Wednesday, September 14, 2022

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The average age for viewers of FoxNews primetime shows is 68. And honestly, if it wasn't for Twitter, I wouldn't know who Tucker Carlson is or that Glenn Greenwald was still appearing in front of any TV camera not connected directly to a podcast. So, any TV camera.

Yes, Carlson and Greenwald are repulsive toads who couldn't formulate a rational argument for why they should be on TeeVee, much less about the state of American politics.  The following actually bothers me more because Ted Cruz is a U.S. Senator who can put his money where his mouth is and make it mean something:
Yes, we do have real democratic risks in America; but we've had them since the Constitution was ratified. The battle between Jefferson and Adams was downright brutal, and a great deal of it so demagogic as to be anti-democratic. The fight over who could make government appointments was the issue of Marbury v Madison. There were whole reform movements in the 19th century aimed at ending corruption in government; "lobbyists" were people looking to collect on their support of a successful candidate. The civil servant system was implemented to root out the corruption of a patronage system that would have made the Roman Empire's system look fair and just. A fight over who was really the President led to the Electoral Count Act of 1887. The Civil War and Jim Crow that followed were blatant and legalized (until 1964) attempts to literally deny democracy to non-whites, a denial only rooted out of the Constitution itself with the 13th Amendment.  And to this day the Supreme Court is denying Congress the power to democratically do its Constitutional duty and implement the 15th Amendment.

Democracy has always been a risky business. Carlson and Tucker aren't even fleas on that dog; they are mites on the fleas, at best.  And by the way, Biden's approval rating is up to 47%; which either means nothing (I still think that's correct), or it means nobody cares about the opinions of Carlson and Greenwald.

Except Twitterati, that is.

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Tonight At The Improv

Let’s go to the tape! Oh, I’m sorry. I’m being told there is no tape. We don’t, of course, but it underscores the fact Lindell is a fabulist. Or a liar. Or just a man who can’t tell truth from fiction.

But we have reached the point where Trump is no longer entertaining. He’s just sad. His weekend flight to his Virginia golf course was conducted almost secretly. He only broke his silence to inject himself into the story of the death of Ken Starr.  Suddenly he’s judicious about the attention. The show is closing out of town.

His drama has become tragedy has become farce. It’s all down to how much of this is just bad improv.

The British Crown As Metaphor

Given the life expectancy of most white American males who don’t labor for their work, and have the means for politics, why is this a surprise?

My grandfathers didn’t live to see their 70th birthdays. They both died old men, worn out. I am no more than a year younger than their age when they died. I have pictures of them: they looked old.  I don’t look extraordinarily young, but I’m not as old as they were at my age.

I’ve been treated for two chronic conditions (neither all that serious) for over 40 years. Without those drugs I might have followed my father’s older brother and died in my forties. His father, like his brother, died of a heart attack. My father survived three heart attacks, largely due to two bypass surgeries. He died of brain cancer at 90.

My father rode a desk, smoked like a chimney (even after the surgeries), and played golf for “exercise.” I don’t smoke, exercise daily, and have yet to have major surgery, much less even chest pains. If I don’t surpass my father’s age, I will frankly feel cheated. Like him, it probably won’t be my heart. Exercise won’t stave off cancer.

So it goes.

My story is not unusual. This is, as I’ve said before, the society we are building. The old do not retire at 65 and die at 68 anymore. Indeed, I’m more fit now than I was in my 30’s. I could easily start a second career (except it would be my…fifth, I think. I’m tired for other reasons than age). This is the story of the world we’ve made, with better medical treatment and expanded access (well, for some of us). And of course members of Congress are seldom drawn from the working class who still labor and wear out. We’ve always been a society with classes. That distinction is sharpened by the gap in life expectancy. And the fact it appears so starkly in our national legislature. 

Tim Ryan may insist younger people take these positions; but frankly, he’s just pissing into the wind.

For at least a generation, we are all either Prince Charles; or we are Queen Elizabeth II. And like Charles, there’s really nothing we can do about it.

IIRC

DOJ gave this judge until 9/15 to rule on their motion, or they’d take this dog’s breakfast to the 11th Circuit. 

Meanwhile, they continue to build their record:
The record in appeal, I should remind you, is paramount. It guides the appellate court in its application of the law.

I was reminded today that AG Garland was an appellate judge for 20 years. Under him, the DOJ is playing chess. The court is playing hopscotch (I really have no respect for this judge), and Trump’s lawyers are playing tic-tac-toe. And they can’t even play that well.

Aw Hail, Mary!

I'm a little confused, now:

Abortion was first legalized in 1977. In April 2005, the Iranian Parliament approved a new bill easing the conditions by also allowing abortion in certain cases when the fetus shows signs of disability, and the Council of Guardians accepted the bill in 15 June 2005.

Abortion is currently legal in cases where the mother's life is in danger, and also in cases of fetal abnormalities that makes it not viable after birth (such as anencephaly) or produce difficulties for mother to take care of it after birth, such as major thalassemia or bilateral polycystic kidney disease. There is no need for a consent from the father and request and consent of mother with approval of three specialist physicians and final acceptance by legal medicine center suffices. Legal abortion is allowed only before 19th week of pregnancy.

