Monday, February 03, 2020

But if I don't know the outcome

of the vote 10 minutes before it starts, how can I forget that result and start worrying about the next vote ASAP?

I mean, isn't the point to stay in a constant state of worry about the future?
Well, we have the time....

Thank Goodness That's Over!


My overly broad quick response to this (who wants to read my detailed analysis of a semi-detached analysis of questions of morality posed by two philosophy professors in a shortened interview on a general issue website?  Yeah, me neither.) is that the questions of morality raised by Kant and Aristotle and existentialism and utilitarianism fit neatly into that quote in the middle of my quotes above (I can't see it from this screen and I'm not going to stop and change tabs right now.)  Or Wittgenstein's metaphor of the fly in the bottle, buzzing around trying to get back out.  For Wittgenstein that was the position of most of philosophy, trapped in a bottle of its own making (if you've seen "The Good Place," you know that's a perfect description of the philosophy teacher Chidi).  He wanted to smash the bottle.  Some days, I agree with him.

I don't say that from a sense of deep frustration, but from a sense of seminary teaching me the point of the Gospel teachings was not how to follow the rules and walk the straight path to heaven (reward!  You did all the arbitrarily right things and won your prize!), but how to live as decently as possible and be in the world that is the basiliea thou theou.  Here's an example of that concept, from the watered down version of "pay it forward":

This can be simple. If a person’s trying to get into traffic and you let them in, it’s amazing how often the person behind you will let the next person in. And if you don’t let that person in, they won’t. If we think of morality as paying it forward, I think that can give us a sense of the kinds of effects we can have in the world.

Of course, the difference between that and being a follower of the Christ is (wait for it!  The difference is NOT "salvation," whatever that is) is that the concept of the basiliea tou theo is not something you create with your efforts, or not even "being the change you want to see in the world."  It IS the world, but we don't live in it that way.  It's an issue of shifting from scarcity thinking (there isn't enough to go around, "good" is too costly in such circumstances) to seeing there is always enough oil (Elijah) and enough bread and fish to go around (that one should be obvious).  And overcoming scarcity in this way of thinking is not just deciding "Don't worry, be happy!," it's actually concrete trust in God.  Although again, to throw up a disclaimer, that's not the same thing as sitting around the kitchen table praying until God makes somebody knock on the door and offer you the money it just so happens you need to pay the electric bill that month (yes, I've encountered that in real life, too).  There is, frankly, so much misunderstanding in popular culture/understanding of what the Gospels teach (according to me, that is; let's be honest here) that you can spend all your time explaining by explaining why that other stuff (up to and including metaphysical notions of salvation) is wrong.  Both philosophers in that article, for example, eschew an after-life, one of the fundamental tenets of the TV show they worked on as advisors.  That's all right, I do, too.  At least I'm more attuned to the sleep of death from which we wake version that is basic to Donne's Holy Sonnet X .  I have my assurances, but they aren't the Big Rock Candy Mountain or laying around on clouds all day doing whatever you like to do, forever.  In fact, there's a classic Twilight Zone episode where a gangster dies and thinks he's in the "good place."  He gambles and never loses, robs banks and gets away with it, has all the drinks and women he wants; all the pleasures he thinks he desires in life, only forever and ever in death.  When he grows bored and complains about the dull nature of the afterlife, he finds out he's in Hell after all.  Which, honestly, is what it would be.  Who among us has an idea of heaven that isn't ultimately boring and stultifying?

Fundamentally, what I learned to discard is the idea that "morality" has any purpose, beyond forcing us to make up rules we can't live up to (the "trolley problem") and paradoxes that only make us feel like trying to figure out the "right thing to do" is pointless.  And it is, pretty much.  Read the parable of the lost sheep or lost coin, or the pearl of great price, or even the Prodigal Son, and try to discern from that what the basiliea tou theou is like.  You'll get no more clarity than Chidi does.  Now realize the starting point is setting aside concerns of scarcity and casting your bread upon the waters for real, and that the only sound rule for living, the ethic (which is not morality; I really need to distinguish those two more clearly, but now is not the time) we should all live by, is that the first of all will be last and servant of all.  That and, do to others what you would have done to you.  And love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul, and your neighbor as yourself.

