Footwashing  is too intimate, too personal.  If it was meant by John to be linked to that command that we love one another as Jesus loved us, if it is connected to washing our feet as Jesus connected it to an act of love in Luke , then we have failed this command, and rejected this commandment.

I said rituals are an obstacle, because they are.  Paul told his churches to follow the eucharisto.  It must have been hard for them, because some turned it into play, or an excuse for a feast for those "worthy," and not for the rest.  They didn't want to immediately treat it was a holy sacrament.  But no one wants to be last of all and servant of all.  And yet, that's one of the most important teachings in the gospel.  Being servant of all is the ultimate sign of humility.  It is the true calling to serve God and the Christ (I repeat for emphasis, not to blur the doctrine of the Trinity).  Evangelicals (in the modern sense) think that "true calling" is to "save souls."  But how much easier is it to "witness," than it is to actually serve?  And to make a ritual, a sacrament, of service?  To do as John tells us Jesus did?

Love is so much easier when it remains in our hearts and minds, rather than when it is shown by what we put in our hands.  How we literally and physically show it, in other words. Thinking is easy; doing is always another matter.

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Reading The Lectionary In Holy Week

Isaiah 42:1-9

The servant of God brings justice

Here is my servant, whom I uphold, my chosen, in whom my soul delights; I have put my spirit upon him; he will bring forth justice to the nations.

He will not cry out or lift up his voice or make it heard in the street;

a bruised reed he will not break, and a dimly burning wick he will not quench; he will faithfully bring forth justice.

He will not grow faint or be crushed until he has established justice in the earth, and the coastlands wait for his teaching.

Thus says God, the LORD, who created the heavens and stretched them out, who spread out the earth and what comes from it, who gives breath to the people upon it and spirit to those who walk in it:

I am the LORD; I have called you in righteousness; I have taken you by the hand and kept you; I have given you as a covenant to the people, a light to the nations,

to open the eyes that are blind, to bring out the prisoners from the dungeon, from the prison those who sit in darkness.

I am the LORD; that is my name; my glory I give to no other, nor my praise to idols.

See, the former things have come to pass, and new things I now declare; before they spring forth, I tell you of them.
So I’m inspired to review the daily lectionary for Holy Week. This is actually Monday’s readings, but there’s a theme here, so I want to start with it even though it’s a day late. 

What Isaiah describes here is what I call the power of powerlessness. God, in God’s own telling, is supreme:

Thus says God, the LORD, who created the heavens and stretched them out, who spread out the earth and what comes from it, who gives breath to the people upon it and spirit to those who walk in it: 

And has a covenant with the children of Abraham:

I am the LORD; I have called you in righteousness; I have taken you by the hand and kept you; I have given you as a covenant to the people, a light to the nations, 

That covenant has a purpose, which is not just to make Israel a nation:

to open the eyes that are blind, to bring out the prisoners from the dungeon, from the prison those who sit in darkness. 
To bring, in other words, God’s salvation to the world. The blind, the prisoner; that’s literal, not some metaphorical pseudo-spiritual “miserable sinner that I am”/Amazing Grace” sense. Real blindness; real imprisonment; in the dungeons, where the forgotten languish. If the light doesn’t reach them, what’s the point of it?

And how will this happen? By works of power and physical dominance? No. By powerlessness:

Here is my servant, whom I uphold, my chosen, in whom my soul delights; I have put my spirit upon him; he will bring forth justice to the nations. 

He will not cry out or lift up his voice or make it heard in the street; 

a bruised reed he will not break, and a dimly burning wick he will not quench; he will faithfully bring forth justice. 
The spirit of God is a cry for justice, but it is not a fight, a clarion call “Aux armes, les citoyens!” God’s justice comes peacefully, quietly; relentlessly.

He will not grow faint or be crushed until he has established justice in the earth, and the coastlands wait for his teaching. 
Because the spirit of God is faith, is trust, is patience. “All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.” When the fire and the rose 🔥🌹are one? No; in God’s time. Have faith; hold fast to trust; be patient. And you will behold the power of powerlessness.
Psalm 36:5-11

Refuge under the shadow of your wings

Your steadfast love, O LORD, extends to the heavens, your faithfulness to the clouds.