Much of the controversy has historically stemmed from Iran's status as a theocracy as it was established after the 1979 revolution; many policies, including those concerning social topics, are based on sharia law as interpreted from the Qur'an through the nation's Shi'a legal philosophy. While abortion is not actually referenced in the Qur'an, infanticide is specifically condemned, and this has been used as an argument to keep abortion illegal in most or all cases in which it might be sought. The sections of the Qur'an that detail the importance of health for women have been used to combat this argument, and have been moderately successful at changing the legislation against abortion enacted after 1979. Nowadays, most Islamic legal schools of thought hold that the ensoulment of a fetus takes place four months after conception, which has extended the discussion of abortion in many nations and communities that base their judicial codes off of Islamic law; in Iran, a consensus has recently developed that abortion is legitimate if it is before this four-month mark.

Arguing for the legality or partial legality of abortion has the potential to be successful in Iran only if it is through religious discourse. All religious ruling in Iran has its final approval or veto assigned by the Guardian Council, a reviewing and regulatory body that has the ability to support or strike down all policies of Iran. In October 2021 a bill was proposed that would mandate local laboratories to report positive pregnancy tests in order to prevent "criminal abortions."

I stand corrected, that information is 16 years old.  Here is a better statement of the current state of the law in Iran:

Abortion in Iran is effectively banned, apart from a few exceptions. The new law puts the final decisions on therapeutic abortion – in case of threat to the life of the pregnant woman or foetal anomalies – in the hands of a panel consisting of a judge, medical doctor and forensic doctor, rather than on the pregnant women, supported by the medical doctor.

Which is different from the current state of the law in several states how, exactly?  Except the decision is in the hands of randomly selected jurors and a judge in a criminal trial, where the doctor faces imprisonment as well as fines (up to $100,000 in Texas, according to an ad Beto is running currently).  Being "like Iran" would actually be an improvement, in some ways.

I'm also confused because I doubt Senator Graham's proposed law would override more restrictive state laws, since that's not a thing in American jurisprudence.  The Feds can ban segregation, but I don't think they can align all states with a federal abortion practices bill.  At most they cannot allow the law to be any less restrictive, which seems to be what the Senator is going for here (although the Feds are allowing states to legalize marijuana, which is still criminalized under federal law).

By the way, being like the "rest of the world" probably wouldn't suit Senator Graham either:

For the UN experts, the law violates the rights to life and health, the right to non-discrimination and equality, and to freedom of expression by making it illegal to access a range of reproductive health services and share reproductive rights information.

The law also prohibits free distribution of contraceptive goods, and imposes a ban on voluntary sterilizations for men and women, aside from very exceptional cases. The move, said the experts, will disproportionately impact women in situations of marginalization, and victims of sexual violence.

Those provisions track the law in several states, now.  Again, how are we not already like Iran?  And what will his bill do about that, except override "states rights" with federalism?  Is that really what the Senator from South Carolina wants to stand for?

To be fair, the Senator hasn't espoused a position on contraception.  That's what Justice Thomas did, in his concurrence on Dobbs.  I wonder if the Senator think Justice Thomas wants to align us with the rest of the world.

If the Senator really want to have this debate, let's have this debate:

In the experts’ view, the law will not stop abortions.

They pointed to data illustrating that “criminalizing the termination of pregnancy does not reduce the number of women who resort to abortion”.

“Instead, it forces women to risk their lives by undergoing clandestine and unsafe procedures.”

According to official data an estimated 300,000 to 600,000 illegal abortions are performed in Iran every year.

Under the law, antenatal screening tests will be restricted, and the health ministry will establish a system to collect information on everyone who goes to a health centre for fertility treatment, pregnancy, delivery, and abortion – a move apparently designed to expand the monitoring of pregnancies and discourage abortions.

“Restricting the access of women to free contraception goods and services will lead to unwanted pregnancies and high maternal mortality”, the experts warned.

“We will closely monitor the impact of this law on maternal deaths and ensure accountability for failure to act with due diligence to prevent the death of women and girls with risk pregnancies, or the death of those that undergo unsafe abortions”, they added.

He says there are 55,000 abortions a year in the U.S.  Accepting that number arguendo, does he really imagine he's going to reduce that number to zero?  Or anything approximating zero?  Or even 50%?  Doesn't that tell you that, like drinking and smoking (both controlled substances), there's a market demand that is going to be met no matter what?  Shouldn't we make it safer, not more dangerous?

But apparently American exceptionalism (MAGA!) means being just like the rest of the world? Including Iran? And why, again, is he doing this?  
So you are the conservative party who wants to get between a woman and her doctor, or just a woman and her womb? And that's not "intrusive government" and "government overreach"? Pray tell, why not?  You really want to be the pro-Dobbs party, the least popular, most maligned Supreme Court ruling since Dred Scott?  (And yes, I'm cognizant of Brown v Board, which lead to the "Impeach Earl Warren" movement.)

I don't think this is the electoral Hail Mary Lindsay thinks it is.  He's certainly making as coherent an argument as any Trump supporter ever has.  And does he really imagine the American electorate has paid attention to a Senate floor debate since Jimmy Stewart filibustered there?

Get real.

Addendum:
Okey-dokey.