It's really a lot simpler than Kantian categorical imperatives or existential burdens of choosing for all humankind.

"There's a Latino hairstylist."


NPR this morning made sure to interview people in Denison, Iowa, who told the reporters how ethnically diverse their city is now:

ALMA PUGA: An Asian market right there - Lovan. There's a Latino hairstylist. And there's the pasteleria. They make cakes and stuff.

I was laughing so hard at that point I missed the rest of it.  (I live within walking distance of a fine pasteleria.  Taquerias, too; and Mexican groceries, butchers, and the like.  Asian grocery stores as well; Vietnamese noodle houses not a mile from where I sit; Korean Barbecue about half a mile away.  Polish, German, French, Indian (Asian, of course) food within easy driving distance; an Asian bakery, too, that my daughter swears by.  You get the idea; and why I laughed.) But rest assured:  Iowa is now slightly more representative of the country than it was 4 years ago.

(The estimated population of Iowa in 2020 is 3,179,849.  The estimated population of Houston, Texas in 2020 is over 7.1 million.  Houston is one of the most ethnically diverse cities in the country.  Can we just hold the Iowa primary in Houston, and get a better representation for the candidates before they're whittled down to 2 or 3 on Super Tuesday?)

All Critics of Dershowitz Are Liars?


And all Democrats are critics of Dershowitz?  Ergo, all liars are Democrats and are critics of Dershowitz?  So if you criticize Dershowitz, you are a liar and a Democrat, which is a redundancy?

You know, we didn't learn modal logic in law school, but we did learn the reasoning of the law, which is logical reasoning of a sort.  And one thing the law doesn't recognize, or countenance (try making this argument to a judge.  A jury might buy it, but probably not.  A judge would shred it on about 10 different grounds of basic legal reasoning.), is this kind of sheer nonsense.

And, of course, the idea that any argument by Dershowitz is so important it is, by definition, destructive to the Constitutional order to disagree with it.  That's my favorite part:  that his argument is so sound, to disagree with it is to establish a dangerous precedent from which the country will not recover.  I've known some truly arrogant lawyers in my day.  I've never known one this megalomaniacal.

In order to save the system


We must destroy the system.

We've worked our way up from saving villages this way.  Progress!

Guess What? Cats are NOT people!


So I came across this quiz about "reading" cat expressions.  I came to it through an article by a Ph.D. student who created this "quiz" as a study in human/feline relations.  The study showed participants pictures of cat faces, with the body of the cat excluded, and then asked the subject to determine what emotion that cat was displaying.

If you've ever had a cat, you already realize the problem.

Oddly, the article included line drawings of cat emotions showing what cat's "mean" by particular postures:  everything from laying on their backs to arching their backs to purring and rubbing and cowering and flattening their ears.
The way you read a cat's emotions is through their body language.  You may be able to read human emotions by watching their faces, but then again, humans have different faces than cats.

For one thing, humans have eyebrows, and eyelids, and blink frequently.  Don't get in a staring contest with a cat, you'll lose (unless you're like me and let your eyes dry out to a very uncomfortable degree because, well, I just always have).  Don't look for a cat to raise its eyebrows in amazement or disdain or sarcasm.  And don't look for a cat to purse its lips, or smile, or frown, because....cats don't have lips.

Starting to see, yet?

Cats communicate their emotional state through their body, not just through their puss (somebody had to say it!).  They are not humans.  You can "read" the facial expressions of people (and yes, as the original article pointed out, women are generally better at this than men.  My daughter has a positive genius for reading people, and I'm quite sure most of it is reading faces.  If she ever learned to play poker, she'd clean up.).  Cats express themselves with tails and backs and even paws.  In fact, the most unnerving thing about cats to non-cat people is how indifferent cats seem to be, because their expression is in their posture, not in their face.

