I suppose they're Jared's tests, too

Gov. Larry Hogan of Maryland asked his Korean immigrant wife to appeal to South Korean officials for help in combatting coronavirus. They agreed to send tests. ⁦@jestei⁩ https://t.co/BkxV5FE12v

— Mark Landler (@MarkLandler) April 4, 2020

The unofficial slogan of this blog is going to be changed to 'WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TESTS?"

Even counties with just a single reported coronavirus case have more than 50 percent likelihood that a sustained, undetected outbreak — an epidemic — is already taking place, per a University of Texas at Austin study. https://t.co/2xjGGU0dj7

— Patricia Mazzei (@PatriciaMazzei) April 4, 2020

With access to enough test materials, those counties which are dithering might actually take action before it's too late.

Trump hit 39 tweets or retweets this morning ahead of 11:30 am DC time

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 4, 2020

It's not like he has anything to do until 5:30 this afternoon.

The novel coronavirus has decimated the economy and turned hospitals into battlefields. But in the White House remains a president who governs as if producing and starring in a reality television show. ⁦@AshleyRParker⁩ ⁦@PhilipRucker⁩ https://t.co/THOXp2CEHJ

— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) April 4, 2020

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Relax everybody, Kushner is working tirelessly night and day to keep us safe from the evil axis of experience

— Josh G (@jgurfinkel) April 3, 2020

Can we just shut down FoxNews as a public health menace? It's not like the Constitution is a mutual suicide pact, or the 1st Amendment allows you to shout "FIRE!" in a crowded theater (I know, but I'm sick of it).

Here’s ADM McCraven, the man who led the operation to kill Osama Bin Laden, making the same point. The current disaster that has befallen our country is but one indicator of what’s happening below the surface in our government. The warnings are all there. https://t.co/dkKIUGuaJb

— Brett McGurk (@brett_mcgurk) April 4, 2020

Actually it's worse than that.

The Atkinson firing was one of a string of moves the president made to change IGs in various posts, and to install a WH counsel’s office aide as IG overseeing the $2 trill coronavirus relief package. https://t.co/9uhfL8cJBN

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) April 4, 2020

And, again: no doubt:

"This year’s projected headline numbers look dire for Trump, far worse than the numbers ever were for Carter, Bush, or Obama—far worse than they have looked for any postwar president," @AnnieLowrey writes. https://t.co/BQ3QPn2tzG

— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) April 4, 2020

But what the FUCK are we gonna do in the meantime?