You CANNOT Overstate What A Shitshow This "Case" in Florida Is

First, it should have been tossed out as completely failing to state a cognizable, even colorable (term of art, move along) claim. Any other judge in the country (practically) would have done just that, simply to not waste time on it (federal judges are very busy people). I don't have extensive criminal experience, or even extensive legal experience, and I have lots of time on my hands. But I couldn't be bothered to read the pleadings in this case, either. The plaintiff's pleadings barely qualify as such, and the defense has to do double-work just to treat them seriously (or even interpret them in a way they can be responded to in a court of law). Precisely. This isn't complicated. "Classified" or not, doesn't matter. It's not even a red herring, because it's not even a thing. It's all pretty much this: Even Rod Serling has already left the building. Because this is simply the state of this "case": I wouldn't expand this to the "federal judiciary in Florida," considering Judge Middlebrooks just handed Trump his ass in a fashion Judge Cannon could certaily learn from. As I said: a shitshow. Why the judge isn't throwing this all out sua sponte is simply beyond me.

Why, O Why, Is Lindsay Doing This?

On the campaign trail, Republicans have started to coalesce around a 15-week ban — which polling suggests could draw more public support. A July survey from the Public Religion Research Institute found that 52% of Americans, but just 21% of Republicans, opposed legislation that would bar abortions after 15 weeks. Legislation that would ban abortions earlier than 15 weeks was opposed by a significantly larger proportion of Republicans and the overall electorate.

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., will introduce abortion-related legislation on Tuesday, according to his office. It's expected to call for a 15-week ban nationwide, with exceptions for rape, incest and safeguarding the life of the mother, three sources said. That will give candidates a more popular position to point to when they are pressed about the issue, the sources said. Graham’s office declined to comment on the legislation, which was first reported by The Washington Post.

Well, except:

While voters are splintered over whether abortion should be restricted and under what circumstances, they are mostly united in their view that the procedure should be legal in some cases, according to pollsters and operatives across the political spectrum. Just 9% of battleground state voters back a complete ban on abortion without exceptions, according to WPA. 

And:

At the same time, the percentage of Americans who say abortion will be very important to their midterm votes rose from 43% to 56% from March to August, according to Pew Research, a change driven by Democrats motivated by the issue.

Besides the devil being in the details:  will the 15 week nationwide ban allow for medical procedures to save the life of the mother?  Or are we going to be stuck in that gray area where "life of the mother" is what will you will be tried for in criminal court, which a jury of boobs deciding if your medical opinion was sound?  I still think that's where the whole question founders.



  I still don't understand. Except now nobody in the GOP wants to campaign with Trump OR Lindsay.  This may get a few GOP voters out; but I don't see it saving Oz or Walker or Vance in their races.

These guys are political geniuses!

Ron DeSantis Is A Sooper Genius!

I'm guessing this plays well in Florida.

But all I'm seeing is a repeat of the premature coronation as Party Leader and Future POTUS Chris Christie.

It wasn't Bridgegate that brought Christie crashing down.  Bridgegate just wrecked Christie in the fawning press that saw him as the Great GOP Hope.

DeSantis doesn't need a Bridgegate.  He'll flounder in the knife fight with Trump supporters in GOP primaries.  If he wins, MAGA heads will scream fraud.  If he loses, DeSantis supporters will scream fraud.

It's a win-win for the Democrats; and the nation.  Not that DeSantis has a snowball's chance in hell, anyway. Attacking the Special Olympics?  The very premise of this article, that Democrats fear a "more disciplined heir to Trump," is completely undone by that claim.  Democrats are likely salivating over the meal they'll make of DeSantis.

The country doesn't want to re-elect Trump; why would they want mini-Trump?

The Internet Is An Outrage Generator

BE OUTRAGED! BE VERY OUTRAGED!!! And then what? Storm the criminal legal system with torches and pitchforks? Have you read "Bad Legal Tweets"? Most of the internet has no idea how the legal system works, much less the criminal legal system (which, yeah, pretty much functions criminally). But being "deeply disturbed" will do what?  Keep me up at night impotently disturbed at the state of the world?

I've been here a long time now.  This old world keeps spinnin' 'round, and it's still a wonder tall trees ain't layin' down.  Or that anything manages to get done.  Have you read The Peter Principle?  He was right.

I spent part of my Sunday night (I admit, I was lonely; the Lovely Wife had been gone since Thursday, and wouldn't return until Monday) arguing on NextDoor with people who were "deeply disturbed." Deeply ignorant, too. There is a truism confirmed everytime I get into one of those clashes: "You can't fix stupid." One person got so turned around trying to argue an inarguable point (their argument was all talking points and key word searches; knowledge without understanding, IOW) they ended up using my argument against me. That's not what they meant to do, but it was the outcome.

The other guy just snarled I was a "pompous a$$" (no, really, spelled that way) because he was incapable of rational thought, just emotional reactions. His specialty was telling me to quit wasting my time there and do something productive. When I pointed out I was retired, he proudly asserted he still worked 40 hours a week being "productive." Yeah, he was too dumb to get out of his own way.

But they were outraged!