Your righteousness is like the mighty mountains; your judgments are like the great deep; you save humans and animals alike, O LORD.

How precious is your steadfast love, O God! All people may take refuge in the shadow of your wings.

They feast on the abundance of your house, and you give them drink from the river of your delights.

For with you is the fountain of life; in your light we see light.

O continue your steadfast love to those who know you and your salvation to the upright of heart!

Do not let the foot of the arrogant tread on me, or the hand of the wicked drive me away.
The psalm is a prayer of faith and trust. It is more for the heart than the mind; although the two are not separate, not apart from each other. But we’ll leave the psalm today as a heartfelt prayer, a cri de couer.
Hebrews 9:11-15

The blood of Christ redeems for eternal life

But when Christ came as a high priest of the good things that have come, then through the greater and more perfect tent (not made with hands, that is, not of this creation),

he entered once for all into the holy place, not with the blood of goats and calves, but with his own blood, thus obtaining eternal redemption.

For if the blood of goats and bulls and the sprinkling of the ashes of a heifer sanctifies those who have been defiled so that their flesh is purified,

how much more will the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without blemish to God, purify our conscience from dead works to worship the living God!

For this reason he is the mediator of a new covenant, so that those who are called may receive the promised eternal inheritance, because a death has occurred that redeems them from the transgressions under the first covenant.
I’m going to start with the second verse there, because I’m more interested in elucidation than exegesis. I just want to point out a few points of interest, places where I think misunderstanding can intrude. 

So when scripture uses the metaphor of the tent, it’s a reference to the Exodus, to the years in the desert, to the time before the Temple in Jerusalem. But the real issue is here:
… then through the greater and more perfect tent (not made with hands, that is, not of this creation), 
Which might be misread as a dichotomy between Jesus (homoiousias/homoousias) (holy; good) and creation (fallen; bad). That’s a reading from several centuries later. The letter to the Hebrews is merely upholding the understanding that, while God is Creator, what is created is neither homoousias nor homoiousias with God; but Jesus is. Take that from it, and you’ll be fine.

As for the blood…well, connect the idea of fluids to the anointing story from John, the last of four in the gospels; and the only story, besides the crucifixion, that show up in all four gospels (and before you object, no, Mark does not have a resurrection; only an empty tomb. The longer ending is much later than the original ending.)
John 12:1-11

Mary of Bethany anoints Jesus

Six days before the Passover Jesus came to Bethany, the home of Lazarus, whom he had raised from the dead.

There they gave a dinner for him. Martha served, and Lazarus was one of those reclining with him.

Mary took a pound of costly perfume made of pure nard, anointed Jesus's feet, and wiped them with her hair. The house was filled with the fragrance of the perfume.

But Judas Iscariot, one of his disciples (the one who was about to betray him), said,

"Why was this perfume not sold for three hundred denarii and the money given to the poor?"

(He said this not because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; he kept the common purse and used to steal what was put into it.)

Jesus said, "Leave her alone. She bought it so that she might keep it for the day of my burial.

You always have the poor with you, but you do not always have me."

When the great crowd of the Jews learned that he was there, they came not only because of Jesus but also to see Lazarus, whom he had raised from the dead.

So the chief priests planned to put Lazarus to death as well,

since it was on account of him that many of the Jews were deserting and were believing in Jesus.
This is where things get tedious, because the anointing stories absolutely fascinate me. This is almost the only time a story in the synoptics shows up in John, and owes so much to Luke, the only gospel closer in chronological time, to our time; save John’s. I’ve got the Scholars version at hand, so I’m going to cheat and use that one now:

Six days before Passover Jesus came to Bethany, where Lazarus lived, the one Jesus had brought back from the dead.  There they gave a dinner for him; Martha did the servince and Lazarus was one of those who ate with him. Mary brought a pound of expensive lotion and anointed Jesus' feet and wiped them with her hair. And the house was filled with the lotion's fragrance.  Judas Iscariot, the disciple who was going to turn him in, says, "Why wasn't this lotion sold? It would bring a year's wages, and the proceeds could have been given to the poor. (He didn't say this because he cared about the poor, but becasue he was a thief.  He was in charge of hte common purse and now and again wouild pilfer money from it.)

