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Trump: "The $5,000 is gonna happen, 100%"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2026

It’s an easy promise. Republicans won’t “win” (he hasn’t defined the terms of the offer, has he?), so he won’t have to pay up. Trump will be too busy screaming about the “rigged” election, anyway.

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— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 14, 2026

And it’ll cure your warts and improve your sex like life!