So, thanks, the world doesn't need more outrage.
Yeah, people got pissed at Maggie Haberman for putting stuff in her book she didn't put in an article for the New York Times. Never mind Bob Woodward has been doing this since he published All the President's Men. This is an outrage! The NYT is a "serious paper," which may be why these nuggets didn't get into their pages. Journalistic standards at the NYT are notoriously more stringent than in book publishing. Bob Woodward reported that Nixon was talking to the portraits in the White House. But he did that in a book, not in the pages of WaPo. Pretty much for the same reason, I'm guessing. Maybe it's true; maybe it's not. But my guess is the editors of the NYT wanted more verification than Ms. Haberman had, so she saved it for her book. Aside from the questionable assertion that this story was "vital to the safety and continuation of the nation"? Really? Had we the people known this in 2021, what would we have done with it?  Been more outraged? Do we imagine the DOJ will be investigating this now, to bring sedition charges against Trump? Do we imagine, with 40 subpoenas we know of, and the seizure of some 50 cell phones, that the DOJ doesn't already know a lot more than we the twittering public know?  

Short of that, I don't see the importance of this story, except to: a) generate outrage and b) sell books.

Like I say, Bob Woodward's been doing it a long time, and he's still highly respected (which is another matter entirely).  Maggie Haberman has a pipeline into Trump's inner circle, little different from the one Nina Totenberg has into the Supreme Court.  Ms. Totenberg has never told us everything she knows.  Even if she did, most of America would say "Nina who?"  I doubt most Americans could name all 9 sitting Justices if you spotted them 6 of them.  But should we be outraged about who leaked the Dobbs decision prematurely?  It may be Ms. Totenberg already knows the outcome of that investigation.  If it involves a Justice directly, what then?

Nothing, pretty much.  Maybe more impotent outrage.  But we don't need anymore of that; we're all full up here.

Monday, September 12, 2022

It’s About How We Define “Smart”

Ted Cruz is smart. Ask anyone. But he proposes idiotic ideas, takes stupid stands, and is really virtually indistinguishable from Louie Gohmert. And nobody ever accused Gohmert of being smart.

Then again, Gohmert didn’t fly to Cancun in the middle of the Great Texas Freeze 🥶 and Blackout.

DeSantis is smart, too, right?
Is this "smart"? To whom? His supporters in Florida? The MAGA crowd? ‘Cause he sounds as dumb as the boss I went drinking with in the late ‘70’s when “survivalists” were just getting started. He insisted they were right because society was going to collapse at any time; and then I’d be sorry.

And you thought the internet invented apocalypticism; or at least it couldn’t spread without it.

I liked that boss. But I never thought he was smart.

Honestly, diplomas are a poor measure of how smart someone is. And I don’t think DeSantis is dumb because I think he’s bad; I just think he’s dumb.

ADDING:
Desantis, Cruz, etc. are a product of knowing that smart doesn't sell to the members of the Republican Party who aren't interested in the common good but are motivated by combinations of human flaws, racism, resentment, envy, hatred, cowardice that kicks down when kicking up is what's called for, etc. They know they don't have to try to succeed in Republican-fascist politics.
I agree. But where I grew up we called that “low cunning.” We certainly didn’t call it “smart.” (I agree with you on Pelosi and AOC too. I would even extend it to Biden, who is rounding up the GOP and pushing it toward self-immolation with profound political skills.)

I’m Trying To Make Sense Of This…

...from people I respect on Twitter, rather than reading the pleadings (life’s too short to waste on Trump’s pleadings. In a proper court this mess would have been tossed before DOJ got involved). This turns out to be a big mistake. See what I mean? That’s just dumb. EOD. I’m quoting all this just to get to the issue of the PRA; and the stupidity of Trump raising it. And for one specific reason. The PRA requires that any dispute over documents covered by the PRA must be filed in D.C. federal court. No discretion, no alternative.

Trump’s lawyers, if they did raise PRA as an affirmative defense (see above; I’m assuming at this point), just blew a hole in their boat big enough to sink it. If this case raises questions of PRA enforcement, it has to be removed to D.C. Even if he isn’t explicitly raising it, that’s how the relief he seeks is allowed under law: the PRA. Either way, he’s screwed.

If Cannon doesn’t dismiss now for lack of jurisdiction, the 11th circuit is bound to.

Which is the last things Trump wants. 

This Always Confuses Me

The tweets were truly heinous, such as quoting Steven Miller’s xenophobic claim that since Biden hadn’t “secured” the border (with what? A partial wall people scale with homemade ladders? Ripping shrieking children from their parents’ arms?) he had destroyed the republic because, well…brown people. Way too many brown people. So xenophobic and blatantly racist (nobody fears white Canadians at our northern border). Hideous stuff, you know. Stuff that should be taken down.

But wait! Now it’s a conspiracy to hide the truth! No, not Miller’s “truth.” The truth of the racism and xenophobia in the Border Patrol. 

🤔

Huh? The heinous tweets should be left up to prove the heinous xenophobia and racism of the Border Patrol? But staying up don’t they also promote racism and xenophobia? Which one is the heinous conspiracy, again?

🤕

My head hurts.