I have had cats stare me straight in the eyes.  It seemed to me that cat was more "communicative" than a cat who jumped in my lap whenever it was present, purred, and laid down contentedly.  I've had cats who were paradigms of aloofness, but their affection for me was clear nonetheless.  People look at faces.  If cats don't, are they impersonal?  Or just inhuman?

Cats are not people.  Studying them as if they were people says more about the nature of the study than about the results of the study.  Indeed, the results are almost a foregone conclusion:  people who treat cats like people will misunderstand the cats.  On both ends of the test.

That "man with a hammer" problem continues to bedevil us in matters large and small.

Sunday, February 02, 2020

I walk away from Twitter...

...for 20 minutes and all hell breaks loose.
Yeah, I would have posted the original, but he's already "corrected" it.
Geography is hard! Good think Texarkana doesn't have a team, or that it got into the Super Bowl against KC.

Of course, it would have been fun watching him try to congratulate San Francisco. At least this way we know a staffer didn't write it.

Fun because I love Sam Elliott

And I believe his moustache can dance.

Still not gonna buy Doritos, though.

This is how to do half-time


True, though the people who got it already know. Now wait for the brickbats....
Sometimes my timing is better than other times. And you know what, Kia: even if you never play football, you're still somebody.

Just because it's a football game, you don't have to treat it like the purpose of life.

Obviously I'm not from there

#FarToGo

The best part of these half-time shows is when they show a wide shot and you know the whole thing is for TeeVee.

Well, that and the two male rappers are fully clothed, while Shakira and J.Lo are virtually naked.

Agree to Disagree

Back to the kitchen

Bond is back with the original DB5. Kewl.
Meh. Manipulative, I thought. And then an ad from Verizon that makes First Responders are the new monks and saints (I am not exaggerating). I guess society needs those roles.

I wanna see the Bond trailer again. That old DB5 warms my heart.

Unlike the Game

...the ads now suck. Must be some kind of law of the universe, to maintain the cosmic balance. And allow us to go to the kitchen.
How many anti-Trump ads could Bloomberg have run? Or farmland converted to organic?

And then an ad that manages to waste Martin Scorsese AND Jonah Hill. That takes effort.

Sure, why not?

And since I'm not on Twitter, this is my excuse.
It was, actually Cheapened by connection to life insurance (insurance cos. care about people? Since when?), but it brought tears to my eyes before that.
????? Gotta plan my trips to the kitchen better. Stated put and all I got was a lame J.Lo/Hard Rock (🎸) hotel ad.

"Leave the Pandemic to the People."--Sen. Alexander Lamar

No, we haven't.  We have shut down our ability to respond to pandemics, though.  Maybe that's what he meant.

In the spring of 2018, the White House pushed Congress to cut funding for Obama-era disease security programs, proposing to eliminate $252 million in previously committed resources for rebuilding health systems in Ebola-ravaged Liberia, Sierra Leone, and Guinea. Under fire from both sides of the aisle, President Donald Trump dropped the proposal to eliminate Ebola funds a month later. But other White House efforts included reducing $15 billion in national health spending and cutting the global disease-fighting operational budgets of the CDC, NSC, DHS, and HHS. And the government’s $30 million Complex Crises Fund was eliminated.

Gee, I wonder why cuts were pushed?  Most likely answer:  "Obama-era programs."

In May 2018, Trump ordered the NSC’s entire global health security unit shut down, calling for reassignment of Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolution of his team inside the agency. The month before, then-White House National Security Advisor John Bolton pressured Ziemer’s DHS counterpart, Tom Bossert, to resign along with his team. Neither the NSC nor DHS epidemic teams have been replaced. The global health section of the CDC was so drastically cut in 2018 that much of its staff was laid off and the number of countries it was working in was reduced from 49 to merely 10. Meanwhile, throughout 2018, the U.S. Agency for International Development and its director, Mark Green, came repeatedly under fire from both the White House and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. And though Congress has so far managed to block Trump administration plans to cut the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps by 40 percent, the disease-fighting cadres have steadily eroded as retiring officers go unreplaced.