"Let her alone," Jesus said.  "Let her keep it for the time I am to be enbalmed.  There will always be poor around; but I won't always be around.

--John 12:1-8, SV

So that's it:  8 verses and done.  But the scene in John’s gospel is Bethany. Lazarus, a character in a parable in Luke (the only other time the name appears in the gospels), is now the dead brother of Mary (Lazarus dies in the parable, too). Lazarus has been raised from the dead, which is why the chief priests are upset (actually the Romans killed Jesus, but the surest way to be the next on a cross was to hint that execution was in any way unjust. Much safer to blame Judean religious authority.). Now the time is the days before Passover; and Jesus, he does in Mark and Matthew, refers to the act as a foreshadowing of his death.  But two very important elements have shifted, perhaps through Luke's lens:  now the perfume goes on Jesus' feet, and again, a woman wipes his feet with her hair.  Only this time the woman is named, so perhaps now we can tell this story "in remembrance of her," at least in the modern understanding of "remembrance."

It's interesting, the similiarities between this story and the stories in Matthew and Mark.  There aren't that many commonalities between John and the Synoptics.  John the Baptizer plays an important role in the gospels of Mark and Matthew, a role that reaches its zenith in Luke's gospel, where he begins with the appearance of Gabriel to John's father, Zechariah. In John's gospel the Baptizer appears as a bystander, someone who literally comments on Jesus as Jesus walks by.  No one in John's gospel gets to share center stage, however briefly, with Jesus.  John's gospel has no Sermon on the Mount (Luke)/Plain (Matthew), and precious few parables.  In the synoptics, Jesus' miracles are "acts of power" (dunamis) in the original Greek; in John's version they are "signs"  (semeia). So the resurrection of Lazarus is a "sign" of Jesus' authority and power, and it is precisely that sign which leads to the crucifixion:

When the huge crowd of Judeans found out he was there, they came not only because of Jesus but also to see Lazarus, the one he had brought back from the dead.  so the ranking priests planned to put Lazarus to death, too, since because of him many of the Judeans were defecting and believing in Jesus.

John 12:9-11, SV

The "sign" of Lazarus was costing the priests their power; at least in John's narrative.  I’ve mentioned before that the cleansing of the Temple seems to have been the historical impetus for the crucifixion.  That occurs just before Passover, a time of tension in Roman occupied Jerusalem.  John includes that story, in a few verses in chapter 2, almost immediately after the first "sign" at the wedding in Cana:

It was almost time for the Jewish Passover celebration, so Jesus went up to Jerusalem.  In the temple precincts he came upon people selling oxen and sheep and doves, and bankers were doing business there too.  He made a whip out of rope and drove them all out of the temple area, sheep, goats, oxen, and all; then he knocked over the bankers' tables, and set their coin flying.  And to the dove merchants he said, "Get these birds out of here! How dare you use my Father's house as apublic market."

(His disciples were reminded of the words of scripture: "Zeal for your house is eating me alive.")

John 2:13-17, SV

It's worth pointing out here, as a side bar, that merchants in the temple weren't necessarily evil.  Temple sacrifice was the point of coming to the Temple during Passover, and most travelers couldn't bring animals with them for the ritual.  They bought animals as they were able to afford:  from doves to ox.  Coins given to the Temple also couldn't bear the image of Caesar, both because humans are made in the image of God (and no images of God can be created), and because Caesar declared himself a "son of God," or divine in his rule over the empire. So the coins of Rome had to be exchanged at Temple for coins acceptable in the Temple.  The problem with both practices, from Jesus' point of view, is that they exploited the poor (like Jesus).  The cost of a dove was already a sacrifice for the poor traveler to Jerusalem coming to the Temple to worship the God of Abraham who taught Israel to think first of the care of the poor.  The exchange rate on Temple coins made money for the banker, and cost the poor, especially, a great deal.  Jesus' objection, in other words, is not pious;  he objects to the economic exploitation of people like him, the very people the God of Abraham professes to identify with.  So you can see why he's pissed off. You can also see why Pilate was worried. We don’t countenance these kinds of complaints today: especially if they are made in the name of Jesus.