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa

I got into an argument on NextDoor last night about, of all things, CRT (what can I say?  The Lovely Wife went away for the weekend to stay with the Golden Child, and by Sunday night I was bored and lonely and ornery; which is how I get when I'm bored and lonely.)  It was mostly me arguing with a clown whose knowledge clearly came from Google searches, not understanding the terms she was using (like "critical praxis" and "critical theory" and, my favorite, "Hegelian/Marxism," which isn't a thing, as I had to say repeatedly).  Anyway, it sounded a lot like this:

"This is why you never got a job from Trump," wrote another. "Your ignorance of Article II powers is shocking for someone that was a prosecutor and Governor."

...

"And you know the documents are classified how, you walking comorbidity?" wrote another. "You magicked a review of the materials and any related declassification orders? Or you just believe whatever the Russia collusion hoaxers said because this time they are totes telling the truth?"

...

Another Trump fan responded even more succinctly and gave Christie a middle finger emoji.

Nobody gave me a middle finger emoji, but somebody did call me a "pompous a$$," clearly hoping to avoid the NextDoor censors.  I don't know if it worked.  Once before I was too "personal" in my comments (this time I told my opponent she/he couldn't seem to understand plain English!  I know!!!! 😱).  I'm wondering this morning if I've been banned (again) from NextDoor.  I actually hope so (I made the mistake of logging back in the first time I was barred; I won't make that mistake again).  It was all almost the tone, and stupidity, of this:

"They started with the college and university system. So they control college of education and journalism and law. And they've infiltrated every agency. They've infiltrated religions. They've infiltrated everything and now we're seeing the results of that."

It really wasn't any smarter than that.  Seems CRT is directly connected to Marxism through the Critical Theory of the Frankfort School (I'm just now realizing my "opponent" cited the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy, without acknowledging my argument:  that, as Stanford says, "Critical Theory has a narrow and a broad meaning in philosophy and in the history of the social sciences."  Ah, well, esprit d'escalier, eh?  Had I cited it, she/he would simply have crawfished away again.  It was a fine example of trolling of a kind I used to skewer fiercely.  It ain't worth it anymore.)  That was the argument, anyway.  A reductio ad absurdum that would admit no alternative interpretations.

I gotta get a better hobby.

Bob Bullock Knew Where The Bodies Were Buried

You can tell people who know nothing about Texas politics or governance because they say the Lite Gov. has the "real power" in Texas government. This is, though they don't know it, a testimony to the late Bob Bullock.

Texas has had a lot of governors, and as many (or more) Lite Govs.  Bob Bullock alone has a state history museum named after him.  Patrick can only hope for a toilet to be named for him. Bullock ran Texas government when he was Lite Gov. because he knew where the bodies were buried, and he had every (male) legislators balls in his pocket.  Had any group of Democratic legislators (Bob was a good Democrat) done to him what these unnamed legislators have done to Dan Patrick, Bullock would have had their balls for Xmas decorations.  The Lt. Gov has power only if he knows how to wield it.  Dan Patrick doesn't have a clue.

Patrick squawks in public and gets his craziest GOP Senators to go along with him (the Lt. Gov. runs the Senate), but he's never been able to get the GOP House to go along with him.  Bullock could, and did.  And if GOP state senators (most likely) are turning against Patrick, then surely the Second Coming is at hand! Or at least a revelation.

Beto is running an ad showing an earnest middle aged couple (white, of course; this is Texas) discussing the draconian anti-abortion bill now in effect in Texas: pointing out it criminalizes medical procedure, leaves no exception for rape or incest, and only 11% of Texans support it.  They blame Abbott, of course, and push for Beto to correct such horrors.

Methinks somebody is hearing footsteps, and it ain't just the top o' the ticket.

The Real Mystery Is...

Why isn't Trump a "sad, pathetic figure" yet? I don't think Giuliani became a "sad, pathetic figure." I think he just finally became who he obviously was behind the bluster and bravado and silly inventions like the "perp walk" and the utter idiocy of "broken windows" (which, like "Freakonomics" which championed it, soon went the way of all foolish ideas).  He was "America's Mayor" after 9/11.  Why?  Because he didn't piss himself in public?  He was crowned by the same crowd who declared Chris Christie the man to beat when Christie was still governor of New Jersey.  And Christie's never been anything but the governor of New Jersey. 

Trump was never any better, yet we continue to take him more seriously. Why?

Speaking of "sad, pathetic figures," remember we're supposed to take these people very, very seriously:
Brave, brave Sir Robin. This is when we recall the "Oath Keepers" amassed an armory in a D.C. hotel room, then quietly withdrew from the Capitol and stole away because Trump didn't so much as signal approval, much less sanction (and pardons) for their planned actions. Most of these chowderheads were making threats because they thought they'd be protected, not because they were mad as hell and they weren't gonna take it anymore. Quislings, one and all.

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Show Me On The Doll…

...where the left is right now.

Is the left in Russia right now?
Or the law? Or is it in the declining child poverty rates?

Well, It IS Sunday, Isn't It?

St. Augustine. St. Aquinas. St. Francis. St. Ignatius Loyola. St. John of the Cross. St. Fiacre (patron saint of gardeners. I have his statuette in my garden.) Martin Luther. Jean Cauvin. Pope Francis I. Reinhold Niebuhr. Hans Kung. Soren Kierkegaard. Kathleen Norris. Thomas Merton. Dorothy Day. The "clouds of witness" throughout the millenia. I could go on. But Mr. Olin says it more pithily.