Public health advocates have been ringing alarm bells to no avail. Klain has been warning for two years that the United States was in grave danger should a pandemic emerge. In 2017 and 2018, the philanthropist billionaire Bill Gates met repeatedly with Bolton and his predecessor, H.R. McMaster, warning that ongoing cuts to the global health disease infrastructure would render the United States vulnerable to, as he put it, the “significant probability of a large and lethal modern-day pandemic occurring in our lifetimes.” 

Yeah, well, they couldn't take it, right, Jared Kushner?

And an independent, bipartisan panel formed by the Center for Strategic and International Studies concluded that lack of preparedness was so acute in the Trump administration that the “United States must either pay now and gain protection and security or wait for the next epidemic and pay a much greater price in human and economic costs.”

The next epidemic is now here; we’ll soon know the costs imposed by the Trump administration’s early negligence and present panic. On Jan. 29, Trump announced the creation of the President’s Coronavirus Task Force, an all-male group of a dozen advisors, five from the White House staff. Chaired by Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar, the task force includes men from the CDC, State Department, DHS, the Office of Management and Budget, and the Transportation Department. It’s not clear how this task force will function or when it will even convene.

Stay healthy.  It's up to the people, because government is not a business; it's not even a government any more.  When you get sick, thank the U.S. Senate for standing up for your vote in 2016.

News=Gossip


Pay attention, this is now gossip becomes news.  Or, a scoop!
Yeah, not so much.

It seems John Kerry "was overheard Sunday on the phone at a Des Moines hotel explaining what he would have to do to enter the presidential race amid 'the possibility of Bernie Sanders taking down the Democratic Party — down whole.' "

Got that?  Somebody was listening to one end of Kerry's cell phone conversation.  Like most of us, Kerry was probably talking louder than he needed to because cell phones don't provide the "feedback" a more conventional phone does.  So, bad on him, I guess?

Sitting in the lobby restaurant of the Renaissance Savery hotel, Kerry was overheard by an NBC News analyst saying "maybe I'm f---ing deluding myself here" and explaining that in order to run, he'd have to step down from the board of Bank of America and give up his ability to make paid speeches. Kerry said donors like venture capitalist Doug Hickey would have to "raise a couple of million," adding that such donors "now have the reality of Bernie."
Kerry denied this, emphatically:

He told NBC News later on Sunday that, "This is a complete and total misinterpretation based on overhearing only one side of a phone conversation. A friend who watches too much cable called me wondering whether I’d ever jump into the race late in the game if Democrats were choosing an unelectable nominee. I listed all the reasons I could not possibly do that and would not — and will not under any circumstances — do that."
So, when a friend calls and asks "What ya doin'?", and Kerry says "In Iowa, campaigning for Biden," and the friend says "Looks tough, huh?  Think you'd run again?," Kerry says, yeah, if I wanted to give up real life and sanity and found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow just now.  Which becomes:

It’s not clear how serious Kerry was on the call about jumping into the race. But that he would even discuss the possibility suggests that prominent members of the Democratic Party remain deeply unsettled by the current field, Sanders' strength in the polls, and the ability of any candidate to defeat President Donald Trump.

It also suggests that Kerry, who has campaigned with Biden in Iowa and New Hampshire, may be nervous about the former vice president's chances ahead of Monday's first-in-the-nation primary caucuses. At a North Liberty, Iowa, campaign event on Saturday, Kerry spoke both after and for longer than Biden did.
Because apparently Kerry should have said "FUCK NO!  I DENY IT!  I DENY IT ALL!," and cursed his friend out in no uncertain terms for raising the issue in a private (!) phone call.  Of course, then the reporter could have said it wasn't a firm denial....

Political reporting is almost entirely gossip and who heard what said by whom about whom in the lunch room 30 minutes ago.

Wotta scoop!

Happy Palindrome Day!

It's Not Like the Senate can say more than "Tut-tut, that's not how it's done"

And I Just Heard The Wise Pundits

...on MTP agree that voters will have forgotten about Trump's impeachment by November.