Pilate's palace overlooked the Temple.  I mean, directly overlooked.  From the walls of the governor’s palace, Pilate could look down into the open areas of the Temple. Turmoil in the Temple during Passover, the high holiday of the Judeans (Jews is a bit of an anachronism during the time of Pilate), the "first of months" for the children of Abraham , is not conducive to the Pax Romana. It's a time of high political tension for Rome, which tolerated diverse religious beliefs, but not diverse political beliefs.  And Passover was as political as it was religious, so....

Back to Jesus:  the cost of the perfume Mary uses doesn't bother him.  There's no contradiction here; just a contrast.  And a consistency that keeps this version of the anointing at Bethany in line with those of Matthew and Mark.  Luke's is still the outlier (no perfume; only the woman’s tears; an outrageously erotic presentation in Luke’s day); but that outlier finds echoes in John's version.

First, note that the disciples appear in the story in Mark and Matthew, but not in Luke.  And John, who likes to tell more concrete stories (the better to ground his long, abstract discourses by Jesus.  As one of my professors in seminary pointed out, John's Jesus sucks all the air out of the upper room.  Chapter 13 of John begins that event, with Jesus washing the feet of his disciples.  Chapter 18 begins with Jesus finally going to the garden, although he's barely there before Judas shows up to betray him.  The chapters in between are almost all a monologue by Jesus.), replaces Simon the leper/Pharisee with Lazarus (the better to connect the resurrection of Lazarus in chapter 11 to the plot against Jesus in chapter 12) and "the disciples" with Judas Iscariot.  John's character of Judas is the one we all think of as the betrayer, the Iago to Jesus' Othello (except Jesus is not nearly so naive about Judas, especially in John's gospel), the Judas familiar to us from "JCS" (except, again, John's Judas doesn't really have any redeeming virtues).  So Judas is clearly the antagonist in this little story; he is even a hypocrite, because he doesn't care about the poor or whether the mony would go to them.  He's just, in modern parlance, a "troll."

And Jesus' response is equally blunt.  It also lends itself most easily to the dismissal of concern for the poor I've heard from too many professed Christians:  that the poor will always be with us.  It's usually said as if that's not only a fact of life, but the desire of God that some be poor.  As punishment; as part of God's "plan"?  The reason scarcely matters.  The excuse for ignoring them and denying any responsibility for them, is all that matters.

In some ways the Johannine version of this story is the most attenuated, and it suffers from that loss of detail.  John is less concerned with this story than with incorporating it into his narrative because, like the crucifixion, it is a part of the story of the Nazarene that cannot be excluded.  Curiously, it is John's gospel that gives us the long discourse between Pilate and Jesus, the back and forth between the Governor of Judea and a peasant rabble-rouser (which makes it, historically, a highly unlikely event.  Imagine your governor bandying words in public, before TV cameras, with a condemned prisoner just before his execution.)  We owe a lot of what we think about the story of Jesus to John's embellishments.  But in the anointing story John reduces the events to a bare minimum:  now the woman is named:  Mary, the sister to Martha and to Lazarus.  So she is in her brother's home, and yet still serving Jesus at table.  An attenuated scandal since Jesus is above such matters, and the focus stays on him in John's version.  Do you see this woman? Well, don't; she really doesn't matter.  Even the detail of drying his feet with her hair, which now can be a sign of love and honor for what Jesus has done (resurrected her brother Lazarus), but which would also be scandalous (it's still a first century lap dance; and imagine it happening today.  Washing someone's feet is intimate enough.  Drying them with your own long hair?).  John steps over that quickly by shifting attention to Judas, and in the most negative way possible.  Jesus dismisses the whole thing, using it as a foreshadowing of his death.  He doesn't even acknowledge what she's done, or why, except to dismissively say she should save the perfume for his burial preparations.

So the story comes from Mark to Matthew, almost unaltered; and then undergoes a radical transformation in Luke.  Some of those physical changes make it to John's version, but John seems ready almost to discard it, as it's not a "sign" pointing to who Jesus is or what his authority is, and it's not a "teachable moment" allowing Jesus to talk on and on and on about the nature of God and humanity.  For John it's a narrative transition point between the more important story of Lazarus (a "sign" if ever there was one; and, in John’s narrative, the prefiguring of Jesus’ resurrection) and the movement of the story into Jerusalem and the "upper room" (the remainder of chapter 12 is Jesus again talking about the concept of "signs" and the narrative moving toward the foot-washing of chapter 13 and the captive audience of the disciples Jesus then lectures for five chapters. Some of this we’ll get to). It's like John knows he can't leave this story out, but doesn't really think much of it, himself.  It's a pebble in his narrative shoe that he drops off as soon as he is able.