🇺🇦

Do They Think We’re As Stupid As They Are?

Yup. From an open letter to Putin written by deputies in the Russian government:
“The rhetoric that you and your subordinates use has been riddled with intolerance and aggression for a long time, which in the end effectively threw our country back into the Cold War era. Russia has again begun to be feared and hated, we are once again threatening the whole world with nuclear weapons,” the officials wrote. “We ask you to relieve yourself of your post due to the fact that your views and your governance model are hopelessly outdated and hinder the development of Russia and its human potential."
Biden’s “strategic plan” seems to be working very well.

Do they also understand there’s plenty of time for people to get this news before they vote?

This reminds me of the Domino’s ads about inflation and high gas prices and specials on pizza to deal with it. An ad campaign already out of date, IOW.

Coming in a bit late, but I thought I should add this, as it seems relevant to the discussion: Not quite sure what the Republicans are gonna run on this fall. More clear what they're gonna run from: We'll see how that works out for 'em.

Never Forget

My memories of September 11, 2001 aren’t nearly that dramatic . I was already openly facing the wrath of my “true” congregation (the people actually in control) and their poison was spreading. I’m sure I mentioned the attack in worship; I know I wrote about it in the church newsletter. I wrote a lot in that newsletter; writing is one of my strongest forms of communication. That, too, was used against me in the end. Either way, the congregation evinced little interest, and seemed to count it against me that I showed any.

All to say we had our own concerns, and my congregation was old (older on average than I am now), New York City was practically a foreign country, (my favorite line in “Greater Tuna” is the news report of a nuclear plant meltdown and the cloud of toxic gas flowing from it into neighboring states. “Texas not included!” the radio announcer declares triumphantly as he slams down the news copy and says no more about it. True to life, that is.) and mostly they were just too old to care (I understand that better, now). So they didn’t, and more local traumas overwhelmed the national one so far away.

That, at least, is my prevailing memory of it. Now I know there were parochial reactions elsewhere, too:

Raising The Eternal Question

Why does anybody put this clown 🤡 in front of a TeeVee camera?

OTOH, if it wasn’t for the intertoobs, I wouldn’t know this guy was still above ground 

This Is Bugging Shit Out Of Me

Yes, there are criminal penalties for lying in court: when one testifies under oath falsely and knowingly and the testimony is material to the issues in court. It’s called perjury.

Lawyers seldom testify, especially if they are representing a client.

The penalty lawyers face in federal court is more immediate. They can be barred from practicing in federal court.

Lawyers are licensed by the states where they practice. Losing that license can be a long process. Lawyers are licensed to practice in federal court by the courts themselves (from district court up to the Supremes). Misrepresentation is the more common sin among lawyers representing clients: negligently or intentionally misleading the court. State bars may eventually punish a lawyer for egregiously lying in court; federal courts can do it almost instanter.

A federal court license is a privilege which can be withdrawn rather easily. Lie to a federal judge, and you may not be allowed back into that court; or any court in that federal district. It’s a much more swift and sure punishment than criminal prosecution, which the court can only recommend, but not prosecute.

Put simply, Giuliani, et al., didn’t want to get kicked out of court for claiming fraud they couldn’t possibly prove. That’s misrepresentation. The same holds for Trump’s lawyers in Cannon’s court: poor as their pleadings are, they dare not make direct misrepresentations of fact that Trump used his magic presidential powers to declassify documents like a faith healer curing cancer. At least two of them are there at the specific permission of the court (pro hac vice). The court can withdraw that permission in a heartbeat.

That, not possible criminal prosecution, is the sword hanging over their heads.

Democracy v. Nihilism

 "Ukraine Holds the Future: The War Between Democracy and Nihilism."

Russia, an aging tyranny, seeks to destroy Ukraine, a defiant democracy. A Ukrainian victory would confirm the principle of self-rule, allow the integration of Europe to proceed, and empower people of goodwill to return reinvigorated to other global challenges. A Russian victory, by contrast, would extend genocidal policies in Ukraine, subordinate Europeans, and render any vision of a geopolitical European Union obsolete. Should Russia continue its illegal blockade of the Black Sea, it could starve Africans and Asians, who depend on Ukrainian grain, precipitating a durable international crisis that will make it all but impossible to deal with common threats such as climate change. A Russian victory would strengthen fascists and other tyrants, as well as nihilists who see politics as nothing more than a spectacle designed by oligarchs to distract ordinary citizens from the destruction of the world. This war, in other words, is about establishing principles for the twenty-first century. It is about policies of mass death and about the meaning of life in politics. It is about the possibility of a democratic future.

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Although Russia is fascist at the top, it is not fascist through and through. A specific emptiness lies at the center of Putin’s regime. It is the emptiness in the eyes of Russian officials in photographs as they look into a vacant middle distance, a habit they believe projects masculine imperturbability. Putin’s regime functions not by mobilizing society with the help of a single grand vision, as fascist Germany and Italy did, but by demobilizing individuals, assuring them that there are no certainties and no institutions that can be trusted. This habit of demobilization has been a problem for Russian leaders during the war in Ukraine because they have educated their citizens to watch television rather than take up arms. Even so, the nihilism that undergirds demobilization poses a direct threat to democracy.


The Putin regime is imperialist and oligarchic, dependent for its existence on propaganda that claims that all the world is ever such. While Russia’s support of fascism, white nationalism, and chaos brings it a certain kind of supporter, its bottomless nihilism is what attracts citizens of democracies who are not sure where to find ethical landmarks—who have been taught, on the right, that democracy is a natural consequence of capitalism or, on the left, that all opinions are equally valid. The gift of Russian propagandists has been to take things apart, to peel away the layers of the onion until nothing is left but the tears of others and their own cynical laughter. Russia won the propaganda war the last time it invaded Ukraine, in 2014, targeting vulnerable Europeans and Americans on social media with tales of Ukrainians as Nazis, Jews, feminists, and gays. But much has changed since then: a generation of younger Ukrainians has come to power that communicates better than the older Russians in the Kremlin.

The defense of Putin’s regime has been offered by people operating as literary critics, ever disassembling and dissembling. Ukrainian resistance, embodied by President Volodymyr Zelensky, has been more like literature: careful attention to art, no doubt, but for the purpose of articulating values. If all one has is literary criticism, one accepts that everything melts into air and concedes the values that make democratic politics possible. But when one has literature, one experiences a certain solidity, a sense that embodying values is more interesting and more courageous than dismissing or mocking them.

Creation comes before critique and outlasts it; action is better than ridicule. As Pericles put it, “We rely not upon management or trickery, but upon our own hearts and hands.” The contrast between the sly black suits of the Russian ideologues and propagandists and the earnest olive tones of Ukrainian leaders and soldiers calls to mind one of the most basic requirements of democracy: individuals must openly assert values despite the risk attendant upon doing so. The ancient philosophers understood that virtues were as important as material factors to the rise and fall of regimes. The Greeks knew that democracy could yield to oligarchy, the Romans knew that republics could become empires, and both knew that such transformations were moral as well as institutional. This knowledge is at the foundation of Western literary and philosophical traditions. As Aristotle recognized, truth was both necessary to democracy and vulnerable to propaganda. Every revival of democracy, including the American one of 1776 with its self-evident truths, has depended on ethical assertions: not that democracy was bound to exist, but that it should exist, as an expression of rebellious ethical commitment against the ubiquitous gravitational forces of oligarchy and empire.

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The defense of Putin’s regime has been offered by people operating as literary critics, ever disassembling and dissembling. Ukrainian resistance, embodied by President Volodymyr Zelensky, has been more like literature: careful attention to art, no doubt, but for the purpose of articulating values. If all one has is literary criticism, one accepts that everything melts into air and concedes the values that make democratic politics possible. But when one has literature, one experiences a certain solidity, a sense that embodying values is more interesting and more courageous than dismissing or mocking them.

Creation comes before critique and outlasts it; action is better than ridicule. As Pericles put it, “We rely not upon management or trickery, but upon our own hearts and hands.” The contrast between the sly black suits of the Russian ideologues and propagandists and the earnest olive tones of Ukrainian leaders and soldiers calls to mind one of the most basic requirements of democracy: individuals must openly assert values despite the risk attendant upon doing so. The ancient philosophers understood that virtues were as important as material factors to the rise and fall of regimes. The Greeks knew that democracy could yield to oligarchy, the Romans knew that republics could become empires, and both knew that such transformations were moral as well as institutional. This knowledge is at the foundation of Western literary and philosophical traditions. As Aristotle recognized, truth was both necessary to democracy and vulnerable to propaganda. Every revival of democracy, including the American one of 1776 with its self-evident truths, has depended on ethical assertions: not that democracy was bound to exist, but that it should exist, as an expression of rebellious ethical commitment against the ubiquitous gravitational forces of oligarchy and empire.

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There is some reason for hope. Ukrainians have been trying to communicate the reality of their position to people in the global South, so that they can speak the truth about Moscow’s hunger plan and thereby make it impossible. And as Ukraine has gained better weapons from the United States and Europe, Russia’s hold on the Black Sea has weakened. In July, Ukraine and Russia signed agreements with Turkey that should, in principle, allow some Ukrainian grain to leave the Black Sea and feed Africans and Asians. Yet the day after it signed the agreement, Russia fired missiles at the port of Odessa, from which Ukraine ships much of its grain. A few days after that, Russia killed Ukraine’s leading agribusinessman in a missile strike. The only sure way to feed the world is for Ukrainian soldiers to fight their way through the province of Kherson to the Black Sea and to victory.

I Assume They All Got Paid Upfront

Giuliani was publicly begging for payment in early 2021. 

There's a book that reports a lawyer from a major NY law firm was offered a horse (or the purported deed to said purported horse) by Trump in payment for services rendered (years later the firm got some of its fees finally paid). 

Trump is asking the court to split the fees on the special master he requested with the federal government (which, godelpusall, I expect her to do), which is not at all how special masters work:

DOJ disagreed, writing that Trump, "as the party who requested the Special Master, will bear 100% of the professional fees and expenses of the Special Master and any professionals, support staff, and expert consultants engaged at the Master’s request."