What, then, do we get from all of this?  This simple story was so important to the gospel writers they all included it (the canonical gospels, I mean; not the non-canonical ones).  Luke alters it dramatically.  From his "Special Luke" source?  From his own interests in the story of Jesus of Nazareth?  For whatever reason, he puts it through a blender, changing time and place and persons, leaving out the disciples and followers so thoroughly it is obvious the woman with the jar is a stranger to everyone else in that room.  There's a reason Luke goes immediately from his anointing story to a catalogue of the women traveling with Jesus.  It may be one of them is the woman in the room, since they provide for Jesus' ministry out of their own resources, and undoubtedly the perfume, even if it didn't cost a year's wages, was very expensive.  Luke is drawing a line underneath the woman's identity, the fact she was a stranger before she entered the room; and the enticing possibility that she is a stranger no more, because Jesus told her she had shown great trust, and that trust had saved her.  Matthew and Mark intimate the woman is one of the group; and maybe that's why Luke says the women had resources to fund the ministry when offerings weren't enough.  Matthew and Mark make it clear this is an anointing:  the perfume goes on the head, like the oil on the head of the king, or as in Psalm 133:

{A Song of degrees of David.} Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

2It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments;

3As the dew of Hermon, and as the dew that descended upon the mountains of Zion: for there the LORD commanded the blessing, even life for evermore.

That is an anointing.  Luke shifts not only time and place (not Bethany; and far earlier than the fateful Passover events) and location (feet, not head).  Is it even an anointing anymore?  John restores (follows?) tradition, by calling the act an anointing, but Mary aims for the feet, not the head.  And in Mary we finally identify a woman (although no one tells that story in memory of her) and a reason for her gratitude (her brother has been restored to life).  John also includes a lovely, concrete detail: "And the house was filled with the lotion's fragrance."  A metaphor?  Or merely a physical detail about the nature of perfume?  Either way it's wiped aside by the actions of Judas and the blunt retort of Jesus.  None of this really interests John; but what's always been interesting to me is why John includes this story; and why he shifts to location to Jesus' feet, even as he keeps up with the tradition of the house being in Bethany, and the disciples (well, Judas) being present.

In "JCS," the anointing story turns into the emotional heart of the story.  Immediately after Judas' lament "Heaven on their minds" we meet the disciples with "What's the Buzz?"  And among them is Mary Magdalene and the women (as a backing chorus) who sing "Let me try to cool down your face a bit", which allows Judas back in with "Strange Thing, Mystifying":

It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying

That a man like you can waste his time on women of her kind.

Yes, I can understand that she amuses,

But to let her kiss you, stroke your hair, is hardly in your line.

It's not that I object to her profession,

But she doesn't fit in well with what you teach and say.

It doesn't help us if you're inconsistent.

They only need a small excuse to put us all away.

That's John crossed with Luke.  The objection is in Judas' mouth; but the objection itself, however obliquely expressed, is that of Simon the Pharisee.  Jesus has already accepted Mary's attention:

Mary, ooh, that is good

How you prattle through your supper,

Where and when and who and how

She alone has tried to give me, 

what I need right here and now.

Which sounds more like Luke than anybody.  This story recurs with the famous love song "I Don't Know How To Love Him."  Again Mary soothes Jesus, upset by the events of the march into Jerusalem (Simon Zealotes tells Jesus to use this power for glory), the cleansing of the Temple ("My Temple should be a house of prayer!/But you have made it a den of thieves!") and the followers ("Christ you know I love you/Did you see I waved?/I believe in you and God/so tell me that I'm saved!") and the beggars and diseased ("See my eyes, I can hardly see/See my legs, I can hardly walk/See my purse, I'm a poor, poor man/See my toungue I can hardly talk") to whom Jesus finally screams "HEAL YOURSELVES!"  And then Mary is back, offering "Myrrh for your hot forehead/calm you and anoint you" as she soothes him to sleep, and then sings her song of confused, bewildered love.  It isn't the song of the woman in Luke's version of the anointing; but it could be ours, if we examine that story carefully, if we take what Luke gives us, seriously.