Former Assistant Attorney General Elliot Williams explained, "This is one of those facts people might not realize about the process -- someone has to pay for the special master! DOJ being (justifiably) snippy here by saying -- why are you asking us to pay for something that (a) we don't need and (b) only you want?"

Jan Wolfe, a legal affairs reporter at The Wall Street Journal noted, "One of the candidates charged $700 an hour in 2018."

Trump probably also wants to stiff his part of the bill.  Getting the government to pay half is his only hope of getting the work done.

I know some of those lawyers were being paid for by the RNC; but the RNC is not paying for anything related to the search of MAL.

I guess I'm mystified as to why anyone wants to work for this guy.  I mean, you're just pro bono throwing your career down the shredder.  Apparently there are many more stupid people in the world than I ever realized.

Really makes you reconsider the whole "run government like private business" argument (for those few who still believe in that tooth fairy story).


Saturday, September 10, 2022

Then:

And now:

Yar Boo Sucks!

The Karen Attiah column was titled, "We must speak the ugly truths about Queen Elizabeth and Britain's empire." "In the wake of the queen’s death, propaganda, fantasy and ignorance are being pitted against Britain’s historical record and the lived experience of Africans, Asians, Middle Easterners, the Irish and others," Attiah wrote. "Hagiography of Queen Elizabeth and the fading British Empire obscures the truth not only about Britain but also about our current world order, which is built on that history. We can speak the truth about that history even as we pause to wish her spirit and her family well during this transition. And then we must get back to work — to dismantle the present-day vestiges of the racist, colonial empire she so dutifully represented."
Former Thatcher aide Nile Gardiner took offense.
Sod off, ya yabbo!*

*Yeah, I know.  But this guy wants the England-that-was, he gets the idiom of that England to go with it!

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Once upon a time, Trump fed his 89 million Twitter followers a several-times-a-day mash of insult, provocation and bombast. But he has attracted only an estimated 3.9 million to his Truth Social account, making him one of the biggest social media flops of the decade. Where did the magic go? Why have Trump’s followers forsaken him? Is Truth Social doomed? 

I honestly think the only thing keeping it alive is Twitter users tweeting Trump's Truth Social posts.  In the end even that isn’t enough.

Even so, why didn’t the tens of millions of the 89 million who followed him on Twitter or the 74 million who voted for him in 2020 make more of an effort to visit his new address? Blame it on the network effect. If you already have a Twitter account, it takes just a millisecond to click and add another person’s feed to your account. But downloading a new app just to follow a single somebody takes mental energy, especially if there aren’t many other accounts on the app you wish to follow. Trump out of office proved to be as boring as Trump in office was disruptive. Everything we’re learning about Trump’s inability to convene a large-scale audience on Truth Social we learned in miniature from the failure of his mid-2021 blog, which he killed after 29 days. Like most media figures, Trump needs the boost of the network effect provided by Twitter (or CNN or Fox News Channel) to build a mass audience. All by his lonesome, he’s just a political carny on a lightly trafficked midway shouting invitations to his freak show.

And yet Trump is still considered a kingmaker and the GOP leader.  Odd, innit?

Nothing about Truth Social’s disastrous beginnings should surprise us. Donald Trump has proved himself again and again to be a wreck of an entrepreneur. Steaks, his university, water, an airline, casinos, the USFL, a mortgage company, vodka — the list reads like a guide on how not to succeed in business. Associating Trump with a new venture has become a business death wish.

What I was saying about Trump and lawyers.  I guess PT Barnum was right; there is a sucker born every minute.

Trump is still the frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination in 2024 and could well wind up in the White House (assuming he’s not behind bars). [Which is true but not an explanation!  What, no correlation between social media presence and political influence? None?  At all?] But there’s also evidence that Trump has simply exhausted the Trump meme he invented. Trump’s deranged outrage style once contained real entertainment value — which explains why moderates and liberals followed him on Twitter even if they wouldn’t vote for him. But in his post-presidency and especially in the weeks following the Mar-a-Lago search and investigation, the show has gone stale. Vainly, he has sought to top himself by sharing QAnon-related material on Truth Social, denouncing the FBI like a madman trapped in a bunker, and calling for his reinstatement as the “rightful winner“ of the 2020 election. He’s become a carnival geek biting the heads off of snakes, which can be a fabulous show the first couple of times you see it, but after that, meh. Could today’s Trump devise enough fresh outrage to produce even a brief TikTok?

Basically why I expect the political narrative to change in November, and Trump to be the guy on the outside banging on the windows, rather than the guy on the inside who still somehow has a death grip on the microphone. 



Also: Political Twitter In One Tweet

Lawyer Humor

I don’t want to explain it, but I know I have to.

Equity entered the common law as a remedy when the law didn’t provide one. That almost overstates it, but there were at the time law courts and ecclesiastical courts, and the latter weren’t just concerned with priests and monks. One could seek relief in such courts, but only if one came innocent of offense.

Two parties in breach of contract can argue over who breached first or more significantly. But neither party can seek specific performance (require the other party to perform their part of the contract; what Twitter is trying to do to Musk), because specific performance is an equitable remedy, and you can’t be at fault in the situation and get equitable relief.

The phrase we all learn in law school is that “you must come to equity with clean hands.”

Aren’t you glad you waited around to get the joke?