And here's an interesting thing from the rock opera, too.  Judas says, in the first song, that Jesus has begun to matter more than the things he says.  This is an old discussion in Christianity.  The earliest gospels were likely "sayings" gospels.  Some of those are conjectural:  "Q" is thought to have been a collection of sayings of Jesus.  There's also presumably a "signs" gospel behind John's version.  The Gospel of Thomas is the most famous extant example of these kinds of gospels.  And it’s arguable, especially after the crucifixion, especially today, that Christians honor Jesus more in who he was than in what he taught.  Judas, in other words, is on to something.  Gallup reports that church attendance in America is declining, and thinks this marks something in American cultural history.  Perhaps; or perhaps it just marks a new social willingness to admit you don't go to church anymore.  The decline in attendance has been obvious to pastors and churches for more than half a century now.  Gallup thinks it’s discovered something but, again, the world is just catching up to the church.  And still we're a long way from the early 20th century.  This fight between who Jesus was, and what Jesus said (and which matters more) is a very old one, in other words; and if the latter is starting to prevail over the former (not to its extinguishment, but with a renewed emphasis on the latter above the former), perhaps that's all to the good.  Perhaps that's even the Holy Spirit (Luke) at work.  Perhaps we should let that fragrance fill the house (John).

Luke's story is, in my understanding, a powerful story about grace and salvation, forgiveness and redemption.  We want things to be earned, especially something as important as grace and acceptance (acceptance often includes some manner of forgiveness), but we want these blessings purchased with some coin.  For me that coin should be as small as possible, a mere mite, because surely I am deserving of forgiveness and grace, especially if I can't possibly pay for it.  For you, however?  Well, I'm not sure I want you getting something for nothing.  That seems unfair.  Maybe if you were to show a little love, you'd be deserving.  But to be deserving and to show some love, surely you have to have some prompting to respond to.  So would it work like this?

"I walked into your house and you didn't offer me water for my feet; yet she has washed my feet with her tears and dried them with her hair. You didn't offer me a kiss, but she hasn't stopped kissing my feet since I arrived. You didn't anoint my head with oil, but she has anointed my feet with myrrh. For this reason, I tell you, her sins, many as they are, have been forgiven, as this outpouring of her love shows. But the one who is forgiven little shows little love."

But that's an ouroboros, a Moebius strip; it doesn't seem to have a beginning or an end, and if you walk along it, it has only one surface.  There's no way in, no point at which you can begin your payment for that grace.  How do you earn it, then?

Precisely.  Begin there.

On what condition does goodness exist beyond all calculation? On the condition that goodness forget itself, that the movement be a movement of the gift that renounces itself, hence a movement of infinite love. Only infinite love can renounce itself and, in order to become finite, become incarnated in order to love the other, to love the other as a finite other. This gift of infinite love comes from someone and is addressed to someone; responsibility demands irreplaceable singularity.

Jacques Derrida, The Gift of Death, tr. David Wills (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1995), pp. 50-51.

These conflicts and disputes among you, where do they come from? Do they not come from your own cravings that are at war within you? You want something and do not have it, so you commit murder. And you covet something and cannot obtain it; so you engage in disputes and conflicts. You do not have because you do not ask. You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, in order to spend what you get on your pleasures. Adulterers! Do you now know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world becomes an enemy of God. Or do you suppose that it is for nothing that the scripture says, "God yearns jealously for the spirit that he has made to dwell in us"? But he gives all the more grace; therefore it says, "God opposes the proud, but gives grace to the humble."

James 4:1-6

I am reading (Simone Weil's) essays as a part of my Lenten reading...She says that we "...must experience every day, both in the spirit and the flesh, the pains and humiliations of poverty...and further we must do something which is harder than enduring in poverty, we must renounce all compensations: in our contacts with the people around us we must sincerely practice the humility of a naturalized citizen in the country which has received us."

I keep reminding the young people who come to work with us that they are not naturalized citizens...They are not really poor. We are always foreigners to the poor. So we have to make up for it by "renouncing all compensations..."

Dorothy Day, from The Dorothy Day Book, p. 11.